| Review:
OCTOBER
2006
RE-VISIT
It's
a
year
later
and
our
original
review
was
quite
out-of-date
so
here's
the
latest.
In
the
first
place,
you
can
no
longer
join
this
site
separately.
It's
all
part
of
the Private
Members
Area
membership.
And
that's
a
good
thing
because
the
PMA
is a
really
good
membership,
with
a
lot
of
high
quality
exclusive
hardcore
content
(including
Extreme
Holly
and Extreme
Alex).
Next
good
thing:
They've
been
keeping
steady
with
the
updates
and
they're
now
up
to
up
to
88
"races."
Not
too
shabby!
And
they've
also
kicked
up
the
video
so
that
the
movies
are
now
available
in a
"super"
size
format
that
is
720x480
and
1400
kb/s. The
concept
is
the
same.
And
yes,
we
still
think
it's
kind
of
dumb.
But
along
with
all
the
updates
they're
adding
races
featuring
some
interesting
amateur
talent.
Here,
for
example,
is
Sammy
giving
it
her
best
shot.
And here's
Anna
Miller
from
4Real
Amateurs.
And here's Brooke
and
Grant,
also
from
the
4Real
Amateur
network.
Sweet!
You
think
you
know
cute?
You
don't
know
cute.
This
Brooke
girl
is
fucking
amazing.
Seriously,
the
pics
here
don't
do
her
credit.
Please
believe
us. 
And
since
her
home
network
doesn't
allow
downloads
(it's
streaming
only),
this
is a
double
bonus. Re-visit
bottom
line:
This
is a
much
better
deal
than
it
was
a
year
ago,
and
getting
better
all
the
time.
It's
still
kind
of
limited
by
the
one-joke
set-up,
but
if
you
want
to
see
what
real
competitive
cocksucking
looks
like
(not
that
fake
American
Cocksucking
Championships
stuff),
this
is
the
place.
These
girls
are
really
working
it!
SEPTEMBER
2005
REVIEW
Ready.
Set.
Review!
A
confession:
One
of
the
lamest
critical
clichés
is
to
say
that
something
(a
book,
a
movie,
a
porn
site)
is
"OK
if
you
like
that
sort
of
thing."
The
banality
of
this
expression
was
made
fun
of by
Abraham
Lincoln
when
he
said
"For
those
who
like
that
sort
of
thing,
I
should
think
it
is
just
about
the
sort
of
thing
they
would
like."
Lincoln
had
quite
a
sense
of
humour.
Anyway,
as
you
probably
know,
we
use
this
formula
a
lot.
Why?
Because
a
lot
of
porn
is
niche-oriented,
which
is
to
say
very
specifically
targeted
at
an
audience
of
people
who
"like
that
sort
of
thing."
When
you
get
right
down
to
it
there
isn't
too
much
that
separates
a
lot
of
porn
sites.
The
good
ones
will
all
have
decent
video,
update
a
few
times
a
week,
have
some
pretty
models,
etc.
What
makes
the
difference
is
usually
either
the
individual
performers
(if
it's
a
performer
site),
or
the
concept.
The
narrower
the
niche,
the
more
we
want
to
fall
back
on
the
"if
that's
your
thing"
line.
This
is
especially
the
case
with
novelty
porn.
Take
something
like
Sicko
Games,
which
has
girls
eating
worms,
having
snot
blown
at
them,
and
fishing
tic-tacs
out
of
some
guy's
hairy
ass. Is
it
any
good?
Well,
it's
decently
produced.
Otherwise
. .
. it
sort
of depends
on
whether
that's
your
kind
of
thing.
Blowjob
Races
is a
novelty
porn
site.
This
is
the
pitch:
A
male/female
"team"
(they
are
rarely
a
couple)
are
introduced.
The
rules
are
explained:
The
girl
has
to
get
on
her
knees
and
get
the
male
talent
off
as
fast
as
she
can.
Speed
rules.
The
host/cameraman/timekeeper
has
a
stopwatch
that
he
holds
up
every
now
and
then
to
show
us
how
much
time
has
expired.
He
also
makes
the
girl
(it's
always
the
girl)
take
timeouts
every
few
minutes
to
do
something
stupid
(and
it
usually
is
something
stupid)
to
try
and
disrupt
the
team's
rhythm.
Eventually,
however,
nature
takes
its
course
and
the
girl
takes
a
facial
or a
mouthful
that
she
then
swallows.
Race
over.
It
is
a
clever
kind
of
idea.
Is
it a
clever
enough
idea
to
build
a
whole
site
around?
Hmmmm.
Maybe
not.
There
isn't
much
variety
here.
