| Review:
We
have
to
hand
it
to
the
guy
who
does
this
site.
For
what
appears
to
be
mainly
a
solo
job
he's
really
put
together
a
pretty
good
celeb
collection.
We
have
to
start
off
with
a
qualification
like
that
because
as
much
as
we
liked
this
site,
it's
not
in
the
same
league
as Celebrity
Movie
Archive
or Mr.
Skin.
Those
sites,
the
leaders
in
this
niche,
have
more
content
and
much
better
site
design
and
layout.
But
there's
still
some
good
stuff
here
for
celebrity
smut
hounds
who
are
looking
for
a
slightly
different
experience. There
are
three
main
content
areas:
a
celebrity
movie
board,
an
"off-topic
movie
board"
(typically
hardcore,
non-celeb
clips
burned
from
DVDs
or
downloaded
from
other
paysites),
and
the
Celebs-n-Vintage
Archive.
The
Archive
is
where
you'll
find
the
best
stuff.
It's
one
big
index
(either
of
star
or
movie/television
show)
that
had
1,311
actors
in
3,756
clips
when
we
visited,
with
new
clips
being
added
daily.
Not
the
biggest
archive
maybe
(CMA
at
the
same
time
was
offering
up
3,337
celebs
in
13,946
clips),
but
as
with
all
of
these
sites,
when
you
start
digging
around
you
sometimes
find
unexpected
gems.
As
we
said
in
our
review
of
Mr.
Skin,
one
of
our
touchstones
for
sites
like
these
is
to
look
for
1993
Penthouse
Pet
Julie
K.
Smith
(a
personal
favourite).
Mr.
Skin
and
Celebrity
Movie
Archive
both
had
quite
a
few
clips
of
her
from
her
various
movies,
but
not
all
the
same
ones.
This
site
only
has
one
clip
in
the
archive,
but
it's
a
huge
fucking
file
(840
megs)
of
one
of
her
rare
hardcore
appearances,
in
the
movie
Pamela:
The
Re-Enactment.
That's
the
kind
of
thing
we're
talking
about. Of
course
the
quality
of
the
clips
is
all
over
the
map.
Some
of
them
are
very
good
DivX
jobs,
others
didn't
even
have
sound.
Our
major
problem
with
the
Archive
part
is
that
it
just
didn't
have
the
developed
infrastructure
it
needed.
Thumbnailing
could
be
really
good,
but
other
times
it
was
inadequate
or
simply
nonexistent.
A
large
number
of
movies
were
unidentified.
Clicking
on
"unknown
or
various"
resulted
in
bringing
up
341
clips.
This
lack
of
consistency
sometimes
made
finding
stuff
a
bit
difficult. And
if
finding
stuff
was
occasionally
difficult
in
the
Archive,
it
was
almost
impossible
on
the
two
big
message
boards.
There
is a
search
function
here
but
we
didn't
find
it
worked
perfectly,
what
with
variant
spellings
and
the
rest
of
it.
However,
for
the
most
part
the
boards
were
great:
responsive,
frequently
updated
with
new
clips
(quite
a
few
times
a
day,
if
not
every
hour),
and
fun
to
get
involved
with.
Both
boards
have
limits
however,
with
the
celebrity
board
removing
posts
after
2-3
months
and
the
off-topic
board
maxed
at 1
GB.
And
as
you
should
expect
on
community
boards
the
content
is a
total
grab-bag.
You'll
literally
have
to
go
through
every
page
to
be
sure
you
aren't
missing
anything.
But
again,
if
you
persevere
there's
a
good
chance
you
will
find
some
hidden
treasures.
We
did. This
is
not
a
slick,
polished
production.
Especially
with
the
boards
it's
more
like
a
file
download
site
for
people
to
share
nuggets
from
their
personal
porn
collections.
And
it
works
pretty
well
most
of
the
time
(though
for
some
reason
we
couldn't
access
the
bonus
Celeb
Club
membership).
Though
a
bit
crude,
it's
not
killer
expensive,
and
it
does
let
you
browse
the
main
Archive
before
joining
to
see
if
there's
anything
here
you
really
want
first.
Though
not
your
first
stop
for
celebrity
clips,
it
is
nonetheless
a
site
worth
considering
down
the
road. |
