Type of Site: Reality Porn 
Address: www.bonemywife.com 
Price: 
$29.95/month (but watch out because it re-bills higher)
Date of Review: 
June, 2005
Pornreports Rating: 

    

Review:

"This is so cool! My wife is going to be on BoneMyWife.com!!"

This is one of those easy sites to review. Easy because it's basically just a collection of scenes from a line of videos, something that seems to be getting more popular these days (see, for example, our reviews of Shy Teacher's Pet and Dirty Babysitter). The movies here all come from Bobby Rinaldi's Screw My Wife Please series. We couldn't tell you how many of these movies there are now, but it's at least 40 (which means there should be no end of updates for a while). The concept? Host Dave Cummings (yeah, the Dave Cummings), arrives at a married couple's house with some male talent to service the guy's wife. Sometimes there's more than one stud along for the ride. After a quick intro the wife goes through the usual positions and gets a cumshot. Sometimes the hubby joins in, but usually he just watches. Same with Dave. 

And . . . that's about it. We aren't going to insult your intelligence by wondering if any of it is "real". It isn't. The wives look like the usual collection of strippers and B-list pornstars. Another thing it isn't is very nasty. The whole cuckold husband humiliation angle doesn't get much play. There's not enough psychodrama (where's Jim Powers when we need him?). It's more like hubby is getting a professional tutorial most of the time.

There are no photo galleries. There were 30 movies when we visited, all full scenes of around 30 minutes each. It would be nice if you could download shorter clips as well, but you can't. The video comes in two formats that actually vary a bit. The low-res is a .wmv file that's usually 500 kb/s, 320x240, and around 50 megs. There is also a much better (and larger) mpeg file with playback from 1000 to 1400 kb/s, fullscreen, and around 200 megs. So there's not much to knock about that.

Normally we'd just throw a "7" on a site like this, since it does have some good video and updates weekly, but we were a little put off by some other things. Take, for instance, this stuff on the Join page:

1 - A new, carefully selected wife every week!

2 - Members are sending in photos of their own wives, you can now join in to decide which wife we fuck next.

3 - Movies of each fuck that are 30-50 minutes long. Downloadable or streaming mpegs & wmvs. 100-150 pics too.

OK, let's break this down. (1) We suspect very little "care" goes into the selection of these wives. They're just adding another scene from whatever DVD they're burning every week. (2) If members are sending in photos we didn't see where they were being posted. Nor did we see any polls letting us vote to decide which wife was going to get fucked next. (3) The bit about 100-150 pics is bullshit. There are no pics. Not that we care, since any pics would just be screen captures anyway, but still this is false advertising.

Next up we take a look at what happens when you actually decide to join. First off thy make you enter your e-mail before they even tell you how much it's going to cost. That's total kife. Then there's the billing. We advise you to avoid the trial rate because we've heard it might only allow limited access (we couldn't verify this, but we've heard it said). Also: really watch out for the hefty re-bill. Stay for over a month and you are going to get brutally assfucked by the jump in your membership. 

Extras? Well, you get access to a "Store" and a "Casino". 

What's that? You say you want more? More than a store and a casino? You greedy bastards!

In this case you actually do get a bit more. Access to 15 other sites. Sort of a grab bag of fetish content (pony girls, trannies, midgets, fisting). None of it's exclusive and it seemed to us to be kind of limited access (unless most of these sites are really small). And in any event, we're not reviewing the bonus sites.

We'd like to give this a higher score, since it does have some good content. But the fact is none of it is exclusive, it doesn't have a ton of stuff (the equivalent of 6 DVDs), and it's just a little too cute with the billing. If you're a big fan of this series and you see they've got some stuff you want to grab, you might want to give it a shot. But it is pricey and you'd better be careful.

Other Reviews of This Site:

---Adult Reviews 
---
Adult Site Surfer
---The Best Porn 
---Pam's Reviews 
---Porn Adept 
---Porn Inspector 
---Rabbit's Reviews 
---Richard's Realm

Similar Sites Under Review:

---Slut Wife Training