Type of Site: Babes
Address: www.allmyhoneys.com
Price: 
$19.99/month
Date of Review:
December, 2006
Pornreports Rating: 

    

Review:

This site hit us with a fierce sense of deja-vu. It's a network pass that had a lot of similar content to another package deal we reviewed almost a year ago called FinestModels.com. That network combined content from a bunch of "finest" sites, like Finest Women, Finest AllStars, Finest Dreamgirls, etc. This network (AllMyHoneys.com) combines content from a bunch of "honey" sites, specifically My Asian Honeys, My Euro Honeys, My Latina Honeys, My Heavenly Honeys (we're not sure what makes a specific model "heavenly," but apparently the site features girls "home grown in the USA"), My Teen Honeys, and My Natural Honeys.

The reason this surprised us is that both networks are put out by the same people and seem to feature, if not a lot of the same content, then a lot of very similar content. In fact, they're virtually identical in most ways, and all of the material we saw here had Finest Models watermarks on it. So what exactly is the difference?

What you're getting is glam softcore posing. Very glam (meaning lots of shiny lipstick), and very softcore. The site advertises nude and "implied nude" photography. Implied nude? What the hell is that? Whatever it is, it sure doesn't include getting big mouthfuls of cum. Or even breaking out the toys. Every now and then a girl here picks up a dildo and maybe licks it, but we never saw any of them actually using one. This may be pornography, but it's pornography lite. Nothing wrong with that, but before joining this site you'd better be sure it's your thing.

OK, let's break it down and see what you're getting. 97 models up when we visited. Some pretty big names, and a lot of Asian girls if you like that action. Apparently a lot of the members here do, since of the top 20 rated models all 20 were Asian. So there's something to take note of.

Just over 1500 galleries, with around 30 pics per gallery. Size of the pics is around 700x1000, which is just OK, especially for a photography site. Most of it is pretty nicely done, but we're not sure if it's all exclusive. We looked at some old Aria Giovanni sets that we've seen everywhere.

The videos come in two categories: photoshoot videos and "steamy confessions." Format is all Windows Media. The older stuff is 320x240 and 500 kb/s. Everything since January 2006 is 640x480 and 1500 kb/s. Typical size is 30 megs. The photoshoot videos are just what they sound like: video of the girls getting their picture taken. Personally, we don't find this kind of behind-the-scenes stuff very erotic. It doesn't make good use of the ability video has to capture action since the girls are mostly lying around holding poses until the picture gets taken. And making matters worse is the cheesy background music they have playing. Definitely not our thing.

Anyway, at least there were a lot of them. Over 360 when we checked. In addition to these there were 43 of the "steamy confessions." These were, to be honest, even duller than the photoshoots. The camera just focuses on the girl's face (there's usually no nudity anyway) and they answer some softball questions like how they define romance or whether personality or good looks are more important to them. Answer to the latter: "I would have to say . . . both." Hoo boy. Of course, since nobody around here has very much of either we were out of the running anyway.

This division of the video into photoshoots and interviews is also the same way they have it set up over at Finest Models. So again we were wondering what the real difference is between these two networks.

Not much to add beyond this. There is a section of bonus links, but these are just links to hosted galleries from other pay sites that they are affiliates with. Really, it's no different than what you get browsing a TGP.

Seeing as they're so similar, the bottom line is the exact same as for Finest Models: maybe a bit better than Mac & Bumble (at least in our opinion), but not as good as Twistys. However, the main thing to take note of here is that this network comes in at half the price of Finest Models. So it's a better deal. But we still weren't terribly excited. The video in particular is pretty dull, even by softcore standards.

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