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The ALS in ALS Scan stands for "All Ladies Shaved." We
thought we'd start by pointing this out because (1) maybe you didn't
know; (2) if you're looking for pubic hair, keep surfing
because you won't find any here; (3) the fact that such
importance is placed on shaved pussy indicates that this is not a boob
site, or a bondage site or an ethnic site or anything put a pussy
lover's site; (4) if you like shaved pussy because you think it gives a
woman that "little girl" look then you will love the young
models on this site. These women are little girls. And by the way, with that last
point still in mind, could we request that the purveyors of porn
featuring teens and other bare-ly legal girls stop giving their models
names like "Lolita." A great novel, but we get nervous having
files named "Lolita" on our hard drive.
ALS Scan calls itself as "the Industry Leader in High Resolution
Graphics." Maybe. They've certainly been at it for a while (since
1996!). But there are a lot of studio/photographer sites doing
great work with high-res photography these days. Nevertheless, this site does
have something to brag about. The pictures are excellent: large
(1200x800 for all the newer stuff) and
sharp. There are also a lot of them. When we visited there were 112
models featured (above average looking, young, none of them very busty,
all shaved). Total number of pics was very hard to determine, but we'd
estimate close to 17,000. Updates of around 20 new pics are occurring daily (Monday to
Friday).
The action is either solo masturbation/toy-play or girl-girl. No
cock. Get that? Absolutely no cock. How stringent are they about this?
Well, they do run a lot of advertising (more about that later) and on
their Webmaster page they list their guidelines for the kinds of
advertising they will accept. It "cannot show any form of penetration, bodily
excretions, or male genitals." No male genitals means no cock. You
won't even see a penis on the banner ads!
The style is pretty much the "in your face" style of sites
like SimonScans and
In
the Crack. These folks love pussy, and it shows. If there's one
thing they seem to have a real thing for though it's fisting. There are
a lot of self-fisting and girl-girl fisting sets. Now you're probably
wondering how these tight young girls manage to get fisted so much. We
wondered too. But we think we know why. It's not that the girls are so
loose, it's that their hands are so small!
The videos are even better than the pics. Great full-screen DivX
clips (they all run 2 minutes) of close-up masturbation. Camerawork and
lighting is first-rate. Even the sound is excellent. No cheesy music to
get in the way of the beautiful music of those fingers slopping and
slapping in and
out of wet pussy. Since most of these girls seem to be Eastern European
porn refugees they don't say a lot, but they do moan well. Unfortunately
the videos are only posted for two weeks, then dropped to make room for
more (there are daily video updates as well). At least that's what they
say. But when we visited there were a full month's worth of videos
available to download. That was 42 clips (they update more than one
clip a day). If in-your-face pussy action is what you
crave, this is the shit.
In addition to the main photo and video galleries there are two extra
sections of "Bloopers" (reject pictures) and
"Outtakes."
Now what we didn't like.
Site design is confusing and annoying. As we mentioned earlier, there
is a lot of advertising. In the members section. If you're on
Updates page you have a total of seven banners tucked in-between all the
links to the site's main content. This is a pain in the ass. If you're
in the members section of any site and you see links to extra content
you naturally expect that it's part of your membership. Not here.
At the top of the Updates page when we visited there was a link to a
"Hot Boy/Girl Video" (with "hot boy/girl sucking and
fucking video action") featuring Lolita (one of the ALS models).
"Click here for Details" it said. So we did. And we were sent
to the sign-up page for Sandy's Models, another site. On the same page
there were also banners for ALS Angels and Teen and Amateur Kingdom and
a bunch of other stuff. Is this necessary?
The video page is pretty straightforward, but browsing the galleries
is not easy. The pics are in series, but often appear to be out of
order. It really takes a while to get the hang of. They are arranged in
groups of around 20 which are then labeled as "Zip packs" that
can be downloaded as zip files.
Maybe it's just the numbering system that makes it seem so confusing.
Something was messing us up. We kept getting lost and clicking on wrong
links. We would overhaul the design. Scrap the numbering system and just
have each model's different sets appear as separate sets and not
numbered selections.
So the presentation is a little off. The content is hot. Lots of cute
young models, great masturbation videos, and excellent full-size
close-up pics. It's not cheap, but the quality in this case is worth it.
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