| Review:
Cumfaced Asians is the flagship of a network of seven sites that you
get with a single membership, though the claim on the Join page that
this constitutes a $175 value is pretty dubious. By the same logic an
OxPass membership would be a $300 value. In any event, there's no question
Cumfaced Asians is the best of the lot. That isn't saying much, because most of the
other sites are a total waste (for further comments see below). But
judged on its own it's OK.
Just OK.
Let's start with the title. We hear "Cumfaced Asians" and
we immediately think "Bukkake". That's just the way we've been
conditioned after years of porn surfing. We think of Japanese
schoolgirls drowning in spunk, surrounded by a forest of legs ending in
black socks. We think of Asian women wearing so much man jam in their
eyes we have to worry about what it does to their contacts.
Well, lose that image. This is not a bukkake site. In fact, the first
thing we were struck by was the fact that a lot of the photosets here
are listed as "softcore". Now how does an Asian get any
cum on her face in a softcore shoot? Perhaps the name Cumfaced Asians is
a metaphor.
Breaking things down: 79 pic sets when we visited, 16 video sets.
Yes, there are a lot more pics than videos here. Site design is basic,
but that's "basic" in the sense of lazy and not that helpful.
The menu bar at the top has four main content sections--Hardcore,
Softcore, Pics, Videos--but obviously these overlap. The main page is
essentially the model index. There is an updates page, but the updates
are just listed and they aren't even active links. There is a
"Friends" page, but this is just a page of banner ads for
affiliate sites. The "Stories" section features a total of 25
"interracial" short stories. Interracial means blacks and
blondes stuff too, so they don't always fit the niche. There is no model
search function. The videos come with one thumbnail each (and no scene
description or file size information either). The pic galleries seem to
be out of order. The first page of thumbnails we got in one set had a
naked girl on her knees blowing a guy by the pool. Page seven of the
same set had the same girl just stripping down to her bra and panties by
the same pool.
Photos: These aren't great. They seem to all be 640x480. No style
points. See what's on tap for yourself with the preview galleries listed
below.
Videos: the videos appear in three different formats
(.wmv, mpg, and
mpg for dial-up), though you
don't always get a choice. Some videos could be
downloaded as entire movies (around 20 minutes). Most seemed to be
split into a bunch of 2 minute clips. Might have been a problem on our
end, but the downloads seemed to be kind of slow. The actual video
quality is just average, not looking that great full screen. The
hardcore action is one-on-one hardcore and cocksucking (the cock in the videos we
watched belonging to a white guy). There is no real fetish. "You
know Asian girls love getting a good facial because it is the secret of
our youthful vitality." Right.
The site promises updates every Monday, but when we visited they
seemed to have missed a week. Overall we'd rate the quality of the
exclusive models as pretty good. This isn't a super "can't miss" site,
but if you have a fetish for Asian ladies you should be able to find
something you like here. Just don't take the title too literally. And be
aware that a lot of the content is solo posing pics.
For what it's worth--or, perhaps more to the point, what they are
worth--here
are some brief thoughts on the other sites that were part of this
network when we joined. In a
nutshell, the only one of these sites we would recommend is
Cumfaced Asians. But here's the rest:
Reality Teens
(www.realityteens.com): low quality pics and vids of the usual Mardi Gras, Spring Break,
drunk chicks shit. None of it exclusive. No update schedule. Poor layout
makes it almost impossible to find anything you might be interested in.
Really just a "bonus site".
Fresh Teen Erotica
(www.freshteenerotica.com): pics of teens. No videos. About 140 galleries, but this stuff isn't
fresh (which is to say it's old and non-exclusive). Some girl-girl and
boy-girl action. A lot of cheerleader pics. But still just bonus
content.
Goth Chicks
(www.gothchicks.net):
this is the best of the rest. 18 girls in various Goth-oriented sets
(114 sets total when we visited). Some of these girls are actually
pretty hot. And there had even been an update recently! (It was being
advertised as "the newest site in the promo". What the hell
does that mean?) Action is all solo posing in Goth gear, with one
boy-girl set and a couple of lez sets (the girls go down on each other
in a cemetery, spreading their legs on top of tombstones). All pics, no
video. Definitely worth a look, if not a membership.
XXXMiami
(www.xxxmiami.com):
just a big long list of video clips. Over 1200 clips listed on page one
(the site as a whole is simply four index pages). One small thumbnail
per movie (and each movie divided up into short clips with below-average
playback). Might be something worth watching in here, but how are you
going to find it? Looks like a lot of filler.
HungarianXXX
(www.hungarianxxx.com):
"Only the best porn videos that Hungary has to offer." And we
suspect that even this modest boast would never stand up in court. The
whole site is just one index page. 31 movies, no pics. Each movie is
divided up into a dozen short clips (you can't download full movies, a
problem throughout this network), with just one thumbnail per. No
updates occurring. Our media player was telling us that playback was at
500 kb/s. If this is right then the videos themselves must be pretty
shitty, because they sure didn't look that good. Take a pass.
TrannyChic
(www.trannychic.com): some pics and 12 videos. Not our thing.
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