| Review:
Heaven
. .
.
I'm
in
Heaven
. .
. Ass
Parade
is
one
of
the
newer
Bang
Bros.
Network
sites.
Which
means:
(a)
you
get
membership
in a
great
network
of
sites
when
you
join
this
one;
(b)
the
video
is
really
top-rate
(for
a
reality
porn
site);
and
(c)
there's
a lot
of
dumb
talking
going
on.
The
concept
here
is
that
J.T.
goes
wandering
around
Miami
looking
for
babes
with
beautiful
bubble
butts.
Except
we
wouldn't
call
them
bubble
butts.
More
like
balloons.
The
asses
on
display
here
are
truly
magnificent.
Large,
and
just
a
year
or
so
removed
from
going
overripe
and
marbling
into
cottage
cheese.
Huge
but
not
droopy.
Somewhere
in-between
"phat"
and
"fat."
If
you
worship
ass
(not
anal
sex,
just
ass),
then
you
have
found
a
new
home.
Because
these
gals
are
seriously
ass-stacked:
The
usual
lay
out.
You
can
download
full
movies,
a
full
movie
divided
into
four
parts,
or a
whole
bunch
of
short
1-minute
clips.
Each
episode
comes
with
a
pile
of
vidcaps
and
"high
quality"
or
"digital
images."
We
really
like
it
when
porn
producers
tell
you
something
is
"digital"
because
then
it
sounds
like
it's
something
special.
It's
like
when
you
buy
a
movie
on
DVD
and
they
say
it's
been
"digitally
remastered."
That
doesn't
mean
shit.
It
just
means
they
had
to
convert
it
into
digital
form
to
put
it
on a
DVD.
They
didn't
clean
it
up.
Same
with
porn.
What's
a
digital
image?
These
are all
digital
images!
Even
the
fucking
vidcaps! Sorry
for
the
rant.
Bottom
line
is
the
digital
images
suck
too.
This
isn't
a
photography
site.
But
you
probably
already
knew
that. We
did
really
like
the
video.
But
more
to
the
point,
we
really
liked
the
way
this
site
hit
its
niche.
The
Brothers
have
always
had
a
thing
for
well-built
girls
(like
you
also
see
in
Big
Tits,
Round
Asses),
and
this
site
really
devotes
itself
to
big
ass
in a
big
way.
The
sex
is
the
usual
shit,
and
there's
too
much
talking
from
Dirty
D.,
but
if
you
really
like
big
bottoms
you'll
love
this.
They
were
up
to
72
full
movies
when
we
visited,
with
a
new
one
being
added
every
week.
A
great
deal
when
you
consider
how
much
you
get
with
this
network. |
