| Review:
(Note:
In
2008
all
of
the
Perfect
Gonzo
sites,
of
which
this
is
one,
upgraded
their
video
to
1080p
HD
at
8000
kb/s
as
their
highest
option.
The
"high
quality"
version
is
also
excellent
at
960x540
and
3000
kb/s,
but
if
you
want
the
HD
you'd
better
make
sure
you
have
a
very
fast
connection.
Movies
can
be
up
to 2
Gb.-Eds.)
First
of
all
we
have
to
begin
this
review
by
saying
Cum
for
Cover
is
one
of
the
worst
names
for
a
site
we've
ever
seen.
Granted,
by
this
late
date
most
of
the
good
names
have
been
taken.
And
most
of
the
not-so-good
ones
too.
But
Cum
for
Cover,
despite
not
being
funny,
is
lousy
for
the
most
basic
of
reasons:
It
doesn't
give
you
any
idea
of
what
the
site
is
about.
So
. .
.
what
it's
about:
It's
about
girls
taking
multiple
facials.
Specifically
the
number
"5"
seems
to
be
key
here
(or,
as
the
tour
puts
it,
"about
4-6").
Not
like
over
at Cover
My
Face
where
they
usually
round
up
12
or
so
cocksmen
(hence
the
name
of
the
DVD
series
that
site
draws
from,
Baker's
Dozen).
Sometimes
there
are
two
(or
even
three)
girls.
But
it's
usually
five
or
so
guys.
And
for
some
reason
they
have
a
thing
about
lining
them
up
in a
row
and
getting
the
girl
to
work
her
way
along,
as
well
as
the
usual
circle
at
the
end
for
the
coup-de-grace.
Caution:
The
line-up
thing
is weird.
Not
sexy.
Weird.
So
basically
that's
what
this
site
is
about.
The
other
thing
that's
worth
pointing
out
is
that
this
is
the
latest
site
put
out
by
the
Perfect
Gonzo
team
that
also
produces
Ass
Traffic,
All
Internal,
Prime
Cups,
etc.,
etc.
Unfortunately,
just
like
good
names,
good
ideas
for
porn
sites
are
also
starting
to
get
a
little
thin
on
the
ground.
And
there's
nothing
about
the
concept
here
that
struck
us
as
particularly
fresh.
Not
that
these
people
do concept
porn
that
well
anyway
since
none
of
their
performers
talk
very
much
(few
are
English
speakers).
On
another
negative
note,
we
thought
the
models
here
were
a
bit
below
the
usual
Perfect
Gonzo
standard.
Having
said
all
that,
this
is
still
a
pretty
solid
site.
The
production
values
are
fine
and
all
of
the
PG
sites
have
just
recently
upped
the
technical
quality
of
all
their
material.
So
now
it
looks
very
good
indeed.
The
best
video
option
(called
"Extreme
High
Quality")
is a
Windows
Media
file
formatted
for
920x540
and
3.0
Mb/s.
That's
great.
The
Super
High
Quality
is
640x480
and
1.5
Mb/s,
while
the
low-res
stuff
is
320x240
and
750
kb/s.
In
addition
they've
also
added
huge
screenshots
(1920x1080),
though
we
thought
the
Extreme
High
Quality
video
sort
of
made
that
unnecessary.
The
only
bummer
about
the
new
eye-catching
video
standards
is
that
for
the
best
stuff
you
have
to
download
full
episodes
which
are
800
megs
plus.
Why
can't
we
download
shorter
clips
in
Extreme
High
Quality?
Hmmm?
Because
it
had
just
launched
a
couple
of
months
before
our
visit
they
were
only
up
to
18
episodes,
but
they're
adding
a
new
one
every
week.
We're
giving
this
one a
high
mark
mainly
for
the
high
quality
of
the
material.
It
looks
great.
But
we
would
suggest
sampling
that
high
quality
on
one
of
the
other
classic
Perfect
Gonzo
sites
first
and
let
this
one
grow
awhile. |
