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Brazil, according to our 1997 Times Atlas of the World, is
big. It is 8,511,965 sq km (that's 3,286,488 sq m, making it the
fifth-largest country in the world), with a population of 155,822,000.
Our point in bringing this up (and yes, we do have a point), is to
preach a little sermon on the need to internationalize porn on the
Internet. Yes, the French are doing a good job, and Canada, relative to
its population, is an industry leader. There are German sites
specializing in heavy rubber and Asia has brought us the bukkake. But
there is still room for growth. Certainly there is no reason why a
country with a population of 155 million can't sustain a thriving adult
industry. "Creative centers" of porn can be located anywhere.
Coalixxxion is a network of five sites coming out of Brazil. The
sites are (external links): www.bukkakers.com,
www.buttsofbrazil.com, www.streetfuckers.com,
www.suckersandstrangecocks.com,
www.valescasworld.com.
Before we go any further we will have to address one of the main
drawbacks the international porn market faces. That is, the language
barrier.
Porn may aspire to the condition of music, but at least some of the
time it does have words. And for whatever reason (is it that more people
in English-speaking countries pay for the stuff? make the stuff?), those
words are usually in English. An English (or English-friendly) Web-site
is crucial for porn entrepreneurs hoping to make money in the global
marketplace.
Brazilians speak Portuguese, and the Coalixxxion sites all have a
pretty rough-and-ready handle on English. This is a point we honestly
don't want to belabor, but it needs to be mentioned. Here, for example,
is what you find on the main entry page to Butts of Brazil:
"Every woman has a price, some ones are very sluts, other
ones are kind hard and shame . . . But everybody has a price . . . And
it I gonna show you guys . . . "
Or how about this "100% Guarantee":
"100% guaranteed that your cum going outside or forget
us"
We won't beat this to death. The English is very rough. Now let's
move on to content. Will it make your cum go outside?
We're reviewing these sites all together not just because they're a
network, but because the network itself is like one big site. For
example, Butts of Brazil features a bunch of photosets of women pulling
their pants down and showing their thongs, usually in a car. You don't
see many faces. There are
no videos. Apparently when the action went hardcore, you follow the
model over to StreetFuckers, where the story line is picked up. At some
point in time it looks like Butts of Brazil turned into StreetFuckers,
but we're not sure about the history here.
Anyway, at StreetFuckers you get 82 girls. Except some of them aren't
really "girls". The site's identity is a little warped. It
seems as though the fetish they are aiming at is professional/married
women who swing. No teenies, but not really MILFs either. Women in their
mid- to late-twenties with jobs like "Teacher of Kids", "Bussiness
Women" [sic], "Manager of Shop" and "Owner
Bank of Semem" [sic]. The updates are also hard to nail
down. They say they're coming weekly, but the last one previous to our
visit had been 12 days ago.
Each girl at StreetFuckers has a video, broken into clips of around
1-7 megs and playing back at a not-very-impressive 346 kb/s. There are
also pics, but these just look like vidcaps (640x480). Production values
are low. The male talent seems to be different in every shoot, which
makes it look like the content is being taken from somewhere else. Not
knowing anything about the Brazilian porn scene, we couldn't really say.
In addition to Butts of Brazil and StreetFuckers "you also is a
member of" ValescasWorld, SuckersandStrangeCocks, and Bukkakers. At
one point Bukkakers is referred to as a "bonus site". This
sounds right. There are no videos, just a small selection of bukkake-related
vidcap sheets that have been judged by some kind of specially arraigned bukkake panel. To be
honest we had no idea what it was all about. It's not worth it.
ValescasWorld is the homepage of one "Valesca", a
self-described "bitch wife". Or slut wife. The site
"story" is a little hard to follow. For what it's worth, here
is Valesca's own description (all sic):
The
my website´s story is true:
My
husband don´t knows about it. My lover Ted mades my site and he insert
a choke script for my country, then I´m completly hidden for my family
and for my husband too.
At least she gives
the site an identity. The pic and video quality is the same as
StreetFuckers. There were 14 videos when we visited. Basic
hardcore and not very well-lit. Little editing. You can see everything
that's on the menu from the site tour (give the Coalixxxion guys credit
for that). Appears to be trying to update
once a week.
SuckersandStrangeCocks is another grab-bag. They say they have weekly
updates, but we had no way of checking this (the scenes aren't dated). 14 "suckers" when
we visited. Video and pic quality the same.
Site design is pretty crude throughout. The graphics are really primitive.
The photo galleries at ValescasWorld have a note at the bottom saying
"This gallery created with Express Thumbnail Creator (this message
does not appear in the licensed version)". You aren't flying
first-class here.
The network advertises "5 gigs of original adult material".
We have no reason to doubt it. What is needed here is a re-design
and an upgrade to some higher quality pics and video. It would also be
nice if there was a clearer idea of what it is the individual sites are
all about. As it is we're not sure what audience the producers are
trying to attract. Only ValescasWorld has any real separate identity. Butts of
Brazil may no longer be a going concern. StreetFuckers seems to want to
be about married professional women cheating on their husbands, but
there is no real context to the sex (not that we would be able to
understand it anyway, what with the language barrier). It's basically
just a hardcore, "reality" style site. Same as
SuckersandStrangeCocks. Most of the scenes
end in a facial, but there is no real kink on display aside from some multiple partners stuff.
There is a good-sized collection of unique material here, but it's
probably only worth it if you're really into the amateur scene and aren't too
picky about quality.
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