| Review:
No
point
wasting
much
time
with
this
one.
Look
at
that
tour
page:
"100%
exclusive
dvd
quality
babes
ballin'
boys
movies
inside,
hundreds
of
videos
. .
.
thousands
of
crisp
explicit
photos."
One
of
the
reasons
we
started
doing
porn
site
reviews
was
because
of
sites
luring
you
in
with
some
slick
tour
that
really
doesn't
represent
what
you're
going
to
get.
Like
here. This
site
is
one
of a
group
of
strap-on
sites
put
out
by
the
same
people.
None
of
them
are
very
good,
but
this
is
still
one
of
the
worst.
Basically
the
Members
area
just
consists
of
13
DVDs
from
the mediocre
Babes
Ballin'
Boys
video
series
put
out
by
Pleasure
Productions
and
another
DVD
called
I
Bang
My
Husband
in
the
Ass
(there
are
no
photos,
outside
of
what
you
might
find
going
through
the
feeds).
So .
. .
this
site
has 14
DVDs
they
burned.
At
least
that's
all
they
had
when
we
visited,
and
there's
no
mention
of
updates,
no
"What's
New"
area,
and
nothing
is
dated,
so
we'd
be
surprised
if
they're
adding
much.
In
addition
to
this
you
get
a
big
pile
of
feeds.
Which,
in
our
books,
is
just
a
big
pile
of
shit. We
went
to
check
out
some
of
the
movies.
Each
DVD
has
its
own
page
with
the
a
pic
of
the
DVD
case
cover
(the
only
images
inside
the
site),
and
a
list
of
the
different
scenes
available
as
streams
or
for
download.
We
had
no
idea
what
the
fuck
we
were
getting
because
there
are
no
thumbnails
and
they
only
have
names
like
"Scene
One.
Actor
and
Actress.
Image
Gallery
Coming
Soon."
All
of
the
image
galleries
are
coming
soon.
Given
our
doubts
as
to
whether
updates
are
occurring
at
all,
we
expect
"soon"
to
mean
sometime
after
this
site
has
closed
down. For
a
few
of
the
DVDs
they
actually
do
give
you
the
name
of
the
"Actor
and
Actress."
And
for
the
ones
we
checked,
they
got
it
wrong.
What
a
fucking
rip.
There's
just
no
excuse
for
this
kind
of
laziness. For
what
it's
worth,
each
of
the
scenes
has
been
broken
into
5
minute
segments
of
around
11
megs
each.
Playback
is
only
300
kb/s
at
320x240.
Action
is
indeed
chicks
with
plastic
dicks
fucking
guys.
Not
really
our
thing
(there's
something
about
a
girl
sticking
her
head
between
some
guy's
hairy
asscheeks
and
eating
his
chocolate
cheese wheel
that
just
freaks
us
out),
but
it's
all
studio
porn
(remember
these
are
just
some
DVDs
they've
burned)
so
at
least
it's
well
produced.
As
you
can
guess
from
the
score,
we
did
not
groove
to
this
site.
The
site
tour
makes
it
look
like
they're
OK,
but
the
members
area
is
just
a
crumby
bunch
of
text
links
on a
white
background
leading
to
hundreds
of
feeds.
It
isn't
even
clear
what
you're
supposed
to
click
on
to
get
to
the
handful
of
actual
"content"
they
have--all
of
which
is poorly
reproduced
and
lazily
presented.
In
other
words
this
is
just
a
shit
effort
for
a
premium
price.
You
might
as
well
buy
a
dildo
and
fuck
yourself
up
the
ass
as
spend
$30
for
this. |
