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No,
these
aren't
just
any
teens!
These
are
teens
with
adjectives!
They
are
"Young
&
Sweet
Innocent
Hot
Nude
Teen
Honeys"!
They
are
"Blonde
Innocent
Young
Nude
Teens
Amateur"!
Yowsa!
Are
we
ever
stoked
for
a
good
time!
As
soon
as
we
get
in
the
members
area
we
check
out
the
latest
"News
and
Updates".
Apparently
the
site
has
just
recently
launched:
"Hey,
all
you
guys
and
gals
teen
enthusiasts!
Join
us
for
the
number
one
debut
of
our
outrageous
of
the
premiere
teensite
on
the
web:
Hot
Teen
Honeys! Cum
on
in
and
tell
us
how
much
we
love
you
and
we'll
show
you
how,
sir.
Whatever
you
we
can
do,
it
will
our
pleasure!"
Oh
you
sexy
girls!
I
will
you
can
do
learn
English
write
please! OK,
let's
go
down
the
menu.
First
up:
Journal.
We
read
about
some
of
the
girls
here.
They
were
named
"Honey",
"Cherry"
and
"Hot
Chocolate"
(and
no,
Hot
Chocolate
isn't
black).
This
is
not
a
journal.
It
has
one
picture
of
each
of
the
girls
and
a
silly
bit
of
ghost-writing
telling
us
"a
bit
about"
them.
That
should
keep
you
occupied
for
about
fifteen
seconds
. .
. Next
up
is
"Flirt
4
Free
/
Live
Sex
Chat."
We
assume
this
is a
plug-in
so
we
ignore
it. Next:
"Hot
Photos".
Thirteen
pages
of 3
galleries
each.
Solo
posing.
None
of
the
pictures
appeared
to
be exclusive
and
the
quality
is
below
average. Size
is
around
600x900
and
the
resolution
isn't
great. Seeing
as
it
doesn't
take
us
long
to
look
at
these
we'll
just
move
on
to
the
next
item.
And
it
looks
like
it's
going
to
be a
good
one:
"Creampie
Movies"! We
click
on
the
link
and
see
that
these
are
being
brought
to
us
by
"WorldWideFeeds.com",
which
features
over
50
channels
of
streaming
video! Maybe
some
of
them
feature
creampies.
But
we
couldn't
tell
you
since
we've
already
moved
on
to .
. . "Nasty
Stories"!
And
here
we
have
to
register
a
complaint.
This
is
false
advertising.
There
is
only
one
story
here
(though
more
are
apparently
on
the
way).
It
is
called
"Marty's
Bad
Day."
We
wonder
for
a
moment
if
Marty
could
possibly
be
having
a
worse
day
than
we
are.
Seeing
as
he
gets
to
fuck
"the
sweetest
little
18-year-old
baby
in
the
whole,
wide,
world"
we
kind
of
doubt
it.
You
fucking
bastard
Marty. Oh
well
. .
.
Next! "Promote
Us."
This
allows
you
to
join
the
affiliate
program.
For
Webmasters
only.
We
didn't
join. "Store."
A
link
to a
DVD
retailer. And
there
you
are!
It
probably
took
us
longer
to
write
this
review
than
we
spent
browsing
this
site.
Just
to
re-cap:
seems
like
no
exclusive
content
(aside
from
the
story),
no
indication
of
any
updates
happening,
no
video
except
for
the
third-party
streams,
no
interaction,
just
some
softcore
galleries
of
around
20
pictures
each.
Yours
for
only
$24.95
a
month. Enjoy!
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