| Review:
No,
this
isn't
a
re-review.
We're
really
coming
to
this
site
a
little
late.
Danni.com
is
the
latest
re-incarnation,
or
stage
in
evolution,
of
the
flag-ship
bit-tit
model
site
that
first
launched
all
the
way
back
in
1995.
Ten
fucking
years!
In
Internet
terms
Danni
can
say
that
she has
been
around
forever.
In
olden
days
it
used
to
be
called
Danni's
Hard
Drive
or
Danni's
Hot
Box.
We
were
members
back
then
but
didn't
do a
review
(we
probably
hadn't
even
started
this
site
yet!).
Anyway,
they
still
use
the
Hot
Box
and
Hard
Drive
labels
a
bit,
but
they
seem
to
be
trying
to
brand
now
with
just
plain
"Danni.com".
Better
logo
and
graphics
too.
We
really
didn't
like
those
Danni's
Hot
Box watermarks.
The
star-thingy
they
have
now
is
simpler
and
more
elegant. As
if
you
care.
Oh
well.
After
all
this
time,
what
more
is
there
to
say
that
you
haven't
already
heard
a thousand
times?
Yes,
Danni
really
is
"the
most
downloaded
woman
on
the
Internet"
(see
billiondownloadwoman.com
if
you
don't
believe
her).
And
yes,
Danni
herself
is still
taking
it
off.
No
absentee
landlords
here
(though
she
doesn't
seem
to
be
writing
as
much).
And
yes,
10
years
of
content
means
there's
a
lot
here.
We
can't
think
of any
other
single
site
(as
opposed
to a
network)
where
we
could
honestly
tell
you
that
you
will
need
a
full
month's
membership.
A trial
won't
cut
it.
Now
this
isn't
just
because
there's
so
much
stuff.
It's
also
because
it's
going
to
take
you
a
couple
of
days
just
to
find
your
way
around.
The
navigation
isn't
that
easy.
But
more
on
that
later. The
production
values
are
simply
amazing.
The
weekly
(!!)
"Features"
videos
are
as
good
as
(and
in
many
cases
better)
than
most
studio
productions.
Great
editing,
sound,
lighting,
costumes
(a
lot
of
the
features
are
theme-oriented,
though
without
anything
you'd
call
narrative),
sets,
the
whole
works.
Fuck,
even
the
Naked
Joke
of
the
Week
clips
are
professionally
produced
(with
editing,
props,
costumes,
and
a
laugh
track
to
go
with
the
punchline)!
The
talent?
Second-to-none.
You
can
expect
all
the
biggest
names,
all
looking
their
best.
Lots
of
fresh
new
faces
and,
given
how
long
the
site
has
been
going,
lots
of
old
favourites
you
might
not
have
seen
for
a
while
in
the
Archives. Technical
quality?
It's
very
good. The
videos
come
in a
wide
variety
of
formats
(Real,
QuickTime,
Windows),
with
playback
at
300,
700,
and
1000
kb/s
(the
higher
quality
video
is
only
available
to
"Preferred
Members").
Streaming
(as
if
you
would
bother)
and
downloadable.
The
pics
are
also
pretty
sharp,
coming
in
at
two
sizes,
a
medium
(600x800),
and
a
large
(700x1000).
Of
course
full
sets
can
be
downloaded
as
zip
files.
Note
that
we're
not
saying
these
are
the
biggest,
sharpest
pics
we've
ever
seen
(because
they
aren't),
or
the
best
video
(because
it
isn't).
But
the
site
has
good
specs. Type
of
content
is
mostly
glam
babe
(usually
with
big
tits)
softcore
posing
stuff.
We
looked
around
but
didn't
see
any
evidence
of
cock
(outside
of
the
bulge
in
the
jeans
of
the
lucky
recipient
of
all
those
Virtual
Lap
Dances,
of
which
there
are
over
300).
As
advertised,
it's
"explicit
girl-girl
action."
But
even
though
these
girls
aren't
getting
savagely
dp'ed
and
then
taking
mega
blasts
all
over
their
face,
the
action
is
pretty
hot
sometimes.
The
girls
do a
fair
bit
of
masturbation
and
toy-play,
and
some
of
the
girl-girl
movies
we
watched
were
pretty
intense.
The
site
itself
is a
kind
of
12-ring
circus,
with
a
whole
whack
of
different
areas
and
sections
to
browse
through.
Just
to
give
you
the
selections
from
the
top
menu:
Home,
Archives,
Danni
Ashe,
Ezines
(10
actual
'zines,
which
are
pretty
darn
good,
plus
the
usual
bonus
galleries
from
people
like
Hicks
and
Miller
that
don't
fucking
work!
Seriously:
Have
any
of
you
ever
joined
a
site
where
JennaMaxx
actually
loaded?
Have
you??),
Features,
Models,
Photos,
Red
Room
(members
bulletin
board),
Videos,
Words,
What's
New,
Auction,
Store,
Behind
the
Scenes,
Blooper
of
the
Week,
Casting
Call,
Model
of
the
Day,
Photoset
Gallery
and
Picture
of
the
Week.
And
there's
more
choices
in a
menu
at
the
bottom! Updates?
Here's
"Danni's
Pledge":
Danni.com
will
post
at
least
25
brand
new,
exclusive,
high-quality,
high-resolution
photosets
every
month.
Danni.com
will
post
at
least
35
brand
new,
exclusive,
high-quality,
high-resolution
videos every
month.
