| Review:
(Note:
After
our
review
they
added
"the
first
middle-eastern
themed
reality
site"
to
their
line-up:
ArabStreetHookers.com.-Eds.)
"The
Most
Incredible
Site
To
Ever
Hit
The
Net!"
Well,
they
have
to
call
it something
don't
they?
What
it
is
really
is a
network
of
amateur
"reality
porn"
sites.
We're
reviewing
all
of
them
together
here
mainly
because
(1)
we're
lazy;
and
(2)
they
are
all
very
similar. The
similarity
really
got
to
us
after
a
while.
In
the
first
place
most
of
the
scenes
appear
to
have
been
shot
in
hotel
rooms.
Secondly,
the
talent
across
the
network
is
the
same.
In
other
words,
the
same
girl
you
saw
in
Cum
Brushers
you'll
likely
see
again
on
Big
Tits
Curvy
Asses,
and
again
on
Daddy
I'm
a
Whore,
etc.,
etc.
And
finally
even
the
gimmicks
that
you
might
think
set
each
site
apart
cross
over
as
well.
Thus
at
the
end
of a
scene
appearing
on
Daddy
I'm
a
Whore
you'll
see
the
girl
brushing
her
teeth
with
cum,
which
is
the
whole
point
of
Cum
Brushers.
And
on
Cum
Brushers
you'll
see
The
Amputee
(who
has
his
own
site
in
this
network)
getting
his
dick
sucked.
And
all
of
the
sites
feature
the
same
business
of
writing
something
on
the
girl's
forehead
in
black
marker
at
the
end
of
the
scene.
A
gimmick,
we
might
add,
that
didn't
do
much
for
us
the
first
time
we
saw
it,
much
less
the
tenth.
Another
knock
we
had
against
this
network
has
to
be,
and
we
only
reluctantly
say
this,
the
quality
of
the
models.
Yes,
there
are
a
few
hotties.
We
especially
enjoyed
seeing
Sarah
Stone
getting
her
big
tits
fucked
and
sucking
cock
like
she
was
possessed.
Now
there's
a
woman
we
would
love
to
have
all to
ourselves
in a
cheap
hotel
room.
But
for
the
most
part
the
girls
here--mainly
Latinas--are
not
very
attractive.
They
also
go
by a
confusing
bunch
of
made-up
names
that
seem
to
have
been
designed
to
take
advantage
of
misspellings
in
search
engine
traffic.
Here,
for
example,
you
will
see
the
likes
of
"Kianna
Patrick,"
"Lindsey
Dawn,"
"Jenna
La
Haze,"
"Vanessa
Del,"
and
the
absurd
"Jesban
Jameson"
(Jesban?
What
kind
of a
first
name
is
that?).
There
are
also
celebrity
and
otherwise
newsworthy
names
that
play
the
same
game:
"Serina
Williams,"
"Jenn
Lopes,"
"Dina
Richards,"
and,
yes,
believe
it
or
not,
"Saba
bin
Laden."
Anyway,
here's
the
line-up
of
sites
they
had
when
we
visited.
These
are
external
links
that
will
take
you
to
the
sites
in
question. Big
Tits
Curvy
Asses Coeds
Love
Big
Dicks Cum
Brushers Daddy
I'm
a
Whore Human
Toilet
Bowls I
Love
Black
Cum Midget
Cum Mom's
a
Cheater The
Amputee The
Boss
XXX The
niches
being
served
are
pretty
obvious.
But
the
real
novelty
stuff
was
a
bit
of a
let
down,
and
isn't
quite
as
wild
as
we
were
hoping.
Example
1:
In
Cum
Brushers
the
girls
all
seemed
to
swallow
the
cum
loads
first,
and then
brush
their
teeth
(with
a
toothbrush
that
even
has
the
Cum
Brushers
logo
on
it).
So
we
didn't
really
see
them
as
brushing
their
teeth
with
cum.
It
looks
mainly
like
spit.
Example
2:
In
Daddy
I'm
a
Whore
there
are
only
some
brief
references
to
the
model's
father
in
the
pre-interview,
and
then
some
trash
talk
about
"daddy"
while
fucking.
We
wanted
to
see
them
fucking
with
their
father
right
there
in
the
room
watching
them,
and
maybe
jerking
off
while
their
slutty
daughter
says
things
like
"Look
at
what
a
slutty
whore
I am
Daddy!"
Now
THAT
would
be
fucking
hot!
Sick
and
twisted
yes,
but
definitely
hot.
They
advertise
"Dad's
Worst
Nightmare
[and
greatest
secret
fantasy]
Comes
True!"
But
really
they
don't
play
up
this
angle
enough.
Example
3:
Yes,
The
Amputee
is a
black
guy
named
Pedro
with
a
stump
for
a
leg.
And
the
midget
is .
. .
well,
a midget
(with
a
big
dick).
The
midget
is
kind
of
funny.
But,
especially
with
regard
to
the
amputee,
we
were
sort
of
wondering
"so
what?"
Once
the
novelty
factor
wears
off,
it's
pretty
ordinary
stuff.
(Of
course,
if
midgets
or
amputees
are
a
fetish
of
yours
then
that's
another
story.)
Example
4:
Human
Toilet
Bowls
isn't
a
watersports
site.
It's
just
girls
doing
the
usual
dirty
stuff--gagging,
etc.--often
with
that
stupid
toilet-bowl-lid-around-the-neck
prop
you've
probably
seen
elsewhere. Most
of
the
sites
here
update
weekly,
with
Cum
Brushers
hitting
you
with
daily
updates.
It's
a
straight
video
site
and
the
picture
galleries
are
just
screenshots
from
the
video.
The
video
itself
is
pretty
well
shot
for
this
niche,
and
the
quality
is
good
at
1100
kb/s,
400x300
(both
Windows
Media
and
QuickTime
formats
available).
Each
movie
is
broken
down
into
short
clips,
or
you
can
download
the
full
scene.
Navigation
is
pretty
basic,
just
the
usual
model
index
of
headshots.
We
had
one
aggravation
moment
when
downloading
the
aforementioned
Sarah
Stone's
Daddy
I'm
a
Whore
movie.
There
were
apparently
four
clips
for
download,
but
when
we
grabbed
them
it
turned
out
that
they
only
had
two
up
that
were
then
both
duplicated.
So
the
middle
section
and
the
end
of
the
scene
were
missing,
despite
having
thumbnails
illustrating
them.
Arrrrrrrrrrrghhh! OK,
in
our
opinion
this
isn't
in
the
same
league
yet
as All
Sites
Access
or Bang
Bros.
Network.
But
. .
.
they
do
have
a
lot
of exclusive
stuff,
update
2-3
times
daily,
and
the
movies
look
good.
They
also
score
some
originality
points
for
the
toothbrush
thing
and
the
amputee
guy
and
the
midget
(but
nothing
for
the
writing
on
the
forehead
shtick).
It's
definitely
pricey,
and
goes
for
quantity
over
quality
as
far
as
production
values
go,
but
we
would
recommend
it
for
fans
of
this
sort
of
sleazy
action
who
are
also
really
into
Latinas.
Because
lots
of
sleazy
ethnic
smut
is
exactly
what
you're
going
to
get. |
