Type of Site: Blowjobs
Address: www.born2blow.com 
Price: 
$29.99/month
Date of Review:
November, 2006
Pornreports Rating: 

    

Review:

Born 2 Blow (great name, by the way) promises "the roughest blowjobs ever!" What it consists of, primarily, is a bunch of exclusive blowjob movies produced by the same team that does Dessous Gallery and Rox Girls. There's no girl-girl, or masturbation, or even hardcore fucking going on. What you see is serious throat-fucking. Not super-extreme, but plenty of slapping and gagging going on. All followed up by a facial.

First the stats. 45 movies up when we visited, each around 20 minutes long. 21 feature models. Updates six days a week (resting on Sunday). The layout is the same as the other sites put out by these guys, and it's actually very good. We really like the way they set up their video pages. You get a full index of thumbnail vidcaps giving you "the story in pictures," followed by a variety of download options. You can download full movies or shorter five-minute clips in one of two formats: low-res 400x300, 700 kb/s .wmv or high-res, 672x512, 2000 kb/s DivX .avi. That's pretty darn good. The photo galleries are also nicely presented, and come with three sizes for the pics: 1600x1200, 1200x900 and 800x600 (these are approximate).

But let's face it, you probably came for the movies.

And you will not be disappointed. OK, let's get the one slightly sticky point over with first. This content is produced in Romania (at least we think that's where it's from), a country where the women have natural tits and the men are very skinny, except for their cocks. So while some of the dialogue is in English, in other movies you will hear the guy yelling at the girl in some language you probably won't understand (unless, of course, you're Romanian). But there is more English than we were expecting, and the lines are delivered pretty well. Of course, it's the guys who are doing almost all of the talking. The women have their mouths full most of the time.

As noted, the blowjobs tend to be a bit rough. Slapping, gagging, and a lot of scenes where the get the girl to lie on her back and lean her head backward so the guy can stuff his dick down her throat. We're not sure what the point of this is, but some people seem to like it. As far as we could tell all of the movies were one-on-one. Also worth noting, and praising, is the fact that this is NOT just another POV blowjob site. They actually have someone filming the action. Thank god. We are so sick of POV.

But best of all are the actual scenarios. And this is where it gets funny. Here are a couple of examples:

(1) A guy and his girlfriend are watching a soccer game on TV. She steals the remote and won't give it back. She changes the station to some home show. So he slaps her and slams his cock in her mouth ("OK, if you don't give me the remote then I give you this!). Then, while she's sucking his cock he grabs the remote so he can watch the soccer game while she's blowing him ("Oh yeah! I can watch and fuck the game . . . at the same time!"). Now you might not think that's hysterical, but how many other sites are making this kind of an effort to be entertaining?

(2) A guy is with his girlfriend and they are celebrating her birthday. They have a cake set out in front of them. "It's your birthday," he tells her, "try this cake." He cuts a piece of cake and feeds it to her. "What do you think?" he asks.

She says: "It's shit."

He gets up, totally exasperated and takes a big handful of cake and throws it in her face. Then he opens his pants and says "OK, I give you this now!"

Fucking hilarious. Again, you might not think it sounds funny, but when you see her tell him the cake is shit you're going to laugh out loud.

Aside from the occasional language problem and the fact that it's still a pretty new site and hasn't got a ton of content up yet, this site is really very good. The video quality alone makes it better than the average blowjob site out there, and the fact that it isn't all POV and has some funny little scenarios are a real bonus. We also like the fact that it has a clear identity and knows what it's all about. You're going to get blowjobs here, and nothing but. And since it's all exclusive you're also going to see stuff you haven't seen before a million other places. We're close to giving it an 8, but it looks like it needs a few more months go grow. Even as it is though we'd definitely recommend it blowjob fans. Especially for those of you with a sense of humour.

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