| Review:
No,
watersports
fans
the
"golden"
in
the
title
of
this
site
doesn't
refer
to
streams
of
your
favourite
liquid.
It
takes
us
back
to
the
Golden
Age
of
porn,
generally
regarded
as
having
been
the
1970s
and
early
80s.
These
were
the
landslide
years
after
Deep
Throat
took
porn
mainstream
and
the
VCR
revolution
was
sweeping
North
America.
Yes,
we
said
VCR.
As
in
VHS
videotapes.
These
are
the
strange
looking
devices
they
use
as
wallpaper
for
this
site.
And
this
is
kind
of
important
because
the
movies
we're
talking
about
here
were
generally
not
shot
on
film
and
were
all
produced
long
before
anybody
had
any
idea
what
HD
stood
for.
So
they
don't
look
that
good.
Yes,
they're
reproduced
decently
here
--
at
2400
kb/s
and
640x480
--
but
still,
it's
old
porn.
Lighting
(especially
lighting),
sets,
costumes,
sound,
etc.
all
suck
pretty
hard.
And
it's
not
like
any
of
it
has
been
"digitally
remastered"
for
this
site.
Does
that
matter?
Probably
not
if
you're
a
real
fan.
You
know
what
these
movies
look
like.
Of
course,
if
you're
a
fan
of
this
kind
of
stuff
you've
probably
already
seen
most
of
the
movies
here
too.
For
those
of
you
who
aren't
familiar
with
the
scene,
the
movies
here
take
you
back
to
the
days
when
women
did
not
shave,
all
tits
were
natural,
no
self-respecting
woman
(not
even
a
pornstar!)
had
a
tattoo,
and
thongs
hadn't
been
invented.
Get
the
picture?
Nina
Hartley
was
also
just
a
cute
young
thing
with
big
hair
and
not
the
cougar
/
MILF
/
dominatrix
/
sex
advocate
you
see
everywhere
these
days.
And
in
addition
to
Nina
you'll
see
such
Hall
of
Famers
as
John
Holmes,
Christy
Canyon,
Vanessa
del
Rio,
Victoria
Paris,
and
Houston.
We
have
to
admit
that
our
tastes
for
classic
porn
run
just
a
bit
later
than
this
generation.
Girls
like
Tori
Welles
and
Ashlyn
Gere
will
always
hold
a
special
place
in
our
hearts.
But
for
fans
of
disco-era
muff
diving,
this
will
definitely
provide
a
nice
trip
down
memory
lane.
Our
big
reservation
about
the
site
was
the
price,
which
is
hefty.
Especially
considering
they
only
had
57
videos
(that's
scenes,
not
movies)
when
we
visited.
Though
that
was
right
after
launch.
The
thing
is,
you're
paying
that
premium
price
because
this
site
is
part
of a
larger
network
(The
Hardcore
Network),
so
you
get
around
20
sites
with
your
membership,
including
some
exclusive
shit
(like
Ass
Smoothie).
But
none
of
the
other
sites
cover
this
same
niche,
so
if
you're
just
a
fan
of
vintage
porn
it's
not
really
giving
you
more
of
what
you
want.
Though
the
network
as a
whole
is
pretty
strong.
Whether
you
think
it's
worth
is
will
depend
on
what
you
think
of
the
other
sites
in
the
line-up.
On
its
own,
Golden
Hardcore
doesn't
justify
the
high
price
tag.
At
least
not
yet.
But
we
suggest
you
check
out
the
other
sites
on
the
menu
if
you're
interested
and
see
if
they
sweeten
the
deal
at
all. |
