Pics: Blonde girl, secretary, in the backyard, ass-to-glass (ha-ha! we just made that up!), sunglasses (cheater!). They didn't spell "Bukkake" right, but that's OK because we didn't see any bukkake here anyway.

Type of Site: Blowjobs   
Address: www.cumonmyglasses.com
Price:
$29.95/month* (package deal for a group of sites)
Date of Review:
March, 2005
Pornreports Rating: 

    

Review:

Guys may not make passes at girls who wear glasses, but they don't seem to mind cumming all over their faces. Witness this site (or JOMG.com--external link). The fetish here involves a bit of role-playing. Girls who wear glasses are brainy/professional types you don't expect to see getting creamed. So this site offers up the following menu: "Sucking Secretaries", "Licking Librarians", "Cum Covered Co-eds", "Gooey Geeks", "Knob Sucking Nerds", and "Tounging (sic) Teachers."

"Tounging", in case you were wondering, is what those naughty teachers are up to in the Teacher's Tounge.

Of course once you get inside you'll find most of these types are exactly the same. There's little in the videos (or, for that matter, even the pics) that helps you tell a librarian from a nerd from a geek. One clue that tells you it's a student is if you see them reading a book! The dirty little whores! But seriously, the set-up here is really, really lame. One scene begins with the camera panning over a schoolgirl writing in a notebook while lying bed. After half a minute or so the camera guy starts in with the dialogue. And what dialogue!

Hi there!

Hi!

What are you doing little girl?

I'm actually doing some homework.

You're doing some homework?

Uh-huh.

What kind of homework?

Um. Really hard homework.

Hard homework? What's so hard about it?

Well, I have this thing I have to learn, I have to do an oral presentation, so I'm writing out . . . 

What kind of oral presentation?

Well, it's really oral, I have to learn how to do a blowjob.

Oh really?

Yeah. So I'm writing out my technique, before I try it out . . . etc.

Yeah, it's that bad.

Anyhow, this site is just part of a pretty good little network of sites out of Britain (at least they say they're out of Britain, but we didn't hear many accents). Other sites include British Doggers and Sexy Sabrina (links to our reviews). You also get HotandCreamy.com, DirtyVideosOnline.com, SendYourSecretary.com, and TrannyPartyGirls.com. In general what we have to say for this one goes for all the rest.

Site design is pretty basic. The Members Area is all one page. Down the left side are the links to all your bonus sites and content. At the top are the photo galleries, at the bottom are the videos. There were 35 galleries of blowjob pics when we visited, and yes they all feature girls with glasses. The pics aren't that big, and they don't always feature the same girls as you see in the videos. We figured some of it was licensed content. But since they say they "concentrate on movies mostly", that's what we should mostly judge them on.

When we visited there were 26 movies, each over 100 megs, of girls getting their spectacles creamed. The movies are almost all in mpeg format, though the latest were wmv. Playback is actually pretty good, topping out at 2000 kb/s, but the screen size is small and the sound was sometimes really badly synchronized. Still, it is better video quality than you would expect.

Each movie is broken down into chunks of 20-35 megs (around a minute-and-a-half to two minutes). You can't download full movies. Now some of these movies are quite large (one is over a full gig), but in most cases we couldn't see why they wouldn't let us grab the whole thing. Another aspect of the presentation we didn't groove to was the thumbnailing. You get one pic for each movie. That's not enough, especially given the fact that some of the movie titles and descriptions are misleading. Take the one called "Morgan sucks cock and takes a facial." We really grooved to this Morgan girl. She was hot. And we downloaded all five parts of her movie to watch her suck cock. But does she? No! She just gives a guy a handjob and then gets a facial! Her lips never touched that dick!

This brings us to another point. The action here does get a bit repetitive. Morgan's movie is basically ten minutes of her giving a handjob. Handjobs, blowjobs and facials are what this site is all about. There is also some sex, and tit-fucking, but you have to go looking for it. (Like we said, the thumbnails aren't going to help you. For example, the Judy Star video is broken into 30 35 meg clips. Which one has Judy getting fucked, which way? Who knows?). The movies also seem repetitive because they have little if any editing. The girls just work the cock, and work it, and work it some more. Filming is mostly POV. It's not like they're breaking any new ground here. They even do most of the scenes in a bedroom. There's no effort (like in Bookworm Bitches, for example) to play up the student or teacher angle.

Overall we thought this site was the best of the network. It does have a lot of video that's of pretty good quality and it remains on target as far as its niche is concerned. We were a bit disappointed they didn't do more with the whole "fucking a nerd" angle. The monthly rate is too high, but that's because it's part of a network. The presentation was kind of rough (lack of thumbnails, poor writing), but they do have some decent content. Maybe we wouldn't take it up to a "7" if it wasn't for all the other sites you get, but that's as far as we'll go.

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