Yeah, the doctor is "attending" alright. Check out some of the action at Ass Reports.

Type of Site: Reality Porn, Anal
Address: www.healmyass.com 
Price: 
$29.99/month (part of the Torbe Network membership)
Date of Review:
January, 2010
Pornreports Rating: 

    

Review:

JANUARY 2010 RE-VISIT

Not much to report on this re-visit, except to point out that the weekly updates never happened. Over a year later and they'd only added seven episodes. Apparently there were only three episodes added in 2009. Basically this is a dead site. Indeed it may have even re-branded as "Doktor Schmutz", which seems to be the same thing. But the Torbe Network continues to update daily (Monday to Friday) and add new sites all the time, so the news isn't all bad.

OCTOBER 2008 REVIEW

Heal My Ass is a basic "reality porn" site where the concept is that some guy who may or may not be a doctor (though at least he dresses like one) fucks the sexy girls who come into his office. No, that is not a particularly original idea, but then few porn ideas are. Though to give them credit, this site is part of the (Argentinian-based?) Torbe Network, and they have come up with at least a couple of interesting offerings that have pushed the envelope: The perverted priest Father Damian and the horny crippled guy Josito. So let's just say this wasn't one of their nuttier exclusive sites.

In fact there isn't much different about this site at all. OK, in one of the episodes the good doctor seems to make a house call to a convent and services a horny "nun" (who has a pierced eyebrow, nose, and tongue, naturally). But aside from that it's all done in the secular sanctity of his examination room. As usual with Torbe there isn't a whole lot of lead in. Also worth noting, for all you anal junkies, is the fact that while this site has "Ass" in its name, it doesn't emphasize anal. In some of the episodes the doctor fucks his patient up her ass, but not all of them.

The best part of the site are all of the download options (standard for all of Torbe's exclusive sites). You can download full files or segments in four different formats (Mpeg, QuickTime, Windows Media, and PSP/IPod), with the Windows Media files being HD (1280x720). You also get photos and vidcaps for each episode but these were pretty lousy. Stick with the video. 

20 episodes up when we visited. They say they're updating monthly but when we checked the network update page it looked like they were adding a new episode every week. We suspect the difference may have arisen from language difficulties. This is, after all, a network where the members area has a main banner image of a big hairy-chested guy saying "Greatings Members!" So they may have mixed up months and weeks as well.

When you consider the fact that you're getting a full network of sites, updating daily, with your membership, it's not a bad deal. This individual site, however, needs to grow just a bit before it's something special.

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