| Review:
Heavenly
Knockers
is a
really
disappointing--because
it's
completely
unnecessary--addition
to
the BrainPass
network.
As
you
know,
we
like
BrainPass
(or,
as
it
calls
itself
now,
the
Pornstar
Network).
Lots
of
content,
a
lot
of
which
is
exclusive,
frequent
updates,
top
talent,
good
quality
downloads,
etc.
Lately
they've
been
adding
a
bunch
of
new
sites
featuring
the
content
of
directors
Brandon
Iron
and
Pierre
Woodman.
Nothing
wrong
with
that.
At
least
there's
some
sense
of
identity
to
those
sites
(theme
and
director
mainly).
A
couple
of
these
new
sites
have
even
been
pretty
good.
But
Heavenly
Knockers
just
struck
us
as a
total
throwaway.
What
you're
getting
here
are
a
bunch
of
hardcore
movies.
Some
of
the
girls
have
big
tits.
Some
of
them
just
look
normal.
It's
not
really
a
big
tit
site.
Nor
is
it a
tit-fucking
site.
It's
just
generic
hardcore
content
that
they
seem
to
have
dumped
here. And
that's
all
there
is
to
say.
The
usual
range
of
download
options.
22
scenes
up
when
we
visited
(though
the
main
network
hub
said
they
had
25).
The
usual
survey
poll
they
now
have
on
all
the
BrainPass
sites
and
that
we
can
never
understand
the
purpose
of.
Do
they
ever
make
use
of
these?
If
enough
people
said
they
liked
looking
at
girls
with
big
nipples,
would
someone
go
out
and
find
such
content
for
us? We
were
bored
out
of
our
skulls.
There's
just
no
identity
or
personality,
nothing
special.
Aside
from
marketing--that
is,
providing
a
different
Pornstar
Network
access
point--we
couldn't
figure
out
why
they
even
bothered
launching
it. Of
course
if
you
join
BrainPass
you'll
definitely
want
to
check
this
site
out
and
see
if
any
of
the
scenes
interest
you.
As
far
as
bonus
content
goes
there's
nothing
wrong
with
it.
But
if
you're
just
interested
in
this
site
alone--and
we're
not
sure
why
you
would
be--we
can't
recommend
it. |