| Review:
To
be
honest,
we
thought
we
were
really
going
to
hate
this
site
when
we
first
logged
in.
It's
kind
of
confusing
and
makes
you
feel
like
you're
drowning
in
"bonus"
material.
But
after
a
while
it
started
to
grow
on
us.
It's
nothing
special,
but
it
is a
fair
value
when
you
factor
in
all
you
get
with
your
membership.
It
just
took
us a
while
to
come
to
that
conclusion.
The
first
thing
to
say
is
that
Jizz
Jerk
is
just
one
part
of a
network
of
"sites"
(we
put
it
in
quotation
marks
because
they're
more
like
different
content
areas
than
separate
sites)
covering
a
variety
of
niches
(teen,
hairy,
bbw,
female
ejaculation,
peeing,
big
cocks,
she-males,
etc.),
though
none
of
them
represents
its
niche
very
thoroughly.
It's
more
like
a
sampler.
The
confusion
starts
when
you
realize
that
they
give
these
sites
a
bewildering,
and
sometimes
downright
misleading
bunch
of
names
that
are
dropped
as
soon
as
you
get
into
the
members
area.
Once
inside
you
just
navigate
the
network
by
way
of a
menu
that
directs
you
to
the
different
niches
and
you
can
pretty
much
forget
about
the
name
of
the
site
you
joined.
So,
for
example,
if
you
got
a
membership
to
HirsuteGirls.com
or
WildHairyGirls.com
you'd
find
that
they
both
have
the
same
members
area,
where
they
simply
go
by
the
name
"Hairy".
Most
of
the
time
this
makes
sense,
though
sometimes
you
end
up
in
the
Twilight
Zone.
WackyInsertions.com
seems
to
be
part
of
an
older
version
of
the
network,
and
the
link
takes
you
to
an
area
called
BizarreSexPictures.com,
which
doesn't
seem
to
have
anything
to
do
with
insertions
at
all,
wacky
or
otherwise.
OK,
if
you're
with
us
so
far
then
you
won't
be
surprised
to
find
out
that
Jizz
Jerk
is
the
content
area
labeled
"Handjobs".
None
of
the
material
is
exclusive,
but
it's
not
a
bad
little
collection.
In
general
the
content
in
each
of
the
different
areas
has
some
kind
of
connection
to
the
label,
though
you
should
watch
out
in
some
cases.
ExtremeClits.com,
despite
the
pics
on
the
site
tour,
didn't
seem
to
have
any
big
clit
action.
It's
just
the
content
area
called
"Clits",
and
yes
indeed
all
the
models
in
this
area
do
in
fact
have
clits.
That's
it.
Same
with
UltimateNipples.com.
It's
just
a
tit
site.
These
niches
aren't
really
being
serviced.
None
of
this
makes
browsing
all
that
easy.
If
you
want
pornstars
you
can
try
clicking
on
the
Pornstars
label,
but
that
takes
you
to a
site
with
such
generic
video
as
"Brunette
Fucking",
"Office
Porn",
"Teen
Pornstar"
and
the
ever
popular
"Pornstar
Fuck".
Some
nice
Belladonna
clips,
but
you'll
also
find
clips
of
her
over
in
the
"Hardcore"
area.
That's
the
way
it
works.
The
labeling
is
next
to
useless.
The
"Fetish"
site
had
a
lot
of
stuff
that
was
just
softcore
glam
posing.
One
set
labeled
as
"BDSM
Content"
(they
even
have
graphics
of a
pair
of
handcuffs)
had a
girl
taking
a
bath
and
playing
with
a
cigar.
Go
figure.
Each
site
has
the
same
simple
layout,
with
easy
navigation
among
the
different
sites.
There
are
two
main
areas:
movies
and
pics
(along
with
a
bunch
of
feeds
and
extras).
As
noted,
none
of
this
material
is
exclusive.
The
video
picture
size
is
small
(320x240,
and
looks
smaller
because
some
of
it
is
letterboxed
within
that
frame),
but
doesn't
look
too
bad
with
500-600
kb/s
playback
(with
some
sites
having
even
higher).
All
video
is .wmv
format.
The
way
it's
presented
makes
it
look
like
it's
all
streaming,
but
it
isn't.
If
you're
looking
for
the
download
function
it's
the
down
arrow
beside
the
video
screen.
Unfortunately
you
can
only
download
10-meg
clips,
which
kind
of
sucks
(since
full
scenes
only
run
around
10
minutes
anyway).
The
thumbnailing
is
also
pretty
shitty
so
you
might
want
to
actually
watch
the
stream
first
to
see
what
you're
getting.
The
photos
are
another
grab-bag.
Small
pics
that
you've
likely
seen
before.
Nothing
impressive.
Jizz
Jerk,
which
is
one
of
the
newer
sites,
actually
doesn't
even
have
a
photo
section
so
it's
obviously
not
something
they're
that
concerned
with.
There
were
34
"sites"
or
content
areas
when
we
visited,
with
quite
a
bit
of
variation
in
how
much
content
you
can
expect
in
each.
Jizz
Jerk
had
39
videos
total,
which
made
it
one
of
the
larger
areas.
Some
areas
only
had
two
or
three
videos.
On
average
there
were
around
10
to
15
in
each
though.
So
if
you
take
the
membership
as a
whole
you're
getting
a
nice
little
package.
Obviously
we
weren't
blown
away
by
any
of
this.
The
presentation
was
unhelpful
at
best.
Individually
none
of
these
sites
are
anything
special.
They
have
no
exclusive
content,
the
video
quality
is
good
but
nothing
spectacular,
and
the
site
tours
can
be
quite
misleading.
In
fact
there's
a
lot
of
bullshit
in
the
packaging
throughout.
What
you
are
getting
is
referred
to
as
"exclusive",
"platinum
content",
and
"voted
#1",
none
of
which
means
anything.
Chances
are
you'll
end
up
spending
more
time
at
some
other
site
than
the
one
you
came
in
for.
But
at
least
that's
an
option.
You
do
get
quite
a
bit
of
stuff
with
your
membership,
and
it's
not
that
pricey
IF
you
don't
get
caught
with
a
rebill.
We're
sure
that
$1.95
trial
looks
mighty
tempting,
but
note
the
whopper
of a
rebill!
That
would
be
the
ass-fucking
of a
lifetime
to
pay
nearly
$40
for
this
stuff.
So
watch
out. |