Type of Site: Photographer  
Address:
www.gallerycarre.com  
Price:
$19.95/month
   
Date of Review:
February, 2005
Pornreports Rating: 

    

Review:

Forget about the photography for just a second. What we want to know is the name of the person writing the text for these European "New Nude" sites. It's the same for all the Archives sites (Angel Archives, Pleasure Archives, even Hegre Archives), and it doesn't take long before you're waist-deep in it here:

"When Didier Carré first started taking photographs of trees, was he aware of the sexual metaphor in the shapes of trees, in the underlying message entwined in the roots?"

Was he aware? Hey, you're talking about an artiste! How could he not be aware? Especially when

"An image for Carré begins in the imagination and, like a painting in oils, the shot is constructed intellectually a step at a time. . . .Like an alchemist turning base metal to gold, Carré mixes his chemicals to his own formula and prints on high-quality Berrger paper [whatever that is] . . . Carré steers clear of digital cameras and believes that when you can send images through a wire something of the soul of the photograph disappears."

We know how that feels. Something of our soul disappears with all the images we download over wires as well.

We have to ask: Do all Europeans nude photographers take themselves so seriously? Hey, we're not knocking it. We're happy they found someone who could write English we could understand. But we're not sure they need quite so much bullshit.

In case you miss the deathless prose, you'll know right away that you're in an artsy-nude site here because all the pictures are in black and white! Nothing says class and culture like an absence of colour, and Monsieur Carre is obviously going for a sort of minimalist class. Not much to any of the sets but a chair and a blanket. Shadow and light. At a basic level that's what photography is all about.

The other thing you'll probably notice right away is that this guy is good. Very good. The posing is perfect, and he's capable of shooting anything from full body to close-ups of any body part equally well. We have rarely, if ever, seen models looking this clean and fresh and beautiful.

And the models are pretty good to begin with. 35 girls when we visited, almost all of them from Eastern Europe. A few names, like Luba, that you might recognize. But they're all pretty sweet. A couple of bad implant jobs were the only off-note. The content is basic solo posing. Some sets have two girls, but they aren't going down on each other. You see dildos being used, but there's no kink. There are also a few pics of landscapes and flowers thrown in the mix, just so you don't start thinking this guy is some kind of perv.

Site design is pretty basic. Like the other nude archives the galleries are laid out like a calendar. So you either browse by date or go through a model index. One thing really bothered us though. Sometimes there is a Gallery of the Day and sometimes just a Picture of the Day. We couldn't figure out how you were supposed to tell the difference from the thumbnails. It was disappointing clicking on a thumbnail and then realizing there weren't any other pictures to go with it. This could be easily avoided.

These really are beautiful photos, and they are wonderfully reproduced. Each picture comes in three sizes: 600, 1200 and 2000. We tried a couple of the supersize pics but really: What's the point? What use is a picture that big? It's certainly impressive, but it's way too large even to use as a wallpaper. The 1200 was plenty big enough for us. But rest assured that even at the largest size the picture quality is maintained at a very high standard (and if you don't want to take our word for it, the previews and site tour give you plenty of samples). Each gallery can also be downloaded as a zip file, which, given the size of some of the pics, was nice.

Our major concern was with the amount of material. The daily galleries start in November 2003. But (as noted) some of the galleries only have one pic, and the largest only have six. So you're only talking around 3,000 pics total here. That's not a lot, especially when you consider the fact that the site has no real extras and no video at all. Now in Didier's defence, most of the video for these nude photography sites is just lame "backstage" stuff anyway. We can live without it. And he would probably also say, with some justification, that he has small galleries because he's picking quality over quantity. Fair enough, but not all of the pics were that distinct either.

For fans of nude photography this is a must. The man is a master. We would have liked more content for this price, but we're giving it a "7" anyway because these really are some of the best nudes we've ever seen.

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