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If
you
stop
to
think
about
it,
the
name
doesn't
make
a
lot
of
sense.
You
might
get
cum on
a
face,
or in
a
girl's
eye,
but
not in
a
face.
It's
not
that
it
flat
out
doesn't
make
sense,
it's
just
that
it's
not
idiomatic.
Even
in
the
idiom
of
porn,
which
can
be
pretty
elastic.
Anyway,
not
much
to
say
about
this
site
except
for
the
following:
(1)
It's
a
facial
site.
Obviously.
Meaning
they
introduce
the
girl,
then
she
sucks
some
cock,
fucks
a
bit,
and
then
whoever
the
guy
is
jerks
off
on
her
face.
And
sometimes
in
her
mouth. (2)
It's
part
of
the Premium
Pass
network,
so
it's
set
up
like
all
the
sites
in
that
network
(which
are,
in
turn,
modeled
after
the
way BrainPass
has
their
sites
set
up).
What
this
means
is a
good
selection
of
downloads
for
every
movie:
mpegs,
portable,
or
Windows
Media
formats;
high
or
low
res;
full-scene
or
shorter
clips.
The
best
quality
are
the
full-scene
downloads
which
are
2000
kb/s
and
720x480.
Each
scene
also
comes
with
a
selection
of
vidcaps
which
are
basically
just
there
to
give
you
some
idea
of
whether
it's
worth
the
download. (3)
Even
though
you
can
barely
see
it
in
the
watermark
on
the
video,
above
the
"Cum
in
the
Face"
is
"Jules
Jordan's."
So
the
full
name
of
this
site
is
Jules
Jordan's
Cum
in
the
Face.
That's
because
the
movies
here
are
all
taken
from
Mr.
Jordan's
oeuvre.
In
fact,
aside
from
the
fact
that
the
scenes
all
seem
to
end
in
facials,
this
site
is
basically
more
of
the
same
content
you'll
see
over
at Ass
Fixation
(part
of
the
same
network).
Indeed
some
of
the
scenes
are
clearly
taken
from
the
same
line
of
DVDs,
beginning
with
Jules
drooling
over
some
model's
ass
as
she
struts
around
in
sexy
clothing,
climbs
the
stairs,
etc.,
all
while
being
filmed
from
low
angles
while
being
asked
questions
like
"Where
did
this
ass
come
from?"
This
is
sort
of
operating
like
BrainPass
too,
in
the
way
they
take
one
star's
material
and
split
it
up
so
it
appears
in
various
places
around
the
network
accessed
through
different
entry
points.
But
at
least
here
it
makes
more
sense
than
all
the
different
Lex
Steele
sites
they
have
now
over
at
BrainPass. (4)
What
is
up
with
Krystal
Steale's
voice?
She's
got
a
hot
ass,
sure,
but
we've
never
actually
heard
her
talk
before.
Holy
shit.
That's
a
man!
What
an
erection
killer. It's
hard
to
get
overly
excited
over
this
site.
Let's
face
it,
facials
are
pretty
standard
now.
However,
the
talent
involved
here
is
first
rate
and
the
production
values
are
good.
Jordan
really
is
an
excellent
director.
You
get
the
sense
that
he's
not
just
a
performer
but
a
fan
of
his
partners.
And
things
are
nicely
set
up:
You
get
good
quality
video
with
lots
of
download
options.
Plus
all
the
rest
of
the
network
comes
with
your
membership,
which
is a
good
deal. |
