| Review:
FGRVIP.
That
had
us
scratching
our
heads
the
first
time
we
saw
it.
We
figured
we
knew
what
the
VIP
at
the
end
meant.
Porn
sites
are
always
likening
their
members
area
to
the
VIP
lounge
at
the
local
strip
club.
Ah,
we
remember
the
VIP
lounge
well.
That's
where
you
went
to
enjoy
a
lap
dance
in
murky
privacy.
Fuck
was
it
ever
dark
in
there!
You
couldn't
see anything.
Maybe
that's
why
the
girls
had
to
stay
on
your
lap,
just
to
let
you
know
they
were
there.
But
we
digress
. .
. Anyway,
the
FGR
part
of
the
name
of
this
site
stands
for
"Free
Gallery
Review."
At
which
point
we
had
to
scratch
our
heads
a
little
harder.
Free?
But
it's
a
paysite!
There's
nothing
free
about
it.
What's
going
on? Well,
apparently
there
is a
site
called
freegalleryreview.com
that
is,
essentially,
a
TGP.
It
isn't
really
a
review,
but
it
has
a
function
that
lets
registered
users
(yeah,
you
have
to
register)
write
reviews
of
preview
galleries.
Or
something
like
that.
FGRVIP
is a
spin-off
of
FGR,
where
you
pay
for
access
to
17
reality
sites
(FGR's
"sponsors"). It
all
seemed
a
bit
confusing
to
us,
and
a
little
misleading
too.
Starting
with
the
way
they
give
themselves
five
out
of
five
stars
for
Quality,
Price,
and
Navigation.
You
can
do
things
like
that
when
you're
a
paysite
that
calls
itself
a
review.
Actually
those
ratings
are
just
a
graphic.
There's
no
reviewing
at
all
going
on
here.
Then
there
is
the
claim
to
exclusivity.
Since
this
site
isn't
producing
any
of
its
own
content,
what
this
means
is
that
you
are
getting
access
to
"17
of
the
hottest
exclusive
adult
sites."
Get
it?
And
finally
(we're
still
just
talking
about
the
header
here!)
there
is
this
catchy
come-on:
"One
million
dollars
of
exclusive
[sic]
content
all
under
your
control." Woooooooooooeeeeeeeeee!
One
million
dollars
of
content! Now
just
how
the
fuck
do
you
think
they
figured
that
out?
If
there
are
17
sites
sampled
here
that
would
mean
each
site
alone
would
be
valued
at
$58,
823.59!
Holy
shit!
And they're
only
charging $29
a
month?
Join
now!
Don't
even
finish
reading
this
review! OK,
aside
from
all
this
nonsense
the
tour
is
pretty
up
front
about
what
you're
getting.
Except
for
one
big
(bad)
surprise
that
we'll
get
to.
What
they've
done
is
assembled
content
from
a
bunch
of
reality
porn
sites,
creating
a
sort
of
mirror-network
of
reality
sites
covering
all
the
usual
niches
you've
come
to
know
and
love
(lesbos,
big
natural
tits,
backseat
fucking,
anal,
teens,
fucking
on a
boat,
etc.).
The
sites
are:
Dude's
Lucky
Day
BoatBangers
XXX
Real
Gangbangs
XXX
Desperate
Teens
XXX
Extreme
Fuck
Toys
Her
First
Anal
XXX
Her
First
ATM
Her
First
Lesbian
Experience
The
First
Swallow
Just
Facials
XXX
MILF
Galleries
Natural
Boobs
XXX
Sex
Tour
XXX
She
Likes
It
Big
Backseat
Suck
and
Fuck
Wife
Bangers
XXX
Wild
College
Fuck
Parties
There
is
easy
navigation
among
the
different
areas
and
the
layout
is
quite
clear.
The
content
is
just
what
you'd
expect.
If
you
think
we're
going
to
break
down
the
kind
of
action
you
can
expect
to
see
in a
site
like
"BoatBangers
XXX"
you've
come
to
the
wrong
place.
Pornreports
readers
are
a
pretty
sophisticated
bunch
(no,
really,
you
are),
and
we
assume
most
of
you
have
figured
out
what
a
reality
porn
site
is.
None
of
the
sites
here
will
surprise
(or,
for
that
matter,
impress)
you.
It's
more
of
the
usual
generic
stuff.
If
anything
the
girls
are
a
little
skankier. Each
episode
comes
with
a
choice
of
pics
and
vids.
The
pics,
as
you
should
expect,
are
merely
vidcaps.
Size
is
either
800x600
or
600x400.
Not
even
worth
clicking
on,
in
our
opinion.
Reality
porn
screen
captures
all
suck. The
videos
can
be
viewed
in a
good
choice
of
formats:
Windows
Media
(320x240),
Windows
Media
(640x480),
QuickTime
(320x240),
and each
of
these
in
three
different
speeds
(low
quality
modem,
high
quality
DSL,
and
the
best
quality
broadband;
2
minute,
3
minute,
and 5
minute
clips).
So obviously
you
don't
want
to
watch
the
640x480
at
56k
speed
(we
tried,
and
it
was
awful).
But if
you
do have
a
highspeed
connection
the
"best
quality"
at
640x480
does
look
great.
And
it
streams
really
well. Oh.
Did
we
forget
to
mention
that
part?
Sorry.
That
was
the
big
(bad)
surprise.
You
see,
all
the
video
here
is streaming
only. We
have
one
word
to
describe
this:
Unfuckingbelievable.
Streaming
reality
porn.
Has
it
come
to
this?
What
more
is
there
to
say?
It's
a
nice
looking
site
and
you
do
get
a
lot
of
reality
porn
that
is
well
presented.
Most
of
the
sites
seem
to
be
updating
once
a
week,
though
something
like
Sex
Tour
XXX
seems
to
have
been
dead
for
nearly
a
year
and
updating
very
irregularly,
and
the
updates
for
some
of
the other
sites
are not
dated
at
all
so
we
couldn't
tell
how
active
they
were. The
big
problem
with
this
site
is
that
it's
going
into
a
crowded
field
where
there
are
a
lot
of
great
alternatives
(like
the
heavyweights
All
Sites
Access
and Bang
Bros.
Network/OxPass).
Those
networks
have
more
content,
better
content,
downloadable
content,
and
they
cost
the
same
(or
less
if
you
get
a
trial).
They're
the
real
deal.
In
contrast,
this
is
basically
just
an
attractively
packaged
bunch
of
licensed
plug-ins. |
