The biggest clitoris on the Net? Probably. Because you can't count those female bodybuilders who are all taking testosterone. There was a girl named Rhonda who was pretty big, but we're not sure how active she is these days.

Type of Site: Performer   
Address:
www.lindamight.com  
Price:
 
$21.95/month  
Date of Review:
 
January, 2007
Pornreports Rating: 

    

Review:

JANUARY 2007 RE-VISIT

Wow. It's not often we do a review over five years after our first visit. Gives you some idea of how long we've been at this now.

Too long!

But here's a site that's been at it for even longer. Launched sometime in 1999 we believe. Now before we go any further we should say one thing: We are big fans of Linda's big clit, of which this site is, in our earlier opinion, a shrine. In her own unique way, Linda is one of the most spectacular performers on the Internet. And it's not just the huge girl-cock. It's the big nipples too, and how she gets so fucking turned on she drips all over the place! Terrific stuff.

Unfortunately the site, which is an authentic homemade project of Linda and her husband George, is just too clunky for us to give it the rave review that Linda herself deserves. Though the most recent photos are large enough (anywhere from 800x600 to 2000x1500), the vast majority of pics in the archive are only 640x480. Which is rough. And none of them are that well taken. What we mainly mean by that is the lighting. It's often either too dark or glaringly bright. The same has to be said for the video. The lighting is variable here too. And sometimes the sound is off. Sometimes the picture cuts out way before the end, or it starts to stutter. The editing is jumpy. And the camera is often left in one position, especially in scenes involving both Linda and George (since they apparently don't have anyone to hold the camera). 

There's nothing wrong with the action. No, Linda still isn't showing her face. But she does a remarkable job of working around this. There's actually a wide variety of stuff she does: fucking machines, pumping, pissing, squirting, bondage, outdoors/flashing, blowjobs, girl-girl and more. The problem is with the technical quality of the material and its production. It's really pretty crude. Which, given the talent involved and the willingness to use it, is incredibly frustrating. Damn it, this woman deserves a better site!

Site layout is also disappointing. There are only text links for all of the galleries before 2006, with the oldest galleries just labeled "Mis. Pics H", etc. And for some reason we just plain lost the page for the 2006 galleries. After seeing it once we couldn't find it again! Swear to God. That's the first time something like that has ever happened to us.

Aside from Linda herself, there are the usual nice touches you get with a homemade site. You do feel the personal touch. You can interact with Linda on a message board. The chat room didn't seem to be going yet when we visited, but apparently it's in the works. Updates are usually once a week, though we didn't think there was a regular schedule being kept. Nothing much in the way of extras, but that's not a big deal here because, let's face it, you're really only joining for one thing.

Is it worth it? Well, it is pretty cheap. And you do get archives going back eight years now. That works out to around 150 videos (mostly mpegs) and close to 200 photo galleries. So if you're into big clits (and that's the only reason for joining this site) it's probably worth it. Even if the production and presentation are disappointing, and they are, Linda's tool won't let you down.

OCTOBER 2001 REVIEW

Amateur performers on the Internet usually have to gear their sites toward some kind of niche market. Let's face it, they don't have big contracts with production companies willing to do all the work of site promotion and design for them. Instead, they have to exploit whatever it is that sets them apart.

What sets Linda Might apart is the size of her clit. Yes, it's big. According to her main page it measures 3 inches when standing at attention. When she masturbates she actually jerks the thing off, pulling the hood back with her fingers just like a foreskin.

And there you have it. The site is really a shrine to Linda's giant clit. There are only a few pics out of all the galleries that even show a glimpse of her face. Everything else is a close-up, mostly of what she has between her legs but also including a lot of shots of her equally impressive nipples. Given these pretty severe limitations she does what she can, providing a good selection of hardcore and fetish material (vacuum pumps on her clit and nipples, rope bondage, some pee action). In other words, a genuine effort is being made.

Updates occur on a frequent and regular basis. The site design, however, is pretty rough. The index page for the mpegs has no thumbnails, so you have no idea what you're getting when you click on a file. The same is true for the pics, which are broken up into miscellaneous galleries (of which there are over 40) without any indication of what's where. 

Movie quality ranges from poor to average. Some of the videos are high quality (again, all close-ups), but most of the ones we sampled were postage-stamp size and blurry. There were 67 listed when we reviewed the site, most of them under 5 megs. The pictures are actually a better bet, all of them being reasonably sharp. But the photography is only competent, and is limited to arranging anonymous body parts.

LindaMight.com should be worth it for anyone with a big clit fetish, especially given the reasonable monthly rate. The site's narrow focus and crude design will probably frustrate everyone else.

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