Type of Site: Performer
Address: www.bobbibillard.com 
Price: 
$29.9/month
Date of Review: 
September, 2005
Pornreports Rating: 

    

Review:

We've never been able to figure out what people see in Pamela Anderson. Sure she jiggled nicely in Baywatch, but what was with those skinny little legs? In fact she's way too skinny everywhere. We've seen pictures (we're sure you've seen the same ones) where she's leaning back and you can count all of her ribs. Sorry, but we like girls with a bit more meat on their bones.

Which is one way of introducing Bobbi Billard, a well-known fitness and bikini model who looks a bit like Pamela (the SoCal beach babe thing: big lips, striking eyebrows, lots of blonde hair), but with a much nicer body. Like Pamela she has big fake boobs, but unlike Pamela she is really built. Sexy and in shape is an unbeatable combination for us.

OK, so Bobbi is hot. She's hot and she knows how to work it. She's been doing camshows for quite a while now (she was one of the first name models to have a webcam), so she's learned how to put on a good tease. Here's a quick rundown on what you get, and then some pros and cons:

Photos: there are three sections here, Bobbi, Girlfriends, and Scrapbook. Girlfriends had just opened when we visited so it only had one set. Scrapbook had 28 galleries of candid/behind-the-scenes/appearance snaps. And there were 49 Bobbi galleries (all solo posing, with some nudity). Pic size seemed to be all over the map. Eveything from 400x600 (or less), through 600x800, to 800x1000. 

Videos: 48 nude and 65 non-nude movies. Most of them seemed kind of short (2-3 minutes), but they're quite slickly produced and edited. They're all in mpeg format, with a high bit rate but small screen size. Girlfriends videos were listed as coming soon. There's also a section of "Credits", which looked like like three ads she's been in. Don't know why it's called "credits," but it's all part of the complete Bobbi collection and it's nice of her to toss them in. Finally there's "Events," with 11 clips taken from two appearances.

Out With Bobby: a scrapbook and a load of TextAmerica camera phone photos. Can't knock this girl for not giving us all she's got, even if it is just a bunch of camera phone pics.

Fun Stuff: what do you think this is? Did you guess "wallpapers"? Well . . . you're right! There are a lot of them though (45) and some are quite nicely designed. Also some cute odds 'n' ends and a couple of Bobbi puzzles.

Live Cams: Bobbi does weekly camshows. Actually her schedule when we visited had her doing two camshows a week. Not bad. Even better is the fact that you can download a whole whack of her previous shows. Sure they look like shit. All cam shows look like shit. These play back at 98 kb/s. But you're getting a lot of stuff here. Hours and hours of Bobbi (24 shows archived when we visited, and they're roughly 30 minutes each). You'll certainly get your fill of seeing her rolling around on that white rug while her little dog tries to get in the way. (An aside: Why do celebrities all have such tiny dogs these days? We'd like to see one of these girls doing a camshow with a Newfoundland lying beside her just for once.)

Forum: Good to see this is really hopping. Daily updates happening in all of the different sections. Bobbi has quite an enthusiastic fan base.

OK, time to start being porn critics for a while. Here are some things we would complain about:

(1) Where are the thumbnails for the archived camshow videos? This would be really easy to do. After all, she has them for the zip sets of screen grabs for the camshows) so why not have them for the videos? As it stands now you have to start streaming the video first to see if it's one you want to download. 

(2) There's a little too much "style." Now let's be fair: This is a softcore site without a whole lot of nudity, even beyond the usual T&A. So there's going to be a high tease factor. But we thought some of the videos went overboard with the jumpy editing, screen wipes and dissolves, and looping stuff (that is, shots that are repeated). Sure this is the whole music video aesthetic we've been seeing since those first Penthouse and Playboy video calendars, and we don't mind a bit of it, but we also would have liked a bit of variety too. 

Same with the pics. Glam is glam, but we thought it would be a good idea for Bobbi to try working with some different photographers with different styles. Maybe something with an edge to it. As it is there is too much airbrush work going on here (even the ones not done by Mac & Bumble, the undisputed Kings of the Airbrush, may they be forever damned).

(3) For both the pics and the vids size was a bit of an issue. The video does have a good bit rate, but it doesn't go up to fullscreen all that well. And many of the pics are just average to small in size.

(4) The monthly rate isn't cheap, especially for a softcore site. 

Room for improvement, but this is a pretty darn good site. We were especially impressed by how much personal interaction you get. For such a famous model Bobbi is no absentee landlord. She really puts a lot of herself into this operation. There's a daily diary which is actually fairly substantive, she has an active presence on the forum, and you get a lot of live and archived camshows--which, by the way, is where you'll get your best look at Bobbi's pussy, if that's what you're really interested in (and we know it is).

As any of her fans--and she has a lot--will tell you, Bobbi is pretty special. We agree. Any chick who can fill out a Wicked Weasel as well as she does is tops in our book. And this site has a lot of her to enjoy. There are little things they could improve, but we thought Bobbi made up for these with the amount of personal effort she's putting into it. Just remember that it is a softcore T&A model site and you won't be disappointed.

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