Type of Site: Mature
Address: www.drunkoldsluts.com  
Price: 
$29.95/month
Date of Review:
May, 2007
Pornreports Rating: 

    

Review:

A site with a name like "Drunk Old Sluts" is obviously offering a very specific sort of experience. No hot teens with tight sexy bodies. Just flabby old MILFs spreading their legs for guys who probably wish they were anywhere else but here. In fact, they probably need the booze more than their partners.

Let's start with the promo material you get on the tour: "MILFs drink themselves to depravity on gigs of movies and pics!" Huh? These MILFs are getting drunk on movies and pics? How is that possible? Or "utmost image and video quality." What meaning the word "utmost" has here is beyond interpretation. Presumably it means something like "best." What it is, however, is 640x480 and 1000 kb/s for the utmost, 384x288, 400 kb/s for the not-so-utmost. Which is just barely average these days.

The main theme of this site is older women, usually a bit on the chunky side, drinking and fucking. And they smoke a bit too. The layout isn't very well managed, as the navigation is done through a left-hand menu of categories that are neither descriptive nor exclusive: mature sluts, granny sluts, big tits sluts, and big body sluts. Obviously, since this is a MILF site featuring "old" sluts, one expects all of the models to be mature. Big tits and big body mean pretty much the same thing. Some of the granny sluts don't look as old as some of the mature sluts who aren't also granny sluts.

Since the site had just launched a few months before our visit there wasn't a whole lot of content. Only 40 sets total, including pics and vids. Looks like slightly more than half are vids. The update schedule isn't regular, but they seem to be adding a couple of sets a week. Quality varies quite a bit. Some of the pics are only 720x600 and very blurry. Others are 3000x2000 monsters (with ginormous watermarks).

It's not beautifully produced. The "sets" look kind of grungy. The talent are not beautiful people. Most of it looks like it might have originated in Russia. The lower depths indeed.

The only extras are the member pics. Nine of these. Not nine galleries. Nine pics.

There isn't a lot of content here, the technical and production quality isn't great, and the presentation is barely adequate. When you factor in the premium price, we can't recommend it.

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