| Review:
We
came
to
this
site
with
a
lot
of
questions.
Example:
Why
are
so
many
male
porn
guys
with
big
cocks
(not
just
big
cocks,
but
the
real
monsters),
so
fucking
skinny?
Are
they
really
skinny,
or
is
it
just
that
being
skinny
is
what
makes
their
cocks
look
so
big?
And
here's
another:
Was
this
site,
the
second
All
Sites
Access
site
attempting
to
cash
in
on
this
niche,
going
to
be
as
big
a
fucking
joke
as MegaCockCravers
(which,
in
case
you
didn't
read
the
review,
is
just
a
gag
site
full
of
altered
photos)? Well,
as
things
turned
out
we
have
to
leave
the
first
question
unanswered.
The
male
talent
here
isn't
all
that
skinny.
As
for
the
second
question:
No,
this
site
isn't
a
joke.
You
might
think
it
is
after
looking
at
the
graphics
they
use
on
their
hosted
galleries,
but
it's
actually
legit.
(A
digression:
Who
the
fuck
came
up
with
the
girl
swinging
on
the
vine
over
a
river
of
cock
heads
made
to
look
like
alligators?
Who???
That's
fucking
disgusting.
You
should
be
locked
away.
Is
that
supposed
to
make
me
want
to
join
this
site?
Shit
like
that
gives
people
nightmares.
See
what
we're
talking
about
here.)
Basically
this
is
your
standard
All
Sites
reality-porn
concept
site,
with
various
amateurs
being
"surprised"
by
giant
trouser
snakes.
As
the
Dongster's
pants
descend
their
faces
show
all
the
astonishment
of
those
amazed
housewives
who
find
out
their
family
junk
is
worth
hundreds
of
thousands
of
dollars
on Antiques
Roadshow.
They
have
gone
prospecting
for
cock
and
hit
the
mother
lode. As
with
most
of
these
sites
there
isn't
much
to
say
beyond
giving
you
the
breakdown
and
offering
some
previews.
When
we
visited
there
were
51 episodes
online,
with
the
usual
weekly
updates.
Trust
these
guys
to
keep
the
content
coming.
For
what
it's
worth,
we
were
pleasantly
surprised
by
the
female
talent.
No,
they
aren't
supermodels
or
pornstars,
but
some
of
them
aren't
half
bad.
And
given
the
nature
of
this
site
we
were
really
expecting
to
see
some
pigs.
As
for
the
set-up,
it's
the
usual
Miami
reality
porn
bullshit.
Our
homeboys
(a
pair
of
Hispanic
gentlemen
who
call
each
other
"bro"
quite
a
bit,
so
we
didn't
catch
their
names)
cruise
the
streets
and
beaches
looking
for
hot
"mamis"
and
fly
"chicas"
to
bring
back
to
the
"lair"
for
a
good
pounding.
As
usual
the
first
fifteen
minutes
or
so
is
mostly
intro
(which,
in
this
case,
is
shit),
while
the
second
two
sets
of
each
episode
is
mostly
fucking.
Or
at
least
that's
the
way
it
started
out.
Somewhere
along
the
line,
in
the
early
going
actually,
they
seem
to
have
dropped
the
second
"dong."
So
now
it
just
looks
like
it's
the
one
dong
having
to
do
all
the
work. Judged
on
its
own
we
thought
this
site
was
a
bit
of a
bore,
but
then
again
it's
not
our
niche.
We
do
give
them
credit
for
delivering
what
they
promise
though.
And
since
you
get
so
much
else
with
your
membership
taking
a
chance
on
it
isn't
going
to
hurt. |
