| Review:
OK,
here's
how
it
all
went
down: We
entered
into
something
called
the
'VIP
Members
Area."
There
was
a
list
of
updates,
at
the
top
of
which
was
posted
a
"new
Nikki
Chao
movie."
We
clicked
on
the
link,
which
took
us
to
another
page
asking
us
to
"join
now"
and
see
the
Nikki
Chao
movie.
Huh?
We
looked
around
for
help.
There
was
a
link
off
to
the
side
that
said
"Movies".
Click
on
that!
We
do.
Some
kind
of
bulletin
board
thing,
with
another
link
to
"Movies."
We
click
on
that.
Two
movies
listed.
One
of
them
has
Nikki
Chao.
The
other
doesn't
even
have
a
thumbnail.
We
click
on
the
pic
of
Nikki
Chao
and
get
taken
to a
page
of
crumby
little
screencaps.
What
gives?
The
page
says
"Movies"! Let's
go
back
to
the
VIP
Members
Area
and
try
again.
This
time
we
click
on
the
link
that
says
"Original
Movies."
(We
also
notice
that
the
bottom
of
our
screen
is
filling
up
with
unclosed
pop-ups
from
the
bulletin
board
area.
Time
out
to
get
rid
of
them.)
Once
in
Original
Movies
this
is
what
you
see
in
white
print
against
a
black
screen:
Directory
Listing
for
asiandreamgirls.com
-index.php
-asianmodelpalooza_Movies
(dir)
-asiandreamgirls_Movies
(dir)
No
pictures.
This
is
looking
really
fucking
grim.
Clicking
on
asiandreamgirls_Movies
takes
us
to
another
index
page,
letting
us
choose
between
index,
bj,
solo
model,
lesbian,
and
sex
(not
"lesbian
sex"
but
"lesbian"
and
"sex"
as
two
different
categories).
Again
no
pictures.
No
info
at
all.
"bj"
has
one
movie.
No
thumbnails
or
file
info.
Just
a
link.
We
click
on
it.
We
are
now
downloading
what
turns
out
to
be a
130
meg
file,
of what
we
have
no
idea.
We
assume
it
has
a
blowjob
in
it
somewhere.
Turns
out
it's
some
Korean
chick
in a
scene
that
mostly
has
her
masturbating,
but
also
giving
a
blowjob.
Looks
really
ugly
(playback
is
500
kb/s
but
the
screen
size
is
small,
the
girl
is
unattractive,
there's
poor
lighting,
a
long
credit
lead-in,
and
it's
all
just
shot
in
some
hotel
room).
What
a
fucking
waste.
"Solo
model"
turns
out
to
have
11
files,
but
most
of
these
are
of
the
same
movie
cut
into
nine
parts.
"Lesbian"
has
one
movie
in
five
parts
(numbered
1,
5,
4,
3,
2).
For
some
reason
these
are
QuickTime
files
(the
rest
of
the
stuff
is
wmv).
"Sex"
has
two
movies,
including
one
with
Nikki
Chao!
We
finally
found
her!
If
you
happened
to
click
on
the
asianmodelpalooza_Movies
link
you
would
get
a
list
of
13
clips
to
download.
Again,
no
thumbnailing.
Why
not
just
try
clicking
on
"amp004_0001.wmv"
and
see
what
you
get.
Go
ahead.
You've
already
paid
your
money,
so
you
might
as
well.
It
might
even
be
something
good.
Ho-ho.
Back
again
to
the
VIP
Members
Area.
Oh
are
we
feeling
lucky.
Only
one
other
thing
to
check
out.
"Original
Pics."
We
click
on
this
and
go
to a
generic
thumbnail
page.
Says
it's
"Generated
by
DAlbum"
at
the
bottom,
if
that
means
anything
to
you.
Also
says
they
have
53,178
images.
Around
50
models.
The
largest
size
is
800x1000,
and
that's
for
the best
of
the
professional
studio
stuff.
And
even
these
seem
blurry.
A
lot
of
the
other
pics
are
vidcaps,
and
very
poor,
small,
blurry
vidcaps
at
that.
How
bad
is
the
layout?
Well,
they
have
all
the
thumbnails
turned
on
their
side
so
they're
the
same
shape
and
size
. .
.
but
when
you
click
for
the
big
picture
they're
still
on
their
side!
So
if
the
pic
is
of a
girl
lying
on
the
bed
they'll
keep
it
so
that
the
bed
is
sticking
straight
up
in
the
air.
The
people
running
this
site
really
are
going
that
extra
mile.
To
piss
us
off.
Oh
well,
enough
of
that.
Time
to
go
back
to
the
VIP
Members
Area.
So
we
click
on
the
"AD
Vip"
link.
It
just
takes
us
back
to
the
main
photo
gallery
menu.
We
look
everywhere.
There
is
no
fucking
link
for
us
to
get
back
to
the
main
members
page!
Honest!
We
can't
get
back.
Is
this
the
end?
Looks
like
some
kind
of
update
is
happening
once
a
week.
At
least
that's
how
we
interpret
the
messages
they
leave
on
the
main
page.
But
good
luck
finding
them.
It
doesn't
look
like
any
effort
at
all
has
been
put
into
the
design
of
this
site,
and
the
content
sure
isn't
anything
special.
There
are
better
places
to
go
to
get
your
Asian
fix,
and
we
suggest
you
give
one
of
them
a
try. |
