| Review:
Here
you
have
it.
The
site
that
started
it
all.
The
site
that
has
some
claim
to
being
the
most
influential
and
important
porn
site
ever
(a
claim
that
could,
we
suppose,
be
disputed
by MILF
Hunter). The
site
people
who
have
never
even
looked
at
porn
on
the
Internet
know
about. Now
we'll
be
honest
and
say
we
never
really
understood
why
it
caught
on.
Maybe
it
was
the
catchy
name.
Maybe
it
was
some
subconscious
fetish
people
have
about
getting
laid
in
the
back
of a
car.
Maybe
it
was
some
mental
connection
to
those
urban
myths
about
"rape
vans"
prowling
the
streets
of
large
cities.
Because
when
you
got
right
down
to
it
the
content
itself
was
pretty
lousy.
Even
by
reality
porn
standards
the
girls
were
not
the
best.
The
action
was
cramped
and
limited.
The
lighting
and
camera
angles
were
dismal. And,
for
a
while
there,
we
thought
the
(now)
"World
Famous"
Bang
Bros.
had
shut
it
down. But
no!
As
part
of
the
re-vamped,
bright
and
shiny
Bang
Bros.
Network,
the
Bang
Bus
rides
again! The
video
looks
much
better,
as
with
all
of
the
stuff
coming
out
of
this
network.
Playback
is
640x480
and
over
1000
kb/s.
And
the
Bus
itself
has
upgraded
considerably.
In
the
old
days
it
really
was
just
a
van.
Now
it's
some
kind
of
deluxe
airport
van
(seats
15)
that's
had
the
back
seats
torn
out.
Still
looks
like
shit
on
the
inside
(the
graffiti
on
the
ceiling
is
back),
but
at
least
it
gives
the
kids
some
more
room
to
play
in
and
get
comfortable. Now
what
is
there
to
say
about
"the
most
debaucherous
[sic]
ride
in
the
world"
that
hasn't
been
said?
Probably
nothing.
For
what
it's
worth,
they
were
up
to
133
episodes
when
we
checked
in
this
time,
going
back
to
2001.
Updates
with
a
new
episode
every
Wednesday.
Some
of
the
older
movies
still
look
pretty
crumby.
And
for
some
reason
we
kept
getting
error
messages
when
navigating
through
it
all.
After
a
couple
of
these
we
found
we
could
usually
get
where
we
wanted
to
go,
but
we
couldn't
figure
out
why
this
was
happening
with
this
site
and
none
of
the
others
in
the
network. Or,
for
that
matter,
why
it
costs
so
much
more
to
join
this
site
separately
than
to
get
a
membership
to
the
entire
network
(DO
NOT
join
this
site
separately!). You
know
the
routine.
Things
start
off
in
the
bus
with
a bit
of
mindless
(and
we
do
mean
mindless)
banter
led
by
the
ubiquitous
D.
Sanchez
(a.k.a.
"the
Dirty
One").
Example: "Dude
are
you
wearing
your
fucking
seatbelt?"
"Yeah
bro."
"Why?"
"Because
it's
safe."
"That's
like
a
surefire
sign
of
fucking
gayness,
bro."
"It's
a
surefire
sign
of
safeness,
bro!" We
think
it's
worth
quoting
some
of
this
because
whether
you
love
or
hate
this
site
is
going
to
depend
a
lot
on
how
much
you
groove
to
the
Dirty
One's
banter.
We
know
some
people
who
think
it's
hilarious.
Other
people
just
want
him
to
shut
the
fuck
up.
You
decide.
Just
be
warned
that
he
keeps
it
up
throughout
the
whole
fucking
video. After
about
5-10
minutes
of
chat
they
pick
up
some
girl.
They
seduce
her
with
their
wit
and
charm
("You
are
such
a
lesbian,
dude!").
They
fuck
and
then
the
girl
gets
dropped
off,
usually
under
some
kind
of
false
pretences,
and
the
van
speeds
off
as
the
Brothers
break
into
laughter
. .
. Most
frequently
asked
question:
Is
it
fake?
We
think
Sir
Rodney
put
it
best:
You
try
driving
around
in a
van
with
a
bunch
of
money
and
see
how
many
girls
you
can
get
to
fuck
you. Of
course
it's
fake. The
porn-to-porntertainment
ratio
here
is
kind
of
high.
D.
Sanchez
might
get
on
your
nerves.
But
nevertheless
there
is a
lot
of
content.
And
it
can
be
pretty
entertaining.
And
some
of
the
newer
girls
aren't
so
bad.
And
the
video
has
really
improved.
And
we
even
found
ourselves
getting
into
some
of
the
story-lines.
It's
juvenile
and
(self-consciously)
sleazy-looking,
but
it's
also
kind
of
fun
and
it
works
on a
pretty
basic
level.
And
you
really
can't
go
wrong
with
the
network
deal.
Just
make
sure
you
get
the
network
rate! |
