Type of Site: Blowjobs
Address: www.adultmoviedb.com 
Price: 
$7.95/2-day trial; $15.95/month
Date of Review: 
December, 2005
Pornreports Rating: 

    

Review:

You know what's odd about this one? They never tell you what the "DB" stands for. We're pretty sure it means "database," which would make sense because this is an archive site, but it's kind of weird they don't actually say that anywhere.

Aside from that, everything else here is just what it says it is. Want to know what the Members area looks like? It looks the exact same as the tour. One big page: a model index of all the movies they have. There are no extras. There aren't even any other sections to link to. Just one big page. There is no search function. There are no pics. Just movies. 138 movies when we visited, with a new one being added every four or five days (they post the date they are added so you can check this).

In other words, this is an easy site to review. It's pretty straightforward. But for what it may be worth here are some of our thoughts:

(1) You can browse all the content from the tour (just like in the members area they give you 7 thumbnails per movie, which is good), and if you do you'll notice it's all of a piece. Expect a whole lot of amateur POV blowjob action. Do not expect much of anything else. That's why we're classifying this as a "Blowjob" site. It's all blowjobs.

(2) You see how on the tour it says the movies inside are "DVD quality"? Do you know how many sites say this? A lot. Now ask yourself this: How many movies have you downloaded in the past year that looked as good as watching a DVD on your system? 

Hmmm? 

Not many. We're getting there people, but even the best HD Video sites aren't quite DVD quality yet. And these movies are not HD Video. What they are is 320x240 Windows Media clips with a playback of 700 kb/s. Which is just average in our book.

(3) Would it have been too hard to cut the movies up into shorter clips? A lot of them are in the 150-200 meg range (they're usually around 20 minutes long). While it's always nice to have the option of downloading full movies, it's also nice if you can just grab the parts you want. And if you're on a slow connection, forget about it.

(4) We couldn't tell if any of this stuff was exclusive. But since they never say it is, and since it's all kind of generic anyway, we're not sure it matters. It's a database, not a studio. But there does seem to be the same guy getting his dick sucked in a lot of the movies. He looks like shit. He's got a big gut and hairy balls, except when he's obviously tried to shave them but it's started to grow back so it looks like he has some kind of skin disease. Which is another way of saying this isn't exactly a "couples" site.

(5) Hate, hate, h-a-t-e the way they make you give them your e-mail before you get to the join page, with an option considerately already checked asking if you'd like to receive e-mail newsletters (a.k.a. spam). How many sign-ups do they lose with that?

There you have it. This ain't a great site, but it's not chewing monkey snot either. Lots of decent blowjob movies, a good update schedule, and a very nice price.

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