| Review:
"Jean Swing" (what's in a name?) is a Kentucky swinger
who has been online with her own site and twice-weekly cam show since 1999
(which is a
long time in this biz). Like a lot of swinging amateurs, Jean gets by
with a little help from her friends. In fact, this site is just part of a
very good network of amateur sites you get access to with one
membership. There is some crossover. The main members entry page for
each site has links to all the others and a rundown of what's new. Given that the price is pretty reasonable anyway, the whole
package is quite a deal. We try to review each site individually, but
here is a list of the other sites available when we visited, with brief descriptions of
what you can expect. Overall, the layout and quality is pretty
consistent. All of the girls specialize in taking creampies. If you're
really not into that, you should probably keep surfing.
Devin's
Desire:
swinging redhead, a little tamer than the other sites.
Absolute
Kim: femdom/cuckold hubby, peeing (she even uses her husband as a toilet
slave!), gaping, interracial, cumplay--quite a fetish overload. This is
a pretty heavy site. See here
for our full review.
Sex
and Muscles: a blonde hardbody named Mariah takes creampies. See here
for our full review.
Wife
Breeders: married white woman gets fucked by a bunch of black guys.
See here for our full
review.
Anna's
Funhouse: quirky amateur who does just about everything with anyone.
See here for our full
review.
Other sites on the list we didn't check out include: 18
Amy, Alannah
Miles and Diamond Pierce
(Note: This last is no longer accepting new members.)
We should also make some general comments about these sites. We
thought the best were Jean Swing, Absolute Kim and Anna's Funhouse.
Expect loads of personality from each of these girls. The content is all
gonzo amateur, with lots of swinging, interracial action, and creampies.
Layout is pretty similar across the board. The video is usually
available in high and low res formats, but sometimes there isn't a big
difference. The dial-up files go from 80 to 200 kb/s. The broadband
clips usually play in the 400-500 kb/s range. So no crystal clear DVD-quality
movies. Even the best videos tend to pixelate a bit if there's a lot of
movement. The movies aren't expensive, professional productions, but
they are nasty and usually a lot of fun. Everyone seems to be having a
good time.
Now back to Jean.
JeanSwing.com is very much an amateur site. What this means is that
you are going to see some real people fucking. Don't expect any
play-acting or funny costumes. There is no set-up. You just jump right
in. The action is raw, as this description of one of the scenes, taken
at random, will
indicate:
[close-up of Rich fucking Jean, the sound of his balls slapping
her ass is very loud]
Jean: Oh yeah, come in my pussy. I'm a naughty little slut . . .
oooh yeah, oooh yeah, etc. . . .
[Rich busts a nut in Jean]
Jean: Oh yeah, come on baby . . .
[Rich withdraws, and judging from the wheezing on the audio he is
close to having a heart attack. The camera zooms in on Jean's
cream-filled pussy.]
Kim's Voice: Alright, look at all that white cream. Oh my
goodness.
Jean: You want to suck the rest out?
[Male Voice tells Jean to spread her legs.]
Jean: I want to wait until she gets underneath there, because
there's a whole bunch more in there and I want to dump it out on her.
Male Voice: I hope she's hungry.
Jean [to Kim]: And it's all for you.
[Jean squats over Kim's face and a glob of cum falls out.]
Male Voice: Right in her eye!
Jean: Wow, look at all that cum on your face.
Male Voice: There's a lot of cum in there. A lot.
[Kim wipes the cum off her face with a towel.]
Jean: She had to wipe off some of it. It started going into her
eyeball.
Etc.
We're happy to say the producers of this video didn't try to add the
annoying "touch of class" music (which in most amateur sites
just means having the radio turned on in the background). There's no
point trying to pretty this stuff up.
The above scene (which runs for a little over five minutes) is pretty
typical. The action on this site usually involves some kind of messy
creampie action. Jean even takes multiple creampies and then has the spunk
eaten out of her "shithole" (lots of class with the language).
But you can expect a range of other material
too, including lesbian strap-on, interracial, and group sex. The clips are
available in both dial-up and highspeed formats, and the best offer a decent
picture (around 500 kb/s at the high end). As noted, the production values are pretty
minimal. Lighting is
often hit-and-miss, and you better not expect
anything interesting done with camera placement or editing. The same can
be said for a lot of the pics, which are just stills taken during the filming of
the videos (yes, you can see the flashes going off). Pic quality is what
you'd expect: They're a good size, but they're just snaps. Expect a lot
of close-ups.
You can also expect quite a bit of content. 77 videos for download
(though some of the older ones look kind of shaky). The pics are sorted
into various galleries: 46 boy-girl, 40 girl-girl, 63 group (you can see
where the emphasis is), 14 miscellaneous, 25 solo. And in addition you
get a fairly large archive of cam show stills.
The layout, which we complained about after our first visit, seems to
be simpler now. It's pretty easy to get around and move between the
different sites in the network. Along with all the other sites you get with your membership (see
above), you also get access to a couple of cam networks and some
licensed material.
The personal touch is evident throughout all of the sites. These
girls (or couples) attend a lot of barmeets and conventions as well as
interacting with members on their cam shows and message boards. It's one
of the reasons we love amateurs.
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