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(Note: Looking back on it, why did we hate this
site so much? Because they weren't doing justice to all those hot
bikinis?-Eds.)
They can't all be gems. This site comes from the same All
Sites Access team that
brought you such quality porn as MILFHunter
and Big Naturals. A
membership at Captain Stabbin' gets you access to these and several
other (much better) sites. In all likelihood, that is where you will
spend most of your time.
The layout and production values are OK (see the review of Big
Naturals for a general overview). On the technical side, there
is little to complain about. Because of the outdoor shooting some of the
lighting is off. If anything, the production looks slightly
more gonzo (read: crude) this time, but what we had to say about the better sites
in this group still holds true: lots of content, regular updates, good
video and pic sets, all exclusive material, etc. And the concept, which
has the Captain and his cretinous crew (First Mate Pounder, Second Mate
Hunter) picking up dollies all over the high seas and then taking them
up the ass back in his cabin, isn't bad. The problem this time out is
the talent.
The bottom of the barrel is being scraped. We like looking at young
women parading around in skimpy bikinis (Wicked Weasel bikinis!) as much
as anyone. Maybe more. But not when they look this underage and
have tattoos covering half their body. Acne is also an issue. Meanwhile,
the Captain and his crew are ocean-going trailer trash you couldn't
imagine being able to sail a boat, or for that matter pick up even these
women. And the lead-ins go on forever. The whole thing is ugly in the worst kind of amateur way.
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