| Review:
I
Love
You
Mya
isn't
the
lovie-dovie
kind
of
site
the
url
might
lead
you
to
think
it
is.
In
fact,
a
more
accurate,
descriptive
name
would
be
"You're
So
Hot
Mya,
I
Want
to
Stick
Your
Head
in
the
Toilet
and
Make
You
Suck
My
Cock
Till
You
Gag."
But
that
would
be
kind
of
long. Mya's
site
is
part
of
The
Hardcore
Network,
which
features
a
good
mix
of
exclusive
and
licensed
material,
with
the
exclusive
stuff
(like
this
site)
presented
in
HD
(1440x1080,
3500
kb/s),
and
tending
to
the
more
extreme
end
of
the
porn
spectrum.
I
Love
You
Mya
is
typical.
She's
a
freaky
alt-chick
with
tattoos
down
one
arm
and
all
over
her
back
who
likes
odd
stuff
like
taking
XL
dildos
up
her
ass,
messy
and
rough
sex,
choking,
ass
smoothies,
and
swirlies
(this
latter
being
where
she
gets
her
head
stuffed
in a
toilet
while
giving
a
blowjob). Despite
the
high
price
and
the
lack
of
content
(only
22
videos
when
we
visited,
though
it
hadn't
been
going
for
very
long),
we're
giving
this
a
decent
score
for
three
reasons: (1)
Extreme
content
is
always
a
bit
pricey.
Of
course,
whether
you
think
things
like
ass
smoothies
and
swirlies
are
worth
it
is
another
question. (2)
The
video
quality
is,
as
advertised,
very
good.
There
are
three
download
options,
with
the
best
being
1440x1080
and
3500
kb/s.
(The
worst,
in
case
you're
wondering,
is
360x270
and
700
kb/s).
Our
only
complaint
about
this,
and
it's
hard
to
complain
about
HD
video,
is
that
--
like
all
the
other
sites
in
this
network
--
they
don't
split
the
movies
up
into
shorter
clips.
So
you
might
have
to
download
a
700
meg
file. (3)
You
do
get
the
rest
of
The
Hardcore
Network,
which
updates
frequently
and
has
a
lot
of
pretty
good
stuff
(other
sites
under
review
include
the
aforementioned
Ass
Smoothie
and
the
vintage
porn
site
Golden
Hardcore).
As
we
said
earlier
it's
a
good
mix
of
exclusive
and
licensed
content.
And
even
some
of
the
licensed
stuff
we
hadn't
seen
before.
The
main
thing
we'd
like
to
see
from
this
site
is
more
content.
Even
if
it's
not
super-extreme
novelty
porn.
The
video
index
definitely
needs
to
beef
up.
As
it
is
now,
some
of
the
movies
they
have
don't
even
have
much
sex
in
them,
being
more
like
interviews.
And
yet
for
a
performer
site
there
isn't
a
whole
lot
of
personality
either.
At
least
we
didn't
see
where
there
was
much
interaction
going
on.
If
we're
going
to
love
this
chick
we're
going
to
have
to
get
to
know
her
a
bit
better
than
this. |