They
try
and
mix
things
up a
bit
(one
supposedly
racist
girl
is
blindfolded
and
sucks
a
black
dick,
another
race
has
two
girls
competing
"head
to
head"),
but
there's
only
so
much
you
can
do.
And
as
with
most
novelty
sites
we
found
ourselves
wondering
how
many
people
out
there
actually
find
this
kind
of
thing
sexy
(as
opposed
to
entertaining
or
funny).
But
maybe
that's
not
a
fair
question. Breaking
it
down:
36
episodes
online,
and
there's
a
new
race
added
every
week.
Each
episode
is
around
25
minutes
long
and
usually
comes
in
two
parts.
(We're
just
going
to
talk
about
the
videos
here,
the
pics
are
all
action
shots
taken
during
the
races:
better
than
vidcaps
but
nothing
special.
A
number
of
them
are
shot
"from
the
hip,"
with
heads
cut
off,
etc.
One
thing
we
thought
would
improve
things
would
be
to
keep
the
pics
and
videos
for
each
episode
together.
The
way
it
is
now
you
have
to
keep
going
back
and
forth
between
the
pic
and
video
sections.).
Each
scene
has
a
brief
description
that
you
may
or
may
not
want
to
credit
(we
had
trouble
believing
a
real
"trust
fund
kid"
would
have
found
her
way
on
to
this
set),
as
well
as a
"Would
you
hit
it?
fact
sheet
on
each
of
the
girls.
We
would
have
liked
a
few
more
thumbnails
as
well,
especially
since
the
pics
are
stuffed
away
in
another
part
of
the
site. The
actual
times
are
usually
clocking
in
at
between
10
and
15
minutes.
Under
10
minutes
is
definitely
a
good
time.
The
video
comes
in
two
formats:
a
300
kb/s
low-res
and
750
kb/s
high-res
version
(both
have
a
320x240
screen
size).
If
all
these
stats
sound
the
same
as Extreme
Holly,
that's
because
it's
done
by
the
same
people.
Holly
has
even
participated
in
the
Races
herself
(see
the
previews
above). The
presentation
is a
bit
rough.
We
thought
the
host
was
a
bit
stiff
and
uncomfortable,
like
he's
working
through
a
script
in
the
intros.
Maybe
he'll
get
better.
A
lot
of
reality
porn
hosts
are
professional
comedians,
believe
it
or
not.
It's
not
as
easy
as
it
looks.
The
rest
of
the
talent
is
pretty
average.
You'll
recognize
some
of
the
girls.
The
guys
actually
appear
a
bit
nervous,
either
because
they
are
embarrassed
at
what
they've
got
themselves
into,
or
because
they
are
suffering
a
bit
from
performance
anxiety.
After
all,
this
is
one
venue
where
you
really
can't
fake
it.
The
video
doesn't
seem
to
be
edited
at
all.
You
have
to
be
able
to
deliver
your
money
shot,
and
fast! The
blowjobs
are
an
odd
mix
of
unsuccessful
comedy
(the
mid-blowjob
stunts
include
making
the
girls
do
jumping
jacks
or
trying
to
sing
with
a
cock
in
their
mouth),
and
rough
sex
(gagging
and
spitting,
because
in
the
second
round
the
guys
are
allowed
to
do
"whatever
it
takes"
to
get
themselves
off).
It
also
made
us
wonder:
Since
when
is
it a
good
thing
to
get
off
quickly?
Does
that
speak
more
to
the
skill
of
the
blower,
or
lack
of
control
on
the
part
of
the
blowee?
Premature
ejaculators
of
the
world
rejoice!
Here
is a
site
where
you
get
to
be
the
hero!
E-mail
the
people
running
this
site
right
away
and
amaze
them
with
your
inability
to
hold
out
longer
than
15
seconds!
"Ready!
Set!
Su--
Oh fuck!
I
didn't
even
get
a
chance
to
start
the
clock!" Bottom
line:
It's
cheap
and
stupid
"porntertainment."
It
is a
well
run
site,
if
you
like
that
kind
of
thing,
but
gets
pretty
repetitive
pretty
fast.
If
you're
mainly
looking
for
a
bit
of
fun
and
a
laugh,
we'd
knock
it
up
to a
"7".
On
the
plus
side,
it
has
a
lot
more
exclusive
content
than
you'd
expect
for
a
site
at
this
price,
and
your
membership
also
gets
you
a
bunch
of
other
sites
(mostly
feeds).
One
thing
to
look
into
is a
membership
at
Extreme
Holly
as
an
alternative.
It's
an
extra
$10,
but
it's
a
better
site
(bigger
and
a
lot
more
variety),
and
includes
membership
in
this
site.
If
you
were
considering
getting
a
membership
here
it's
something
we
would
recommend. |
