| Review:
"Banging
Machines",
huh?
It's
hard
to
put
our
finger
on
it,
but
that
name
sounds
just
a
little
familiar.
Almost
as
though
we've
heard
it
before
somewhere.
Girls
. .
.
fucking
. .
.
machines
. .
.
No
question
this
site
is
poaching
on
the
preserve
of Fucking
Machines,
one
of
the
most
original,
and
long-running,
fetish
productions
out
there.
In
other
words
its
going
head-to-head
against
some
pretty
tough
competition,
especially
when
you
consider
the
kind
of
archive,
with
years
of
exclusive
material,
that
Fucking
Machines
has.
So
what
does
this
site
have
that
Fucking
Machines
doesn't?
Or
what
does
it
do
better? Well,
there
are
a
lot
of
extras.
Though
the
way
it's
all laid
out
is
really
confusing.
We
had
trouble
even
finding
where
the
exclusive
material
was.
Most
of
the
navigation
directs
you
to
third
party
content.
There's a menu down the left hand side of the screen with labels like Gallery, XXX Videos, Video Themes, Live Shows, Photo Albums, Arcade, Porn Mags, Voyeur Cam, Support, and What's New. Now obviously some of this is shit
(Video
Themes,
Porn Mags, Voyeur Cam), but you would
think
a
few
of
these
links might lead you to actual content. But
none of
them
do.
They're
all feeds. Even the
What's New button doesn't take you anywhere.
It
doesn't
tell
you
what's
new
for this
site.
Toss
in a
whole
bunch
of
advertising
and
you
have
something
less
than
an
ideal
browsing
experience. When
you
do
get
to
the
main
content
area
you're
only
going
to
find
10
videos
total.
At
least
that's
what
they
had
when
we
visited,
and
we
didn't
see
any
update
schedule.
Presumably
they're
adding
some
content,
though
we
wouldn't
bank
on
it.
In
any
event,
we
can't
tell
you
when
or
how
much. The
videos
are
pretty
good.
Each
is
about
30
minutes
long.
The
only
format
is .wmv,
but
it's
good
playback
at
400x300
and
1000
kb/s.
Nice
natural
sound
too.
Unfortunately
the
girls
look
a
bit
skanky,
even
for
this
niche.
There
are
a
few
pretty
ones,
but
even
the
nice
ones
have
a
lot
of
bad
tattoos.
And
there
isn't
any
of
the
nasty
bondage
edge
or
Dr.
Seuss-like
technical
imagination
of
Fucking
Machines.
It's
just
girls
in a
grim
sort
of
brick
dungeon
riding
a
Sybian
or
getting
prodded
with
a
simple
piston-pumping
dildo. And
then
there's
the
price.
Yeah.
Now there's
a
mean
case
of
sticker
shock
for
you.
Forty
fucking
bucks.
That
really
sucks
the
score
down. OK,
there
is a
trial.
And
OK,
there
are
a
lot
of
extras.
But
let's
face
it:
If
you're
interested
in
this
stuff
then
girls
banging
machines
is
the
shit
you
want.
Not
cream-filled
pussies
and
teen
lesbians.
And
the
fact
is
you're
just
not
getting
that
much
of
it
here.
Not
for
that
kind
of
money.
Bottom Line:
Don't
spend
too
long
thinking
about
this
one.
There's
some not bad stuff
for fans of this niche, but: (a) they don't have a lot of content yet, and we don't know how much they're updating; (b) the site is poorly designed, throwing enough advertising and third party stuff at you to choke a horse;
(c)
the
price
is
insane;
and
(d) except for video quality, which is their one strong point,
it's
nowhere
near
as
good
as Fucking
Machines,
which
is
the
obvious
alternative. |
