| Review:
JANUARY
2007
RE-VISIT
This
is a
very
brief
update
to
our
ancient
review
from
2003.
After
our
2003
review
we
did
a
2006
review
of
the 4Real
Amateurs
network,
of
which
this
is a
part.
We
liked
the
fact
that
we
were
getting
an
extended
network
along
with
our
membership,
but
didn't
like
the
fact
that
the
site
had
switched
over
to
streaming-only
video,
which
was
standard
for
the
4Real
Amateurs
network
at
that
time.
Subsequent
to
that
review,
the
network
canned
the
streaming-only
thing
and
allowed
you
to
download
the
video.
Except,
for
some
strange
reason,
with
this
site!
We
can't
figure
that
one
out.
The
fact
is,
Joy
appears
on
several
other
sites
that
are
part
of
this
network
(especially
paired
with
her
buddy
Angelique
LeClair)
and
you
can
download
those
clips.
So
why
not
these?
There
was
one
movie
available
for
download
here
when
we
visited
this
time,
a
big
one
of a
lesbian
pool
orgy
(that's
pool
as
in
swimming
pool).
The
rest
you
couldn't
save.
Bullshit.
Otherwise
everything
is
pretty
much
the
same
as
it
was
three
years
ago.
In
fact
they
don't
seem
to
have
changed
anything
about
the
site's
layout
at
all.
The
sort
of
material
seems
the
same
as
well.
Lots
of
blowjob
and
girl-girl
action.
Quite
a
bit
of
peeing
too,
if
that's
your
thing.
But
we
were
disappointed
in
the
video
quality.
It
doesn't
seem
to
have
improved
in
the
last
three
years
either.
Which
is a
major
bummer.
The
video
we
saw
here,
even
the
recent
stuff,
was
blurry
and
small.
There
is,
however,
quite
a
lot
of
stuff.
Joy
is
up
to
210
videos
and
259
photo
sets.
And
she
is
still
updating
quite
regularly
(i.e.,
every
week).
Don't
bother
with
the
diary
though.
That
hasn't
had
a
post
in
over
a
year.
DECEMBER
2003
REVIEW
Joy Swallows is the homepage of a cute French-Canadian blonde with a
sweet hardbody (you should see her flex her butt muscles in a fishnet
bodystocking!), a pierced tongue, and a pretty much do-anything
attitude. According to her bio she got her start as a Budweiser bikini girl
before moving on to become a gang-bangin' swinger and cam girl. It all
makes sense to us.
Navigation is very simple. A menu frame on the left gives you the options. Joy is part of a cam show network
(SexCam Central) so there's a link to that. She
also has a diary and a short bio. The other extras are pretty much the
usual (there is an Amateur Magazine, but the link wouldn't work for us).
So let's move on to the only two sections you're really interested
in.
Bonus T&A and Magazine?
Personal Ads and Live Feeds?
My Store and Games?
Just kidding.
XXX Pics and Video Clips:
Yes, the pics and the vids. The meat and potatoes of any porn
site.
The pics come in five categories: My Pics (solo), My Nasty Pics
(still solo, but a bit of kink), Girl-Girl, Cock
Loving, and Swinging (expect a lot of crossover between these last
two--and since Joy isn't married, is it really swinging anyway?).
Basically the same categories are used for the videos.
We'll start with the good news. There is a lot of Joy to swallow. She has well over 100 videos, most of them
substantial (15-25 megs was the
typical range, though the more recent files seem to be getting even
longer). Formats are .wmv and RealPlayer. The picture galleries are also very well
stocked, with most galleries spreading over several pages. And updates
are occurring weekly.
The variety of material is also nice. Joy is a real discovery, with a
special talent for blow-jobs. Nice tongue and lip action. We notice she
has a nice wide mouth. Apparently some other people noticed too, because
in one scene she fits three cocks in it at once. In addition to her
"cock loving" talents, Joy also does a bit of light fetish
(peeing, bondage, dp's), lesbian and group sex, and lots of toy play.
She's definitely a hardcore gal.
Our biggest disappointment was with the pics. Some of these seemed to
just be vidcaps from the movies. And even the more professional ones
were much too small. We saw some stuff we really liked, but they just
weren't big enough to bother saving.
The videos are better. But they did give us a scare at first. We
tried right-clicking and got a message saying: "Sorry, Downloading Videos
is not Allowed! Thank you" Well, normally this would get us
pretty mad. No downloads? But the thing is, you can download all the
videos. You just can't download by right-clicking them. What's the point
of that?
As noted, the video files are pretty large. Playback is average, with
good picture size and quality. The newer ones tend to be better.
Production is hit and miss, with a lot of variation (the thing about
these swinger get-togethers is you never know who's going to get stuck
holding the camera). There is very little editing. Some scenes are
limited to a stationary camera position. Many movies didn't seem to have
any sound at all. And why doesn't Joy talk more? That's something we
really missed.
There's a lot of good stuff here, but also a few missed
opportunities. One creampie scene ends with the guy still inside her!
Dude, you have to pull out and then get a close-up of the cum running
out of her pussy. That's how you shoot a creampie.
Well, this is an amateur site. And we love them for it. For now
though it's clear that the real talent is in front of the camera.
We'd recommend this site for fans of hardcore swinging
amateurs. Joy is hot and has a lot of personal content. The pics are
disappointing, but the video clips are quite generous.
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