Danni.com
will
broadcast
at
least
10
hours
of
live
video
every
month
with
top
models
and video
starlets.
Danni.com
will
have
fresh,
new
content
on a
daily
basis
every
day
of
the
year.
Danni.com
will
keep
our
site
fun,
current
and
interactive,
working
constantly
to
improve the
membership
experience.
And
if
she
breaks
the
pledge
you
get
your
money
back.
That's
not
bad
for
your
$30. So
yeah,
this
is a
great
site.
In
fact,
it
may
be
the
best site
we've
ever
given
an
"8"
to
(which
is
still
a
damn
good
grade
from
us).
So
why
not
a
"9"?
Here
are
some
negatives: (1)
Yes,
there
is a
staggering
amount
of
content.
But
not
all
of
it
is
very
sexy.
We're
not
knocking
it
because
it's
softcore,
because
that
doesn't
bug
us a
bit. But
bloopers?
Naked
Jokes
of
the
Week?
Ask
Danni
(which
seems
to
have
stopped
sometime
in
2003)?
The
"In
bed
at (but
not
always
with)
Danni"
show?
This
isn't
JAM
material.
It is
interesting
(hey,
we'd
love
to
ask
Danni
some
things,
she's
quite
the
going
concern),
but
it
might
not
be
what
you
came
in
for.
We
watched
one
of
the
model
diaries
(which
are
not
really
diaries,
but
just
interviews)
with
Aria
Giovanni
and
just
stared
at
her
tits
as
she
sat
on a
couch
answering
lame
questions.
Again:
You
may
really
find
this
stuff
interesting,
but
it's
not
going
to
get
you
off. (2)
There's
quite
a
lot
of
commercial
stuff
on
the
site,
from
selling
videos,
to
the
Danni
store,
to
links
to
all
kinds
of
sponsored
products
(the
"Style
List").
It
doesn't
help
with
the
clutter,
which
brings
us
to .
.
. (3)
Navigation
is
overdone.
Actually
a
lot
of
things
are
overdone.
That
model
diary
clip
with
Aria
had
a 30
second
lead-in.
Ouch!
Enough
with
the
branding
already.
But
seriously,
it's
going
to
take
you
a
long
roll
of
string
and
a
bag
of
bread
crumbs
to
find
your
way
around
here.
There's
a
lot
of
functionality,
but
it
takes
some
getting
used
to.
Just
look
at
the
video
download
system
as
an
example.
You
click
on a
video
and
you
get
a
pop-up
window
with
a
whole
checkerboard
of
alternatives.
You
get
different
formats,
download
or
streaming,
different
bit
rates,
promo
or
video,
a
chance
to
acquire
a
permanent
license,
etc.
Nice
to
have
all
that
choice,
but
the
presentation
and
information
gets
to
be a
bit
overwhelming
at
times.
We
never
did
figure
out
the
popularity
index
(is
a high
score
good
or
bad?).
And
then
all
those
menu
items!
What
do
they
all
mean?
Couldn't
it
be
simplified
a
bit? You
even
have
to
pay
attention
to
the
different
membership
options.
Read
carefully
and
choose
the
right
one. The
Premium
Membership
is
geared
for
those
of
you
who
are
still
stuck
with
dial-up.
You
only
get
the
300
kb/s
video.
But
you
do
get
all
the
extra
features
and
all
the
pics.
So
it's
not
a
bad
option.
You
pay
less
for
content
you're
not
going
to
be
able
to
get
anyway.
The
Preferred
VIP
gets
you
all
the
high
quality
video
downloads,
and
there
are
a
lot,
for
only
$10
more
a
month.
And
if
you
get
the
three-month
package
you
save
quite
a
bit,
only
paying
Premium
Membership
rates
for
those
three
months
but
getting
full
Preferred
Access.
There's
really
something
for
everyone
with
these
packages.
But
beware
the
phrase
"free
permanent
video
license"
(as
in
"All
memberships
include
FREE
permanent
video
licenses").
We're
not
sure
what
the
hell
this
means.
As
we
understand
it,
unless
you
pay
more
to
"buy"
specific
videos
(if
they
are
for
sale),
the
DRM
license
only
allows
you
to
watch
the
video
while
you
are
a
member.
So
they
do
seem
to
be
getting
a
bit
tricky
there. (4)
Well,
we
just
talked
about
it
but
we'll
mention
it
again
here.
This
site
uses
DRM.
You
can
only
watch
the
high
quality
video
while
you
are
a
member.
OK,
lots
of
sites
are
doing
this
now,
and
yes
DRM
is way
better
than
streaming,
but
that
doesn't
mean
we
have
to
like
it. So
there
you
have
it.
In
our
opinion,
this
is a
site
that's
worth
joining.
There's
so
much
on
tap.
We
can't
think
of
any
other
site
that
you
can
really
compare
it
to.
The
major
drawback
is
the
DRM,
but
the
navigation
could
also
be
improved.
The
site
is
obviously
gearing
itself
toward
a
general
audience,
so
there's
more
magazine-style
feature
stuff
and
not
much
in
the
way
of
niche
fetish
or
kink.
"100
million
people
can't
be
wrong"
stakes
out
a
pretty
mainstream
aesthetic
position.
And
yet
the
site
does
have
intelligence
and personality.
If
you're
into
glamorous
models
and
girl-girl
action
there's
no
question
it's
at
the
top
of
the
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