| Review:
Blondes
of
Porn
is a
network
offering
downloadable
video
clips
of
mainstream
porn
action.
Note
that
we
said
Blondes
of
Porn
is
a
network,
not part
of
a
network.
You
see,
despite
the
fact
that
you
do
get
6
other
sites
with
your
membership,
these
are
not
only
set-up
the
same
way,
they
feature
a lot
of
the
same
content.
So
instead
of
directing
you,
as
we
usually
do
when
reviewing
a
network,
to
one
main
review
that
pretty
much
covers
all
the
other
sites
as
well,
we're
going
to
say
everything
we
have
to
say
right
here. We'll
start
with
Blondes
of
Porn,
since
it's
the
biggest.
Immediately
we
are
warned
that
these
blondes
are
"Not
quite
the
Angels
you
think
they
are!" Since
there
is
no
way
in
fuck
we
thought
any
of
the
bottle-blondes
with
shaved
pussies
spreading
their
legs
here
were
angels,
we
thought
this
warning
was superfluous. Still,
it's
nice
to
get
a
heads-up. Basically
these
are
all
movie
sites
featuring
decent
(500-700
kb/s,
320x240)
downloads
of
mainstream
porn
action.
Non-exclusive
studio
stuff.
For
Blondes
of
Porn
there
were
90
scenes
available,
with
a
new
one
being
added
every
day.
It's
a
very
machine-like
operation--you
also
get
a
preview
of
all
the
updates
scheduled
for
the
next
9
days
in
advance.
The
content
is
what
you
would
expect:
very
mainstream,
but
more
professional-looking
than
the
usual
gonzo
stuff.
There
are
10
girls
here
listed
as
"Featured"
models
(Monica
Sweetheart,
Briana
Banks,
Britney
Skye,
Krystal
Steal),
but
we
couldn't
figure
out
what
this
meant
since
they
each
only
have
one
clip,
same
as
all
the
other
girls.
And
as
per
usual
they
only
get
identified
by
their
first
name,
if
that.
Is
there
some
legal
reason
for
this?
Anyway,
you
can't
get
any
more
generic
than
simply
calling
your
featured
angels
"sutty
and
hot
brunette"
(no,
they
aren't
all
blondes),
"horny
nympho",
or,
what
has
to
be
our
favourite,
Briana
Banks:
"a
woman
with
big
natural
(!!!!!)
tits".
In
addition
to
the
main
menu
you
do
get
a
lot
of
extras
in
the
form
of
feeds
and
licensed
photo
sets.
Some
of
pics
were
in a
section
labeled
"Premium",
but
as
with
"Featured"
models
we
couldn't
figure
out
what
the
hell
this
meant. So
overall
we
thought
this
was
a
pretty
good
site.
It
did
have
a
lot
of
pretty
good
video
and
was
updating
every
day.
Seeing
as
it
was
all
public
domain
stuff
and
came
with
a
pricey
membership
we
wouldn't
have
given
it a
great
score
on
its
own.
But
we
still
had
to
see
the
rest
of
the
network. Next
up
was
Slutty
Mamma
(external
link:
www.sluttymamma.com).
Hard
to
believe
somebody
already
had
Slutty
Mama
registered,
but
guess
so.
We
couldn't
think
of
any
other
reason
for
the
third
"m". What
we
were
expecting
here
were
some
mature
ladies
taking
the
bone.
So
imagine
our
surprise
when
the
latest
update
was
the
same
Britney
Skye
clip
we
had
just
downloaded
off
of
Blondes
of
Porn!
Britney
Skye
is a
MILF?
A
bit
of
browsing
through
the
video
collection
here
(52
scenes,
by
the
way,
again
with
daily
updates)
was
enough
to
clue
us
in
to
the
fact
that
many
of
these
slutty
"mammas"
were
also
blondes
of
porn.
Pretty
much
the
same
basic
layout
here.
The
pics
were
all
handled
as
feeds
though.
Again,
not
a
bad
little
site,
but
with
all
the
crossover
it's
not
much
more
than
a
bit
of
bonus
video.
And
if
you're
looking
for
mature
action
you're
going
to
be
really
disappointed. Bang
Dolls
(external
link:
www.bangdolls.com):
a
very
similar
site
to
Blondes
of
Porn.
Might
as
well
have
been
a
different
entry
point.
52
movies.
Obviously
a
lot
of
crossover
being
done. Kinky
Lesbo
(external
link:
www.kinkylesbo.com)
has
a
header
that
says
"Exclusive
content".
We
suppose
that's
possible,
but
really
it
features
more
of
the
same
sort
of
stuff
(if
not
the
identical
clips).
24
videos
when
we
visited.
At
least
they
all
featured
some
girl-girl
action,
so
there's
a
bit
of
truth
to
the
name
they
slapped
on
it.
But
what
was
kinky
about
it
was
beyond
us. Licka
Licka
(external
link:
www.lickalicka.com).
Whoa
now!
Another
lesbian
site?
This
seemed
to
have
all
the
same
movies
as
Kinky
Lesbo.
The
tour
advertises
6,785
hot
lesbian
videos.
Of
course
there
were
only
21 downloadable
videos
in
the
video
section.
Presumably
the
6,784
are
the
"Recorded
Feeds"
and "(anything
but)
Live
Videos".
Again,
you
can
expect
to
see
some
girl-girl
action
in
all
of
the
movies,
though
there
seemed
to
be a
lot
of
three-ways
as
well,
with
most
of
the
time
spent
in
boy-girl
action.
Our
Fuck
Friends
(external
link:
www.ourfuckfriends.com).
"Welcome
to
ourfuckfriends
. .
.
Where
Everyone
Fucks!!!"
Well,
we
should
hope
so! We
thought
this
might
have
more
"reality"
style
video,
but
it's
really
just
more
of
the
same
stuff.
52
movies
on
tap. Jerk
Him
Off
(external
link:
www.jerkhimoff.com).
You
still
reading
this?
Another
52
movies.
Not
really
theme-oriented
at
all,
if
it's
handjob
action
you're
looking
for. This
is a
Gamma
Entertainment
production,
so
the
presentation
is
smooth.
But
we
have
a
hard
time
recommending
it.
The
thing
is,
if
you
want
Gamma's
exclusive
stuff
you
want
the Bruno
B.
network.
And
if
you
want
a
Gamma
network
of
studio
porn
you
should
get
their
Porn
Access
pass
(more
movies,
including
many
of
the
same
ones,
and even
higher
quality).
This
package
struck
us
as
just
too
slick.
The
way
the
same
content
keeps
appearing
on
each
of
the different
sites
is
sneaky,
and
not
something
you
expect
in
such
a
small
network.
And
the
labeling
is downright
misleading
(the
most
egregious
example
being
Slutty
Mamma,
which
is not
a
mature
site).
Sure
it's
got
quite
a
bit
of
stuff,
and
the
daily
updates
are
nice,
but
given
that
it's
all
generic,
non-exclusive
content
you
should
expect
more
for
this
price. |
