Type of Site: Creampie
Address: www.deepincream.com 
Price: 
$29.95/month* (package deal for a group of sites
--see our review of BrainPass for more information)
Date of Review: 
June, 2006
Pornreports Rating: 

    

Review:

Another week, another new site added to the BrainPass/Pornstar Network line-up. More content coming from a line of DVDs, this time the Deep in Cream series featuring--you guessed it!--girls taking creampies.

We have nothing to add to our general comments about the layout and presentation of the sites in this network. Please see our BrainPass review for more of what you're getting. You know we like this network, although (a) they've been moving away from their Montreal-based amateur identity, and (b) the navigation among the different sites is getting a bit chaotic. This site basically just gives you more hardcore content. But we still weren't that impressed. Why?

(1) Despite being their latest launch, they don't have the function some of their newer sites have of letting you download full scenes in "DVD quality." Why not?

(2) We find the whole idea of setting up a new site for every line of videos that they get the exclusive rights to is a bit much (see our review of Lex POV for more on this). And really there's nothing here except the video clips. You don't even get vidcaps.

(3) Where are the creampies??

OK, that last point needs some clarification.

Like most cumshot niche material (bukkake, facials, creampies, swallowing, etc.) fans of this action are really just watching these movies for the last 30 seconds of every scene. The fucking is just foreplay. We only watched a bit of it, usually grabbing the final clip from every movie. And why did we do that? Because the creampie is all we came in for. It's all we really want to see. Our favourite creampie shot is from behind with the girl on top and seeing the guy's balls tighten up and then while she keeps riding up and down on him you see all the cum sliding out of her pussy and over his dick, and then when he drops out a big load just drips from her and onto his cock so that she has to lick it up later. Of course there are other ways of filming it, and other things you can do with a creampie (like let it drain into a glass and then get the girl to drink it), but that's the shot we like best. Anyway, the point is that in a number of the movies here there was no creampie!

No shit! Not that we're sticklers for strict definitions, but we have to insist that when a guy pulls out and then jerks off and cums all over a girl's pussy--even if she's holding it open--it's not a creampie. He's coming on her pussy, not in it. And we saw that happening several times here. We also saw the girls getting the occasional facial (when she was being double-teamed, because apparently sloppy seconds aren't that cool).

This did not amuse us. Of course there were some genuine creampies, but even here we were disappointed by the amount of jizz they showed leaking out of their cumholes. There was nothing we would have placed in our list of Top 20 internal cumshots. And that's what this site is supposed to be all about!

So as a hardcore site this is OK. Not as good as Cover My Face or any of the Lex sites, in our estimation. They're just taking a bunch of scenes from a line of pretty generic-looking DVDs and throwing them up here. 19 movies in total when we visited, but the site had just launched. We expect it will grow nicely. And you do get all the rest of the BrainPass network with your membership, which is one of the better value joins on the Net. But if you're just a creampie fan and you're thinking this site is going to be something special we think you're in for a let-down. It certainly can't hold a candle to All Internal, which is still the leader for this niche.

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