| Review:
"Hell
Kitten"
isn't
her
name.
Of
course
it
wouldn't
be
her
real
name
anyway,
but
it
doesn't
even
seem
to
be
the
name
she
goes
by
on
this
site.
Instead,
her nom
de
porn
is
Miss
Conduct.
Which
was
probably
taken
as a
domain
name.
But Hell
Kitten
is a
pretty
good
name
for
a
site
too. Now
a
name
like
Miss
Conduct
might
make
you
think
this
is
some
kind
of
femdom
site.
In
which
case
you
would
be wrong.
Miss
Conduct
isn't
the
sort
of
model
who
goes
around
crushing
some
guy's
balls
under
her
high
heels
while
blowing
a
cloud
of
smoke
in
his
face.
In
fact
there
aren't
very
many
guys
here
at
all (since
it's
not
a
hardcore
site
either). Instead
what
this
is
is a
fashion/fetish
site. Some
Goth,
lots
of
rubber
and
latex,
a
bit
of
nylon
retro,
and
even
some
kinky
rope
work.
That's
what's
going
on.
You're
not
going
to
see
Miss
Conduct
going
to
town
with
toys
or
sucking
some
stud
off.
This
is not
an
explicit
site.
The
emphasis
is
all
on
fashion
and
attitude. We
liked
the
'tude.
Since
this
is a
performer
site
a
lot
depends
on
personality.
And
Miss
C.
is
doing
OK
in
that
department.
You've
gotta
love
a
site
that
welcomes
you
with
the
line
"I
want
to
say
thanks
to
the
world
for
absolutely
fucking
nothing!" Miss
Conduct
. .
.
you
have
no
idea.
We
can
only
say
"our
sentiments,
exactly." Get
inside
to
the
"sinners"
area
(that's
sinners
instead
of
members)
and
you
may
notice
that
the
pages
are
loading
kind
of
sloooooooooow.
We
tried
a
few
times
on
different
connections
and
had
the
same
problem.
Maybe
it's
a
design
issue.
There
are
some
interesting
things
being
done
in
that
regard.
Most
obvious
are
the
thumbnail
previews
on
the
Videos
page.
These
are
all
animated,
like
you
get
in
the
scene
selections
with
some
DVD
menus.
What
a
neat
idea!
Maybe
somebody
else
has
done
this
before,
but
it's
the
first
time
we've
seen
it.
It
looks
great. Unfortunately,
they're
the
best
thing
about
the
movie
page.
There
were
only
17
vids
when
we
visited,
with
a
lot
of
behind-the-scenes
and
convention
appearance
stuff.
And
making
matters
worse,
they're
all
streaming.
And
making
matters
even
worse,
we
could
only
get
them
to
stream
once. Then
we
noticed
something.
We
could
download
the
videos
from
the
What's
New
index.
So
that's
what
we
tried.
But
the
download
didn't
work
right
and
the
file
wouldn't
play.
We
also
found
some
odd
links
(as
did
X3
Guide,
for
their
review
see
below),
and
photos
that
wouldn't
load
properly.
To
make
a
long
story
short,
we
thought
this
site
was
misbehavin'
a
bit. Anyway,
given
the
"fashion/fetish"
nature
of
the
content,
this
wasn't
going
to
be a
video
site
anyway.
It's
a
photo
site.
Here's
what
the
menu
consisted
of
when
we
visited:
fetish
(rubber
stuff),
pinup
(a
slightly
glam
version
of
nudes),
nudes
(a
slightly
less
glam
version
of
pinup),
bdsm
(almost
all
rope
bondage),
fashion,
devil
dolls
(just
friends,
which
is
to
say
promo
content
from
other
sites
with
affiliate
links),
and
15
galleries
of
candids.
It's
a
lot
of
pics,
and
quality
varies
quite
a
bit.
Many
of
them
are
quite
small
(even
400x600),
while
other
galleries
have
excellent
full
size
1200x1000
stuff.
Watermarks
attribute
them
to a
bunch
of
different
studios
and
production
companies,
which
may
be
part
of
the
problem.
In
fact,
we
found
it
kind
of
hard
to
get
a
read
on
how
much
exclusive
material
there
was
here.
The diary
was
very
good,
full
of
lots
of
personal
stuff,
especially
relating
to
the fallout
from
Hurricane
Katrina
(which
occurred
when
we
visited).
This
was
also
important
for
us
to
see
because
the
forum
seemed
to
have
been
dead
for
several
months. As
extras
you'll
find
a
page
of
artwork
and
an
odd
page
of
"Freaky
Mail",
which
is a
collection
of
some
of
the
more
bizarre
e-mails
Miss
Conduct
has
received.
As
with
the
animated
video
thumbnails,
we
thought
this
was
a
really
clever,
original
idea.
Sure
it's
nothing
to
get
you
off,
but
it
is
interesting.
The updates
seem
to
be
coming
once
a
week,
but
they
come
in
pairs
so
you're
getting
two
updates
a
week
really.
Overall
we
didn't
think
this
was
a
knockout
of a
site,
but
(a)
it's
aimed
at a
pretty
specific
niche
and
(b)
it's
cheap.
For
$15
we'll
give
it a
"7". |
