| Review:
Enemas.com is a labour of love--a rather obsessive love that expresses itself by means of colonic
tubes, inflatable balloon nozzles, restraints, canes, and an assortment of fruits and vegetables.
The mastermind behind all of this indecency--and this is very much a
site built around a personal obsession and vision--is the "Wizard of
Ass." (Note: For some reason he is always referred to as "A
Wizard of Ass." Since we don't know any other Wizards of Ass, we
will refer to him here as the Wizard of Ass.) What the Wiz
promises is a "balance of 'punishment',
'erotic anal play' and 'medical play'." Having said this, he is,
obviously, into enemas in a big way. He knows all about the proper
equipment and procedures for a good anal flushing. He's a professional!
But he is not a doctor.
He's a wizard! There's a difference.
You can pretty much tour the entire site for free, and if you do
you'll see what the main problem is. The navigation/presentation is
atrocious. The top frame is too heavy and the categories are unhelpful.
The model index wasn't up-to-date. The videos are described, but the
scenes you download (as zip files) don't come with individual
descriptions or even thumbnails. The pic sets are handled in a similar
fashion: just downloaded in big zip files without any thumbnails. It's
annoying (to say the least!) not to have any previews of the content you
are downloading. The video descriptions are for the full videos
(available in streaming format or on DVD), not the downloads. Really,
this must be fixed.
Now as for what you get . . .
Well, the Wizard does deliver.
The girls are all pretty young, and (surprisingly) not too
skanky.
Some of them are even downright hot! On
the other hand, you don't spend a lot of time looking at their faces.
The camera moves around a bit--nice slow pans without the annoying fast
editing that seems to be so popular these days--but the focus of
attention is always the chocolate starfish. It's never long before we are back
looking straight at a girl's asshole, either getting pumped full of
water or blasting it back out into a pail or undergoing some other form
of abuse.
Technical? The pics are reasonably sized. They aren't vidcaps (though
they do follow the videos), but they're not professional studio efforts
either. Some whole videos can be viewed as streams. The video scenes we
downloaded played back at 350 kb/s. They are quite long (file sizes
around 50 megs and run 15 minutes or more). We would add, however, that
this aspect of the site is currently being upgraded. When we visited,
Enemas.com was still a new launch.
One thing we thought could have been improved was the sets. While it
may be impossible to make enemas look glamorous (though it's something
we can imagine), the action here often sometimes seems downright grungy.
The Wizard's lab looks particularly bargain-basement. But even Wizards
have to work on a budget.
The "Featured Content" page told us there were 22
full-length videos on the site. But this didn't include all of the
"New Updates" or "Old Updates". So it's hard for us
to say exactly how much stuff you're getting here. Updates are coming
along (there is a lot of mention of material that is coming soon),
though we weren't sure if there was a fixed schedule yet. Again, we
suggest browsing the site and seeing for yourself what's going on. It
may be confusing, but it's not dishonest.
In addition to the enema action there is also food play,
Sybian
riding, light bondage, spanking, and whipping. Sometimes the girls play
with each other, and one movie even had three of them blasting into
pails. On top of all this some weird dramatic context is sometimes
outlined with stories about college initiations, nurses, evil maids,
abused runaways, etc. Much as we like dramatic context, we thought it
was kind of strange here. The tone is very mixed. Just describing it you
would think this was a very nasty site (the word "brutal"
comes up a lot), but it isn't. It's very explicit, but not rough.
The site extras are pretty good. There's some licensed content.
There's a message board (and you don't have to be a member to post--so
check it out!). The "enema slave's diary" answers the question
we've all been wondering about: "What's it like to be an enema
slave?" Actually, it's more of a narrative tissue about an
18-year-old runaway (Katia) who becomes the Wizard's favourite slavegirl
(with links to her photo and video sets).
Now we know we've said this before a million times, but it's
necessary to say it again here: This action isn't for everyone. This
site is all about young women having tubes stuck in their ass, getting
pumped full of water, and then squirting it back out. Most hardcore porn
surfers--and they are a depraved bunch--will probably find it pretty
disgusting. To be honest, we found some of it pretty disgusting (and we
have a very high tolerance level). But if you are turned on by
anal play then we highly
recommend it. The Wizard is shooting all his own stuff, the video is
decent, and the price--especially given how specific a niche is being served--is
fair. There's nothing else we've seen that's quite like it, which alone
makes it worth a look.
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