Type of Site: Blowjobs
Address: www.jizzjerk.com 
Price: 
$1.95/1-day trial; $16.95/month (rebills at $38.21/month)* (package deal for a group of sites)
Date of Review: 
July, 2005
Pornreports Rating: 

    

Review:

To be honest, we thought we were really going to hate this site when we first logged in. It's kind of confusing and makes you feel like you're drowning in "bonus" material. But after  a while it started to grow on us. It's nothing special, but it is a fair value when you factor in all you get with your membership. It just took us a while to come to that conclusion.

The first thing to say is that Jizz Jerk is just one part of a network of  "sites" (we put it in quotation marks because they're more like different content areas than separate sites) covering a variety of niches (teen, hairy, bbw, female ejaculation, peeing, big cocks, she-males, etc.), though none of them represents its niche very thoroughly. It's more like a sampler. The confusion starts when you realize that they give these sites a bewildering, and sometimes downright misleading bunch of names that are dropped as soon as you get into the members area. Once inside you just navigate the network by way of a menu that directs you to the different niches and you can pretty much forget about the name of the site you joined. So, for example, if you got a membership to HirsuteGirls.com or WildHairyGirls.com you'd find that they both have the same members area, where they simply go by the name "Hairy". Most of the time this makes sense, though sometimes you end up in the Twilight Zone. WackyInsertions.com seems to be part of an older version of the network, and the link takes you to an area called BizarreSexPictures.com, which doesn't seem to have anything to do with insertions at all, wacky or otherwise.

OK, if you're with us so far then you won't be surprised to find out that Jizz Jerk is the content area labeled "Handjobs". None of the material is exclusive, but it's not a bad little collection. In general the content in each of the different areas has some kind of connection to  the label, though you should watch out in some cases. ExtremeClits.com, despite the pics on the site tour, didn't seem to have any big clit action. It's just the content area called "Clits", and yes indeed all the models in this area do in fact have clits. That's it. Same with UltimateNipples.com. It's just a tit site. These niches aren't really being serviced. None of this makes browsing all that easy. If you want pornstars you can try clicking on the Pornstars label, but that takes you to a site with such generic video as "Brunette Fucking", "Office Porn", "Teen Pornstar" and the ever popular "Pornstar Fuck". Some nice Belladonna clips, but you'll also find clips of her over in the "Hardcore" area. That's the way it works. The labeling is next to useless. The "Fetish" site had a lot of stuff that was just softcore glam posing. One set labeled as "BDSM Content" (they even have graphics of a pair of handcuffs) had a girl taking a bath and playing with a cigar. Go figure.

Each site has the same simple layout, with easy navigation among the different sites. There are two main areas: movies and pics (along with a bunch of feeds and extras). As noted, none of this material is exclusive. The video picture size is small (320x240, and looks smaller because some of it is letterboxed within that frame), but doesn't look too bad with 500-600 kb/s playback (with some sites having even higher). All video is .wmv format. The way it's presented makes it look like it's all streaming, but it isn't. If you're looking for the download function it's the down arrow beside the video screen. Unfortunately you can only download 10-meg clips, which kind of sucks (since full scenes only run around 10 minutes anyway). The thumbnailing is also pretty shitty so you might want to actually watch the stream first to see what you're getting.

The photos are another grab-bag. Small pics that you've likely seen before. Nothing impressive. Jizz Jerk, which is one of the newer sites, actually doesn't even have a photo section so it's obviously not something they're that concerned with.

There were 34 "sites" or content areas when we visited, with quite a bit of variation in how much content you can expect in each. Jizz Jerk had 39 videos total, which made it one of the larger areas. Some areas only had two or three videos. On average there were around 10 to 15 in each though. So if you take the membership as a whole you're getting a nice little package.

Obviously we weren't blown away by any of this. The presentation was unhelpful at best. Individually none of these sites are anything special. They have no exclusive content, the video quality is good but nothing spectacular, and the site tours can be quite misleading. In fact there's a lot of bullshit in the packaging throughout. What you are getting is referred to as "exclusive", "platinum content", and "voted #1", none of which means anything. Chances are you'll end up spending more time at some other site than the one you came in for. But at least that's an option. You do get quite a bit of stuff with your membership, and it's not that pricey IF you don't get caught with a rebill. We're sure that $1.95 trial looks mighty tempting, but note the whopper of a rebill! That would be the ass-fucking of a lifetime to pay nearly $40 for this stuff. So watch out.

Other Reviews of This Site:

---The Best Porn

Similar Sites Under Review: