| Review:
(Note:
After
we
did
this
review
the
Evil
Angel
network
did
a
major
re-design.
For
a
more
up-to-date
breakdown
of
what
you
get
and
how
it's
presented,
please
see
our
review
of
the
lead
site,
Buttman.com.-Eds.)
This
is
another
site
that's
part
of
the
Evil
Angel
network
which
means,
like
the
others,
it's
mainly
an
archive
of
scenes
drawn
from
a
bunch
of
Evil
Angel
DVDs.
In
this
case
they
all
come
from
movies
directed
by
Jonni
Darkko
(note:
not
his
real
name!),
a
former
fashion
photographer
who
went
on
to
become
the
auteur
behind
such
series
as Boob
Bangers,
Angels
of
Debauchery,
and Bet
Your
Ass
(all
of
which
are
represented
here). There's
not
much
new
to
report
here
beyond
what
we've
said
about
most
of
the
other
sites
in
this
network
(which,
for
the
record,
includes
BlackPipeLayers.com,
Buttman,
ChristophsBigNaturalTits.com,
Euro-Angels.com,
GapingAngels.com,
and
RoccoSiffredi.com).
As
usual
the
action
is
intense
and
very
hardcore.
Maybe
a
little
less
in-your-face
than
over
at
Buttman,
but
still
quite
heavy.
Going
through
all
of
these
Evil
Angel
sites
together
we're
noticing
a
few
common
denominators,
a
"house
style"
if
you
will.
Like
how
none
of
the
EA
directors
seem
to
want
to
show
the
faces
of
their
male
talent.
It's
not
POV,
just
very
focused
on
the
girl.
It
also
means
there's
relatively
very
little
pussy-eating
going
on.
Unless,
of
course,
another
girl
is
doing
it.
But
this
is
by
the
way.
First
the
basics:
70
scenes
were
up
when
we
visited.
They
have
a
bunch
of
them
labeled
"latest
updates"
but
nothing
is
dated
so
we're
unsure
if
it's
actually
updating.
Layout
is
the
same
as
all
the
other
EA
sites.
Each
clip
is
broken
down
into
a
bunch
of
short
clips,
or
you
can
also
download
a
full-length
scene
for
some
of
the
newer
movies.
Here's
what's
different
about
this
site
though:
It's
using
Windows
Media
throughout
(most
of
the
other
EA
sitse
use
QuickTime
for
the
short
clips).
We
downloaded
one
of
the
"high-res"
clips
and
were
surprised
that
it
only
played
back
at
320x240
and
400
kb/s.
We
figured
the
link
must
have
been
incorrectly
labeled
so
we
downloaded
several
more
and
found
the
same.
This
made
us
wonder:
If
that
was
the
high-res
version,
how
bad
was
the
low-res?
It's
190x140
with
a
bit
rate
of
40
kb/s.
Ouch!
Holy
fucking
shit.
That's
some
of
the
worst
video
we've
seen
in
years!
Even
modem
users
will
be
disgusted.
Why
even
bother?
And
why
don't
they
have
the
same
quality
high-res
stuff
as
the
other
sites
in
the
network? Not
much
else
going
on
beside
the
archive.
The
main
extra
is
the
"Music"
section.
This
is
introduced
as
follows:
"Jonni
Darkko's
porno
stands
above
the
rest
because
of
his
music.
Drum,
bass,
and
other
ambient
beats
set
the
mood
for
his
erotic,
sensual,
and
sometimes
hardcore
scenes."
Sometimes
hardcore?
OK,
we
raised
a
collective
eyebrow
at
that.
What
you
have
here
is
the
chance
to
download
as
mp3
files
a
bunch
of
the
background
mood
music
for
some
of
Jonni's
movies.
Four
albums
worth
of
it,
titled
Best
of
Darkko
1-4
(we're
not
sure
if
they're
available
in
stores).
It's
all
that
electronic
remix
sort
of
stuff.
But
since
chances
are
you're
not
joining
this
site
for
the
music
. .
. As
with
all
the
other
Evil
Angel
sites,
we
loved
the
content.
Unfortunately
there
is
less
content
here,
we're
not
sure
about
the
update
schedule,
and
the
video
quality
is
really
inferior.
As
the
whole
network
is
currently
being
re-engineered,
we
suspect
this
situation
will
be
corrected.
But
as
of
the
time
of
this
review,
we
couldn't
help
but
be
disappointed. |
