| Review:
There's
a
video
on
this
site
where
super
ebony
pornstar
Vanessa
Blue
is
stripping
out
of a
ridiculously
tiny
gold
bikini
(she
starts
off
by
saying
"I
know
if
covers
up a
lot,
but
we'll
try
and
work
around
it").
As
she
works
the
camera
she
starts
comparing
herself
to
your
girlfriend,
and
saying
how
she's
so
much
better.
Your
girlfriend
"can
never
match
the
size
of
my
big
fucking
tits,
and
she
definitely
doesn't
have
a
big
ass
like
mine." True
enough,
and
it's
why
we
love
this
chick
so
much.
She
does
have
big
fucking
tits
and
a
big
ass.
She's
the
total
package,
with
all
kinds
of
powerful
curves
where
it
counts,
and
for
connoisseurs
of
pussy,
one
of
the
neatest
in
the
biz.
We've
been
fans
for
a
long
time,
and
always
wondered
when
she
was
going
to
have
a
decent
official
site
(she
had
one
on
her
own
a
while
back
but
it
wasn't
much
good).
So
you
can
imagine
how
excited
we
were
when
we
heard
that
BrainPass
was
taking
her
on. Which
brings
us
to
the
first
item
of
business:
This
site
is
part
of
the BrainPass
or
Pornstar
Network.
It's
set
up
like
all
of
the
sites
in
that
network
so
see
our
review
of
the
network
for
further
details
on
how
it
works. As
you
know,
BrainPass
is
one
of
our
favourite
networks
so
we
obviously
think
a
membership
is
worth
it.
Having
said
that,
we
thought
this
site
(which
we're
reviewing
on
its
launch)
still
had
some
bugs
to
work
out
and
content
to
add. For
example,
in
the
gold
bikini
video
we
began
by
quoting
the
sound
is
totally
out
of
synch.
As
in
the
words
aren't
even
close
to
matching
her
lip
movements.
This
should
have
been
caught.
The
Diary
link
wasn't
even
live
yet.
This
wasn't
too
surprising
since
the
BrainPass
girls
are
notorious
for
not
keeping
these
up-to-date,
and
since
Vanessa
is a
pornstar
and
not
one
of
their
in-house
stable
of
Montreal
amateurs
we
doubt
she's
going
to
be
adding
much
here
at
all.
We
suspect
this
site
will
be
more
like
Peter
North's
or Lex
Steele's
site--content
will
be
added
but
there
won't
be a
lot
of
personal
involvement. Slightly
more
annoying
was
the
really
bad
writing
and
spelling
throughout.
Again,
this
is a
problem
with
the
BrainPass
sites
generally,
but
for
some
reason
it
really
got
to
us
this
time.
"Vanessa
Blue
show
you
how
cum
a
chicks."
"Vanessa
Blue
suck
hard
a
dick."
"Vanessa
Blue
show
to
you
how
use
a
dildo!"
Would
it
be
too
much
to
ask
someone
to
proofread
this
stuff? In
terms
of
content
there
were
only
6
photo
sets
and
15
videos.
Of
these
11
were
solo
masturbation
and
four
were
hardcore
(with
male
partners,
no
girl-girl
action).
The
extras
include
the
rest
of
the
network,
which
is
huge.
The
other
stuff
is
throwaway
content
and
links.
"Friends,"
for
example,
is
just
a
bunch
of
affiliate
links
to
other
paysites
So
just
give
it
time.
God
knows
there's
a
lot
of
Vanessa
material
out
there
(including
a
bunch
of
movies
over
at
Lex's
site,
including
her
regular
appearance
as
the
Man
of
Steele's
sidekick
on
the
Lex
in
the
City
show),
so
we
expect
this
site
to
be
updating
a
lot.
And,
as
usual,
the
quality
is
quite
good
(480x360
is
the
best
video,
at
around
1000
kb/s).
It
would
be
really
nice
if
Vanessa
herself
got
more
involved
because
she's
got
a
great
personality,
but
unfortunately
we
wouldn't
count
on
it.
Still,
if
you're
a
fan
this
site
promises
to
be
what
you've
been
waiting
for. |