| Review:
This Candi is not the sweet kind. Hailing from the town of Las Vegas,
NV, what we have here is a real Large Marge: a cigar-compin', arm-wrasslin',
fartin', squirtin', MILF with some extra pounds put on for your added pleasure.
She does have a beautiful, mischievous smile, but when this strapping lass stands up next to her male
talent it's like a Stanton cartoon come to life. How do these poor guys
manage? This is an 18-wheeler of a woman to service.
We'll start with the bad news. The site's design, given that there
isn't a ton of content, is surprisingly
difficult to figure out. You seem to go in and out of the members area a
lot. We kept getting lost looking for the videos.
This may be because the link marked "Videos" only takes you to
a page where Candi's videos are for sale. Since this isn't what we came in
for (and, strictly speaking, it isn't really part of the members area
since you can go through it as a non-member and view the
"mini-clips") we had to look
elsewhere.
As it happens, the movies are in the section marked "MPGs".
These videos were all over the map in terms of content and quality. A
lot of them are tiny, postage-stamp-size clips lasting 5 seconds and
playing back at 50 kb/s (we're talking 1 meg files here folks). There
are also some webcam-style clips which come with a more respectable (but
still below average) 200 kb/s. And then some go on for five minutes and
look great at 640x480. These good movies are in a special area for
"LONG MPGs" (that is, movies that are 5 minutes or longer).
From what we saw, everything except the long mpgs was disappointing. And
there were only 9 long mpgs. These seemed to be OK, but one we
downloaded, "Smoking Seduction" was basically just a trailer
for a video you could buy. There wasn't even any sex in it. There wasn't
even any nudity in it! Let's get our act together.
Content was sort of weird. Smoking, squirting and pissing are one
thing. But farting? (Only one video in this section, thank god. And no,
we didn't watch it.) Arm wrestling (one scene broken down into 10 very
short clips)? Pedal pumping?
Pedal pumping?
This was a fetish we'd never heard of before. The set-up is that
Candi has car trouble and we see her looking under the hood, pumping the
gas, and masturbating. We see her pumping the gas a lot. You get
close-up shots of her foot, pumping the gas pedal.
Now seriously . . . Where the fuck did this fetish come from?
Where the videos are over-classified (like a separate section for
farting, despite there only being the one video), the photos are
under-classified. Over 230 galleries (usually with 50-100 pics), but no
classification system at all. Just one big chronological index. Sorting
these things out would have been a help. As it is, the pics are a
decent size, but definitely amateur quality. Most of them are too dark.
Candi really sells herself as a squirter (the "insatiable
squirter" in fact, whatever that means). Apparently she can blast a
stream anywhere from 2-8 feet. And she can do it in front of a drunken
crowd ("You're pissing all over my floor bitch!" one drunken
girlfriend complains). But when you break it down there are only 24
photo galleries of her squirting, 14 of the below average shorter clips,
and only 2 long .wmv files (the "mpgs"). This isn't exactly a
treasure trove of squirting material, and the video (even the good
video) doesn't capture it that well.
In addition to all this the site advertises two one-hour cam shows a
week (through the Camz network). There may be more though because it
looked like Candi was doing something through FreakDaddys as well. You
also get a few galleries of her friends (six galleries, to be exact),
and three stories of her adventures in the Stories section.
Along with all the cam shows you get three updates a week, one of
which is a video.
Overall we'd say this site is a bit crude and definitely not for everyone. Cam
fans will appreciate it more, especially given Candi's winning
personality. Otherwise there isn't a whole lot here and it is not well
presented. But it ain't pricey.
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