Type of Site: Photographer 
Address: www.europeanglamourgirls.com
Price: 
$25/month; $37/month for European Glamour Girls and Erotic Destinations together
Date of Review: 
December, 2005
Pornreports Rating: 

    

Review:

It's a bit of a paradox that some of the most creative, original, and individual porn being produced nowadays is also part of such a uniform trend. We're talking, of course, about all of the European nude photography sites out there that usually showcase the work of a single photographer and their vision of glamorous, sophisticated, erotic (pick your adjective, but don't leave out this important one: "softcore") beauty.

This is how we started our review of Uberbelle, one of the more recent nude photography sites we took a look at, and there's no reason to change a word of it as an introduction to this one:

"We've said it before, but for those of you who might have missed it we'll say it again: The softcore erotic photography niche is really getting crowded. And, what's worse if you're a new site, it's crowded with some very tough competition. It's an embarrassment of riches: MET Art, Hegre Archives, MC Nudes, Pure Beauty Mag, New Nude Mag, Galitsin News . . . and those are just some of the bigger European players. And there are more coming all the time. Just a couple of weeks before we came to this site we reviewed Whitfield Journals (which subsequently closed). Another good site--great girls, great photography, nice presentation, the complete package--and yet at the same time we couldn't escape the feeling that there's just too much of this stuff out there now. As we said in the Whitfield review, if artistic softcore nude photography is your thing, it's getting harder and harder to stand out from the crowd. And the fact that all of these sites have basically the same layout doesn't help."

There are two things that flow from this: 

(1) given the high quality of the competition in this niche (they all have daily updates, great models, high-res, large-size photos, and great video), it's hard to stand out from the crowd.

(2) the main difference between them is what you think of the individual photographer's work. And this is a call that is really up to people with a real eye for this kind of stuff (call them "connoisseurs"), and not degenerate smut surfers like ourselves.

But we'll do our best.

Here are the main things you should know:

This site (which shall hereafter be referred to as EGG), and EroticDestinations.com (ED; an unfortunate acronym it shares with Erectile Dysfunction, but it's one they use), both come to us from German photographer Martin Krake. If you want to know more about Mr. Krake you can check out his official site at www.martinkrake.com, but you won't find much in the way of background. Apparently he lives in Austria. And that's all you get.

Now one thing you might be wondering off the top is why he has two paysites featuring his work. You can join either one for $25 a month, or get both for $37 a month. Is this a deal? Or clever marketing? You'll have to make the call on that one. The one thing we will insist on is that you not get the cheap trial membership. It's one of those "limited" trials that only gives you restricted access.

The difference between EGG and ED is that EGG is studio photography. Expect a lot of girls posing against bare walls and rolling around in bed. The girls are all top-notch and occasionally you'll also get more pink stuff than you might expect. We downloaded one movie with a blonde girl working a glass dildo that got so juicy it made us think we were over at In the Crack. But generally the posing and video work is pretty tame (as is the rule for this niche). Cue the soft, jazzy music and tease. Don't take our word for it though. Like all of these sites there is a great tour that lets you know what to expect. And here's a "pic of the day" to sample:

As you might expect, everything about the presentation is first rate. The main page will tell you how much content they're up to (it's updated daily). When we dropped by they had 46 models, 214 video clips (nearly 24 hours of video), and 12,160 photos. You can view the pics in three different sizes: 400x600, 500x750, and 600x900 (you set the default as a preference). You can also download zip files in an even larger format ("up to 2000x3000"). The main navigation tool is the model index. You can filter for hair colour, but that's it. What about breast size? We'd be so there.

Videos come in two very good formats: 640x480 .wmv or 720x528 DivX. The webmaster recommends the DivX because "it's possibly the best internet video format currently available." Well, we wouldn't go that far, but it does look good even when you play it full screen. Each clip runs from 5 to 10 minutes. The action is pretty much the same as the photo shoots, but you do occasionally see some good masturbation action that's worth it. Otherwise it's kind of artsy. They even had flower petals being blown at one model as she lay in bed. Hoo-boy.

OK, bottom line: Nice clean presentation, good specs, daily updates, not much to knock with any of that. Problem here is that it doesn't do quite enough to stand out in this crowded niche. The studio background also started to seem kind of dull after a few photosets. Everything is so plain--the bare hardwood floor, the blank walls, even the kitchen looks like it's never been used. There's also not a lot in the way of extras (a forum and a page of blooper/behind-the-scenes pics is all you get), and nothing in terms of personality items like more about the models, or more about Martin himself. Like the studio itself, the site seems a little stripped-down.

But some of these issues are addressed in his other site, Erotic Destinations.

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