| Review:
Just
Coeds. But
wait!
That
should
read:
"Just
Coeds:
from
coeds
to
milfs
and
more!"
Or,
as
the
title
bar
has
it,
"coeds
chicks
[sic],
amatures
[sic],
and
MILFs." Well,
which
is
it?
Is
it just
coeds,
or
is
it
MILFs,
or
is
it
"amatures,"
or
is
it
something
"more"?
Or
is
it
something
less?
Something
less. This
site
comes
courtesy
of
the
team
who
do
the
just
average
Amateur
Canada
and
the
below
average
Night
Club
Girls.
You
can
join
Night
Club
Girls
for
an
extra
$9 a
month
when
you
sign-up
here,
or
get
the
whole
package
(all
three
sites)
for
"one
damn
price"
(that
is,
$24.95/month)
over
at www.adultaccess.ca
(external
link--and
this
is
not
meant
as a
recommendation). What
you're
getting
here
are 30
video
clips,
all
in
Windows
format.
They
run
anywhere
from
10
to
45
minutes
(though
usually
at
the
high
end
of
that
scale). Each
scene
is
split
into
short
clips
of
around
25
megs
each.
They're
all
320x240
and
700
kb/s,
but
don't
look
as
good
as
that
for
some
reason
(and
they
look
terrible
when
you
try
to take
them
up
to fullscreen).
Is
any
of
it
exclusive?
We
couldn't
tell
you.
They
never
say
it
is,
and
we
recognized
a
lot
of
the
girls
as
refugees
from
various
reality
porn
sites.
But
really,
it
hardly
matters
does
it?
It's
all
totally
generic.
Each
of
the
clips
seems
to
have
been
shot
in
the
same
house
(white
walls,
gray
couch,
black
curtains
and
blinds
on
the
window),
with
a handheld
camera
and
the
usual
annoying
voice-over
from
the
camera
guy.
Why
do
they
even
bother
with
this
shit? Stunt
Dick/Camera
Guy:
So,
uh,
I
understand
you
like
sex.
"Lexi":
I
love
sex.
SD:
You
do
don't
you?
Lexi:
Oh
yeah.
SD:
You
like
giving
blowjobs?
Lexi:
I
love
sucking
cock
. .
.
SD:
Well
you're
going
to
suck
my
fucking
cock
today.
Lexi:
. .
.
licking
balls
and
. .
. uh
. .
.
every
other
thing
. .
.
known
to
man.
SD:
Hnn.
Yeah.
You
like
to
get
fucked
huh?
Lexi:
Oh
yeah. Etc.,
etc. And
that's
it!
There
is a
photo
section,
but
they
are
all
just
vidcaps,
and
not
even
very
good
vidcaps
at
that
(you
can
check
out
the
quality
for
yourself
on
the
site
tour).
You almost
get
the
sense
they
aren't
even
trying
with
this
site,
what
with
the
lousy
writing
and
spelling
and
everything
else.
They
even
take
small
thumbnail
images
and
blow
them
up
out
of
proportion
for
the
large
thumbnails,
which
distorts
them
so
much
the
girls
look
like
monsters
(and
they
aren't
exactly
the
best
of
the
best
to
begin
with).
There's
just
no
excuse
for
stuff
like
this:
Updates?
We're
not
sure.
There
is
no
update
schedule
posted.
They
did
add
one
clip
during
the
time
we
were
checking
it
out
though,
for
what
that's
worth. Extra
irritation:
The
join
page
has
one
of
those
two-step
sign-up
deals
where
you
have
to
enter
your
e-mail
before
they
tell
you
how
much
it's
going
to
cost.
What
a
pain
in
the
ass.
Of
course,
the
join
page
also
asks
you
to
"join
these
hot
amatuers
[sic;
they
really
have
trouble
with
this
word]
and
milfs
you
wanna
do
on
our
cheap
porn
site." "Our
cheap
porn
site."
These
people
do
take
pride
in
their
work,
don't
they? Actually, the
fact
that
it's
cheap
is
the
only
reason
we're
giving
it a
"4",
which
should
tell
you
something.
We'll
give
them
some
credit
for
at
least
being
up
front
about
everything.
The
preview
clips
and
galleries
give
you
a
very
good
idea
of
what
you're
going
to
get.
And
$12
a
month
is
dirt
cheap.
But
we
thought
this
was
a
poorly
presented,
uninspired
collection
of
cheap
hardcore
video
featuring
some
below
average
models
(sorry
ladies).
Strictly
for
those
of
you
who
like
to
go
digging
through
the
porn
discount
bins. |
