| Review:
What
we
have
here
is
another
BrainPass
site,
this
time
featuring
the
work
of
director
Pierre
Woodman,
someone
who
has
done
a
lot
of
work
for
Private.
Apparently
he
won
AVN's
Best
Director
award
in
1998.
Please
don't
think
that
we
think
that
award
means
something,
because
we
don't.
Suffice
it
to
say
Mr.
Woodman
knows
how
to
shoot
hardcore
porn.
The
action
here
is
all
professionally
produced
and
the
girls
are hot.
They
are
also
European.
Hence
the
name
of
this
site.
And
as
you
probably
guessed,
when
they
say
"European"
these
days
in
the
porn
biz
they
don't
mean
France
and
Germany.
They
mean
Eastern
European.
Get
a
load
of
those
flags
they
have
on
the
banner.
Do
you
know
what
countries
those
are?
We
sure
as
fuck
didn't.
In
fact,
out
of
10
flags
we
only
correctly
identified
ONE!
OK,
we
should
have
done
better
than
that.
But
see
how
good
YOU
do.
Yes,
let's
take
a
break
from
the
porn
for
just
a
moment
and
do
the Pornreports
FLAG
QUIZ!!
Match
the
flag
to
the
country.
Answers
are
provided
at
the
end
of
the
review.
1.
|
A.
Slovenia
|
2.
???
|
We
had
no
idea
what
the
second
flag
was.
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3.
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C.
Poland
|
4.
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D.
Hungary
|
5.
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E.
Ukraine
|
6.
|
F.
Serbia
Montenegro
|
7.
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G.
Russia
|
8.
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H.
Romania
|
9.
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I.
Czech
Republic
|
10.
|
J.
Slovakia
|
OK,
back
to
the
meat
and
potatoes
stuff.
Each
scene
begins
with
a
brief
opening
credit
sequence
of
some
flames
with
the
name
of
the
model
and
the
country
she
hails
from
superimposed.
Classy.
And
as
if
it
makes
any
difference
to
you
whether
some
chick
who
doesn't
even
talk
is
from
Hungary
or
Romania.
Then
it's
on
to a
brief
intro
and
some
fucking.
This
is
pretty
standard
hardcore
stuff.
Expect
to
see
LOTS
of
group
action
and
DP.
By
our
count
it
looked
like
16
out
of
20
scenes
they
had
up
when
we
visited
included
double
penetration.
Which
means
that
if
you're
into
gang-banging
and
DPs
then
BrainPass
really
has
you
covered.
They've
got
this
site,
Bang
Me
Boys,
Only
DP,
and
all
the
Brandon
Irons
gang-related
stuff.
We
checked
the
Pornstar
Network
category
menu
and
there
were
196
DP
scenes
to
choose
from,
and
240
2-on-1
clips.
BrainPass
is
obviously
working
hard
to
own
this
niche. Everything
else
is
the
same
as
all
the
other
BrainPass
sites,
including
the
usual
illiteracy
we've
come
to
know
and
love.
Scene
descriptions
include
"A
bitch
catapulted
(??)
in
double"
and
"This
hot
chick,
get
fucked
by
two men
in
every
holes
she
have."
The
tech
specs
are
also
all
the
same,
featuring
a
nice
range
of
high
and
low-resolution
film
clips,
plus
a
bunch
of
vidcaps
for
each
scene.
Because
this
is
one
of
the
newer
sites
you
also
have
the
option
to
download
full
scenes
in a
high-res
(2000
kb/s)
format. There's
not
a
lot
of
content
up
yet,
and
what
there
is
up
is
pretty
generic
group
Eurofucking,
but
the
girls
are
hot
and
it
is
well
produced
and
presented.
And
of
course
since
it's
part
of
BrainPass
you
do
get
an
enormous
amount
of
other
stuff
with
your
membership.
Answers
to
the
Flag
Quiz:
1:
Slovakia,
2:
???,
3:
Czech
Republic,
4:
Romania,
5:
Russia,
6:
Slovenia,
7:
Ukraine,
8:
Hungary,
9:
Poland;
10:
Serbia-Montenegro
(This
used
to
be
the
flag
of
Yugoslavia,
which
no
longer
exists.
Actually,
we're
not
sure
if
Serbia-Montenegro
exists
either.
Didn't
they
split
up
too?). |
