Well, these girls certainly seem happy with all that frosting. Seem. Anyway, here's some clips showing how they (and their friends) got that way: Asian chick takes double penetration, squeezing out some face paint, reverse cowgirl, in the middle of a circle of friends (this was a good movie, the girl really got totally covered at the end), Taylor Rain and the donut, look out behind you! more guys are coming down the stairs!

Type of Site: Blowjobs
Address: www.covermyface.com 
Price: 
$29.95/month* (package deal for a group of sites
--see our review of BrainPass for more information)
Date of Review: 
May, 2006
Pornreports Rating: 

    

Review:

Spending so much time looking at online porn we have to admit we're a bit out of touch with the video scene. The DVDs we do watch are whatever we download from sites like VideoBox. So forgive us for not knowing who Brandon Iron (a.k.a. Brandon Irons, Brandon Steel, and a bunch of other names) was. And no, we don't suppose he knows, or cares, who we are either. All you need to know here is that he's a pornstar/producer who puts out a line of videos called "Baker's Dozen" and that the folks at BrainPass have set up this site as a showcase. In other words, this is one of those sites that's basically just ripping a bunch of DVDs, making it a good fit with BrainPass since they've done the same trick successfully with both Peter North and Lex Steele. Guess if you're male talent and you want to take your thing online these are the people to do it with.

Anyways, this isn't a performer site so much as just a collection of scenes from these movies. What these movies are all about is bukkake. The "dozen" in the title apparently refers to the 12 dicks that get lined up to plaster some girl's face. We couldn't be sure if there was any awareness that a baker's dozen actually means 13 and not 12. But to be honest, in all the excitement of flying jizz and frosted faces we kind of lost count ourselves. Or perhaps the "baker" part refers to the food that sometimes gets mixed into the works. For some odd fetishistic reason we can't begin to fathom cum gets mixed with pastry in a bunch of these clips. Like a donut or éclair is used to wipe up some of the goo and then the girl eats it.

So that's it. Usually each scene begins with some one-on-one fucking, and then the whole sick crew come in and take turns busting a nut on the girl's face. Sometimes there's more than one girl too, and they'll lick the cum off each other. Overall it's very professionally filmed and produced. And Mr. Irons also does a pretty good job with the verbal abuse too. So if bukkake is your thing this isn't bad at all.

Obviously we're not blown away by a site that is just letting you download scenes from a line of DVDs, but we would recommend this one for three reasons:

(1) You get the rest of the BrainPass/Pornstar Network with your membership.

(2) As one of the newer BrainPass sites this one lets you download full scenes in "DVD quality" (2000 kb/s) files instead of just the shorter clips. These files run 500-600 megs, but it's nice that the folks at BP are finally giving us this option.

(3) The content hits its niche pretty well. There aren't a ton of good bukkake sites out there, and even though nothing here is being produced exclusively for the site it is exclusively licensed and does add an interesting fetish to your BP membership.

Not a lot up when we visited. Only 20 scenes total. But there's no reason for it to stop growing (that is, unless they stop producing the series). We wouldn't spend $30 just on this one site, but luckily you're really not being asked to. It's a package deal, and in this case the baker is at least bringing something a little different to the feast.

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