| Review:
Club Supreme advertises itself as the "Dutch Teen Club"
(that is, "Teenagers from Holland", for those of us who always
get mixed up when talking about the residents of the Netherlands). Also advertised are 350,000+ photos,
thousands of videos, live shows, stories, and the usual grab-bag of
filler--all updated twice daily!
Yes, it has a lot of stuff. Yes, it updates like crazy. And yes, it's
mostly a grab-bag of filler.
Jill Kelly and Shyla Foxxx are Dutch Teens? OK, we're not in
Roosendaal anymore Toto.
Perhaps we weren't paying attention to the confusing navigation. The
photos (and this is primarily a photo site) are divided into two "photobases".
The first features pics "from our own studio and partners". We
had to wonder: Just how exclusive is that? A question we can't answer.
The second photobase (and the one which supplies the majority of those
350,000 pics) is licensed content. Hence Jill and Shyla and a bunch of
other familiar faces (not to mention familiar sets).
Navigation, as noted, is kind of weird. We went to the link marked
"Our Girls", assuming these were Club Supreme exclusives (or
at least semi-exclusives). The first girl listed (in alphabetical
order), was "Anal." No picture available. None available?
And is "Anal" actually the girl's name? We suppose anything is
possible, but still.
Then we saw a young fellow with the Biblical name of
Onan. Couldn't
help but click on a name that so slyly alludes to the whole purpose of
this enterprise. The fact that Onan, a guy, was one of Our Girls didn't
phase us in the least. But from his link we just kept clicking on other
links to other sections. We didn't see Onan spilling his seed (if that
is what he does) at all. How disappointing.
OK, all kidding aside, this site does have a ton of pics of pretty
high quality of young women in a wide variety of action. Not a lot of
hard kink, but a bit of public flashing and watersports. And it is
definitely a clearing house. There is no personality or identity behind
any of it.
The movies are even more disappointing. They are all cut up into tiny
5 meg clips (sometimes 35 clips to a scene), and were all of a low
picture and production quality. Really, it was like surfing through a
below-average movie post.
Finally, and perhaps most important of all, there's the issue of price. On the main Join page it just
says 29.95 a month. "Ah," the wary consumer of adult
entertainment ask himself, "but 29.95 what? Russian rubles?" We once
got ripped off by a Russian site that charged us 900 rubles for
something. Luckily that only translated to about $30. And luckily we
were able to get it reversed. Take that, you Russian cyber-mafiosi!
Well, these aren't rubles. They're Euros. And 29.95 in Euros is over
US$35. And that's real expensive for this market folks.
So the bottom line is that this is a very large, very pricey archive of mostly licensed
material with hit-and-miss
navigation and below-average video reproduction (of below-average
videos). If you're really into this kind of action we suggest you check
out the superior Teen
Dreams archive instead.
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