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Beaver Bong is a nice little hardcore novelty/amateur site with an interesting
concept--a dildo bong that allows you to literally puff out of a girl's
pussy.
Obviously such a site will appeal primarily to porn surfers with at
least a passing acquaintance with pot culture. Basically a bong is a
glass tube (but is this one really glass? what if it breaks? think of
the collateral damage!) with water at the bottom and a bowl at the top that you burn
the pot in. The smoke is drawn into the tube by the water and you then
breathe the smoke out of the pipe. Here the bottom or water end, which
seems to have a hole in it, goes in
the girl's pussy, "so that the pussy juice infuses the water"
(or so it is explained).
Apparently the beaver bong has been patented, but they weren't
selling them. In fact, the "store" link didn't work. There was
an external link to "beaverbuys.com", but that was just for
swag like t-shirts and caps. And actually most of the beaver bongs looked
to be different anyway.
The production here is OK, coming from the same GhostPro outfit that
does the Creamed Cuties
sites. The intro music is great. There isn't much set-up except for one video where the potheads pretend to find two girls in a desert oasis (or "Ho-asis").
Mostly it's just smoking and fucking on the couch. The way it usually
works is they play with the bong first for five minutes and then settle
into standard hardcore action for the rest of the video.
Our major knock against this site is the amount of content. There
isn't much. Only 9 girls on tap, each girl with a photo section of what
are just vidcaps, and then a movie divided into three 5-6 minute clips
coming in four formats: high res mpeg, RealPlayer and
QuickTime videos and dial-up wmv files (really ugly looking at 160 kb/s
. . . but if you only have a modem at least it's there for you). And the
high-res isn't even that good, with playback seeming to be
around 400 kb/s.
In addition to this you get a sampling of other GhostPro content (4 girls from Dirty's
Dicksuckers, 4 Trixie
Swallows movies, 4 Riley Ryder movies, 4
Creamed Cuties). You also get 9 short comic books in the Cartoons
section and a short essay, "Chronicles", that tries to provide some
Christian (or at least historical or spiritual) defence of pot.
More troubling than the lack of content was the fact that there is no
update schedule. Normally we wouldn't be too worried about this, but the site has been going
since 2003 and they should have more content than this with
regular updates. So it looks like there isn't much happening. Which makes
it very pricey indeed for all you're getting.
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