If you like Weasels, visit our Wicked Weasel Theatre.

Type of Site: Babes  
Address: 
www.bikini-dare.com 
Price:
$24.95/month
Date of Review:
August, 2005
Pornreports Rating: 

    

Review:

AUGUST 2005 RE-VISIT

Now here's something we really like to see: A site we flagged as being a bit disappointing but with lots of potential a couple of years ago making BIG strides in improvement. Great work!

Two years ago there were only six clips available for download. They were even rotating the little bit of video they did have! Well, they really got with the program. When we visited this time they were up to 285 videos, and adding two more every week (the site as a whole updates daily, seven days a week). And the videos aren't too shabby either. They are all DivX encoded, so you'll have to grab that if you haven't got it already (don't worry, it's free). The playback is quite respectable at 400x288. Most of the clips run around 3 minutes. Our only complaint here is that it's still all behind-the-scenes stuff at the photo shoots. They really should try producing some short independent films, which would allow them to get a bit sexier. As it is the camera is too objective, just floating around in the background. Put a real perv behind the lens and let him go in for the kill.

The pics are strong as well. Over 23,000 now. Very clear and bright (it's all that sun they have shooting on location), and a good size too (850x1280). We still think the photography is kind of flat and without style, but it delivers all the hot posing and crotch-shots bikini lovers (like us) go crazy over.

The models are a pretty good mix, though we hope they'll keep adding more. As noted, it's all shot on location so there's a lot of public display going on. It's great to see the crowds of disapproving old bags and gawking pot-bellied hornsters standing around while the girls let it all hang out. And we have to congratulate the B-D team for continuing to find the smallest bikinis in the world to stuff these hot bodies in. The Weasels, "invisible bikinis", and even "the String" (just a single thong that goes right up the pussy lips), are amazing.

Some review sites like to throw in a mark for "bias" in their reviews. We don't, but if we did we would definitely be pushing that button. Hey, if we didn't love looking at girls in tiny bikinis we would never have started the Wicked Weasel Theatre. So you know this site is right up our alley. But it really has established itself as one of the best exclusive bikini sites on the Net. If this is your niche then this is your site.

OCTOBER 2003 REVIEW

Bikini Dare is a Dutch site (at least we think it is, and in case you're wondering what language they're yakking in) launched "because of the absence of High Quality and Erotic Bikini Pictures on the internet." 

We feel the same way. Where are all the good bikini sites? Especially the ones with lots of movies? Bikini Dare tries hard to fill the niche, and does a pretty good job, but we could always look at more crazy girls in thongs.

What kind of porn is a bikini fetish? Well, it's a clothing fetish mainly, so in a way the bikinis are the real stars. And credit the folks at this site for finding the smallest bikinis available for their girls to wear. We thought the Microminimus at Wicked Weasel was about as tiny as you could get, but the "invisible bikini"--which is really just a single strip that runs up the pussy lips with another couple of strips on either side--has them beat

The action is all centered around the bikinis, but there is a lot of nudity too. The site is softcore though, so don't expect any lesbian action or toy play. There is a bit of exhibitionism thrown in (hence the "dare"), but mostly we're just talking about posing around the pool or on the beach. Overall the models are above average, with a few daring contributors thrown in among the exclusive Bikini Dare girls. (As an aside, we have to register our unhappiness with the number of young women who are getting tattoos in all sorts of odd places. Do they really think we want to be looking at a salamander, for example, when we're going down on them? Or that a huge tattoo spread over their ass will look good in a thong?)

The site design, as you'll see from a tour, is pretty primitive (and even includes some advertising), but still functional. You only have a few basic choices, either going to a model index, seeing recent updates, or checking out the videos. The pics are definitely large and sharp, though not very stylish. There were 30 main galleries when we visited, each with around 60-100 pics (over 8,000 pics in total). Updates are occurring, and though we couldn't tell if there was a fixed schedule, something new is being posted every week. The video section only had 6 videos available for download in .wmv and Divx formats. These are basically just clips of the photoshoots. They are high-res and play very well full screen, but at around 10 megs per clip they are only a minute or so in length. One thing we really missed in the movies was the lack of lingering close-ups, a necessity for a fetish which is all about crotch-watching. We thought more could be done in this way, and also that more video could be available. As it stands there seems to be some kind of rotation system in place so that only the most recent videos are available for download. We can't understand this. If they have more content they need to share it. Let's be generous!

If you're still looking for great bikini action this site is a pretty good start, but it does need to grow a bit and develop a sharper more professional look. We recommend it for the bikini fanatics, and mainly because there's so little else out there.

Other Reviews of This Site:

---Jaxon Jaganov
---Richard's Realm

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