Type of Site: Performer
Address: www.lannibarbie.com 
Price: 
$29.95/month
Date of Review: 
July, 2005
Pornreports Rating: 

    

Review:

Pick a name. Any name. Lanny Barby. Lanny Barbie. Lannie Barbie. Lanni Barbie. Whatever. Just pick a name and stick with it. Please. The way this girl's name gets fucked around on this site made our heads ache. There really isn't any consistency at all. Just take a look at the banner at the top of this page. They even spell it two different ways on the banner! What the fuck is going on?

However you want to spell it, Lanny is tops with us. Why? Because she's a hot pornstar babe? Well, she's definitely got that going for her. She's been photographed by Suze Randall, appeared on the cover of Penthouse (she was Pet of the Month for June 2003), appeared in such other publications as Private, Hustler, Club, and Velvet, and is now a Vivid Girl. In other words, she's a bona fide star. But what makes her top with us is that she's a pornstar who's not afraid of getting nasty on her official site.

One of the things that's always pissed us off about official pornstar sites is the way some babe who made a name for herself getting dirty goes and gets all clean on the Internet with a bunch of bullshit glam posing galleries and softcore artistic videos. What gives with that? Their official site should show them being even dirtier!

Lanny knows what her fans want and she delivers. A number of the clips here have her working with three guys at once (including three black guys who have her tied up in the basement). She likes to get all her holes filled at the same time. She takes messy anal creampies and pulls her asshole open to show it. She gets a huge mouthload of cum and swallows it without even making a big deal about it. She just does it naturally. Now that's our kind of pornstar!

Aside from the pics and the vids, which we'll get to in a bit, the site has a number of other extra features that are actually pretty good. The diary is like a bulletin board where the site takes feedback. "Suze" offers up 36 galleries of Suze Randall pics. Scrapbook is a nice collection of personal pics going back to when Lanny was just starting out dancing at clubs. Apparently she's a Montreal girl, which means--you guessed it!--there's a video of her sucking Bruno B.'s cock. Has every girl in Montreal sucked Bruno's cock? We used to think that "farm team to the porn big leagues" line was just a load of shit. But maybe there's something to it. "Behind the Scenes" is mostly photo galleries of Lanny at conventions, on the set, meeting fans, etc., but if you go through it you'll also find some mpegs of camshows and appearances.

On to the meat and potatoes.

Photos: 66 galleries when we visited. The pics are studio quality. Lanny works with some good people. Pic size is a respectable 800x1200. Most of it is solo glam stuff. Lanny is actually a pretty glam gal. She always has that dramatic eye make-up on. Even in the bath.

Videos: Here's where it gets confusing. Actually we still don't have it figured out. There were only 15 of these total when dropped in and they vary quite a bit in terms of format and playback quality. For the most part what you get is a choice between a high and a low res version. The older videos can be downloaded as short mpeg clips or one long .wmv file that looks pretty good (700 kb/s). The newer videos can be downloaded as high (some .wmv, some .avi) or low res clips, but not as full movies. Video quality for the newer stuff looks really good and is usually quite well produced. But it all seems to be coming from different producers. One movie that had Lanny taking on three guys had really lousy lighting, but it was a Red Light Studio production. As far as content is concerned it's the whole works. Hardcore, group, interracial, lesbian, solo masturbation. The only problem is that there just aren't a lot of movies up yet.

This is a site that comes real, real close to getting an "8". We love the fact that such a hot star is giving her fans quality content that shows her in all her nasty glory. What holds us back is the top dollar price for what is still not a big collection of material. The site says it updates once a week, but it seemed like a number of the most recent updates were small photosets. We also wonder how much stuff Lanny is going to be able to add if she's under contract to a big studio. As it is there's already quite a bit of material here that comes from somewhere else. How much content is Lanny going to be producing that's going to be exclusive to this site? We're not sure. What about cam shows? Apparently Lanny's done them in the past, but there was no mention of any coming soon.

Overall we'd say this is a good performer site that won't disappoint Lanny's fans. It just needs to grow a bit. If Lanny really dedicates herself to being personally involved and regularly producing her own content it could be really great.

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