| Review:
Hentai
Key
isn't
really
a
separate
site
but
an
AVS
or
network
pass.
It
describes
itself
as
"the
first,
the
only,
and
original
Hentai
network."
Of
course
if
you're
the
first
then
you're
automatically
the
original,
and
if
it's
the
only
Hentai
network
then
the
rest
hardly
matters,
but
it
sounds
impressive.
They've
been
around
since
1999.
Think
of
it
as
being
like
the
Deluxe
Pass
of
Hentai.
Membership
gets
you
into
over
800
Hentai-related
sites. Wow!
But
are
they
all
quality
sites?
What
a
silly
question.
Actually,
we
don't
think
any
of
you
really
asked
that.
Of
course
they
aren't.
Some
of
them,
as
the
saying
goes,
"suck
shit
big
time." There
were
some
dead
links.
Some
links
took
us
directly
to
the
members
area
and
others
made
us
log
in
again.
Some
sites
were
just
a
couple
of
preview
galleries
for
another
site.
Some
were
all
text
links,
without
even
box
covers
much
less
thumbnails
to
judge
whether
we
wanted
to
bother
downloading
the
clips.
Don't
know
about
you
folks,
but
a
link
to
"Kokowaemono
2"
doesn't
mean
shit
to
us.
For
that
matter
all
the
Japanese
writing
(if
it
is
real
Japanese
script
and
not
just
decorative)
that
they
have
tossed
around
might
say
"Join
Now!"
or
"Hentai
Key"
or
"Enter
this
site
if
you
like
to
eat
hairy
man-ass!!" But,
as
we've
said
before,
we
don't
really
"get"
Hentai.
Maybe
it's
a
cultural
difference.
So
much
of
it
just
seems
weird:
the
zany
sense
of
humour,
the
fantasy/science
fiction
elements,
the
non-stop
panty
fetish,
the
faces
with
huge
fishbowl
eyes
and
tiny
dart-like
noses,
the
almost
expressionistic
artsy
touches
like
the
slowly
falling
drop
of
water
juxtaposed
with
a
dildo
screaming
towards
a
guy's
asshole
. .
.
sure
it's
weird
and
different,
but
do
people
get
off
to
it?
Is
this
stuff
really
so
popular,
even
in
Japan?
Maybe
there's
some
sort
of
dietary
explanation
for
all
the
tentacle
stuff,
but
beyond
that
we're
at a
loss. Of
course
if
you're
reading
this
you're
probably
not
interested
in
such
speculation.
You're
a
Hentai
fan
and
you
want
to
download
some
movies.
There
are
also
a
lot
of
artwork
and
comic
pages/sites
as
well
in
this
network,
but
movies
is
what
you're
paying
the
big
bucks
for.
Well,
in
that
case
you've
come
to
the
right
place.
Yes,
some
of
the
850
or
so
sites
they
have
suck.
And
yes
there
is
duplication,
as
with
any
network.
But
you
will
find
a
shitload
of
content
here.
The
main
problem
is
navigation.
Good
fucking
luck
finding
your
way
around,
or
doing
a
search.
It's
just
not
going
to
work.
You
pretty
much
just
have
to
keep
browsing,
browsing,
browsing.
Your
best
bet
is
to
troll
through
the
separate
sites.
The
top
menu
bar
doesn't
seem
to
work
that
well.
The
sites
are
either
Free
(which
is
to
say,
not
very
good),
or
"GT."
We
must
have
missed
what
GT
stands
for,
if
anything.
But
they
are
the
premium
sites.
Once
you
find
what
you
want
it's
usually
pretty
good
quality
(videos
are
typically
640x480,
in
various
formats),
though
be
forewarned
that
the
files
are
usually
very
large
and
download
speeds
can
be
an
issue
(as
the
other
reviews
below
also
testify).
Some
of
the
movies
are
in
Japanese,
some
have
subtitles,
and
some
are
dubbed.
It's
really
a
mix.
Extras
include
a
lot
of
picture
galleries
and
games,
some
of
which
are
actually
worth
checking
out.
Given
that
it
is a
network
we
were
confused
by
what
the
actual
update
schedule
was
and
how
much
stuff
was
"exclusive."
But
we're
not
sure
it
matters. Kind
of
hard
to
fix
a
mark
on
this.
Like
a
lot
of
networks
it's
a
mess,
and
the
meat
of
it
basically
consists
of
the
over
130 DVDs
they've
burned
(and
which
the
tour
lists
for
you).
On
the
other
hand,
it
does
have
a
lot
of
stuff,
in
good
formats,
and
the
fact
is
the
other
Hentai
sites
out
there
really
blow.
If
we
were
big
Hentai
lovers
(which
we
aren't),
this
would
be
the
pick
of
the
crop.
Maybe
that
means
they're
getting
such
a
high
mark
based
on
their
position
relative
to
the
rest
of
this
niche,
but
we
can't
blame
them
for
that. |
